There’s no question that printable Thanksgiving placement decorated with gun control talking points was invaluable when all the right-wing crazies in the family dropped by for a home-cooked dinner. But what’s a person with gun sense supposed to do for Mother’s Day?

You could grab some crayons and try to scribble out all of the turkey day clip art, but there’s an easier way to ease your conscience, knowing that you worked gun control into the holiday. Moms Demand Action has issued its super-handy guide to a gun-free Mother’s Day brunch.

It’s great to know that there’s somewhere to buy those quiche ingredients and a couple 5-liter cartons of Franzia without having to dodge a Wild West shootout.

And if your mom demands that you skip brunch and celebrate her special day by taking her to the gun range instead … never mind.

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