Anyone who watched CNN’s Democratic Town Hall Wednesday night has already heard most of the arguments Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are employing against each other. At Thursday night’s debate, though, the two were determined that everyone heard their arguments, with or without microphones or a PA system. It was almost enough to make one miss the soothing presence of Anderson Cooper.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Imagine 8 years of Shrillary yelling at all of us. National suicide will surely follow.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      I’ll just turn my hearing aids off. 😎

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Congratulations, you’ve uncovered the legendary “Brown Noise”, a feat not even the Mythbusters could accomplish.

      • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

        Well, the shrill stuff coming out of that detestable human’s mouth certainly might be described as being that color.

      • Arttie the Deplorable

        In Venezuela you can’t even find TB to use after the brown noise.

    • Orpheus75

      8 seconds of her is more than too much, let alone 8 years.

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        “8 seconds of her is more than too much”

        Indeed. The BS riding event! Alas, no self-respecting rodeo would put her in a chute.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Resolved: their next debate will be in mime.

    • moodydon

      Hmmm… might be worth watching… just to see who gives who a ‘one finger salute’ first…

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    One yells because she’s a shrill harpy thinking “dammit I was supposed to be done with this s**t by now!”

    The other yells because he’s a crazy old nutjob who wants those damn capitalists to get off his lawn.

  • Maxx

    It’s like watching two elderly people yelling at each other during morning canasta at the rec center.
    http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/Dude_then.jpg

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Or while fighting over the last cup of rice pudding in the cafeteria.

      • Russ

        Rock, paper, scissors. Scissors always wins by a poke to the eyes.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I dunno…a rock upside the head ain’t no picnic.

    • moodydon

      Nice!

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Is it live? Or is it… Never mind.

  • Russ

    Hillary keeps playing the victim card — at 90 decibels.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      So Saturn 5a lift off volume.

      • Russ

        Ha!

    • moodydon

      Only 90?
      Train horns, 143 decibels… and the company that makes them, tests each one and lists the decibels on the box… sometimes if’s more than 143…
      (Nathan Airchimes – http://www.hornblasters.com)

      • Russ

        I was estimating the decibel level based on the highly scientific Neighborhood Test. If it only wakes up half the neighborhood,
        it can’t be over 100. 😉

  • Zhytamyr

    I’d rather pound 9penny nails into my skull that watch that screeching, mumbling “no true Scotsman” argument on who’s more commie.

  • https://twitter.com/_donaldson Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’ve seen Ted Nugent live, and he wasn’t as loud.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      And his political comments were much more acceptable.

      • https://twitter.com/_donaldson Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        And he shoots arrows!
        I’m guessing these guys have trouble opening up their tapioca.

    • ceemack

      Nuge has much better guitar tone.

  • wrestlefan01

    “I AM MORE LIBERAL AND SOCIALIST THAN YOU MISSY” -BERNIE

    “OH YEAH ILL JUST LISTEN TO WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO AND ONE UP IT OLD FART.ITS WHAT I DO”- HILLARY

    • Frustrated Teacher

      Thanks for this complete recap of the debate. that covers just about everything…

    • CoastalMaineBird

      1… AM NOT!
      2… ARE TOO!
      3… Go To 1

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Wish I was in the audience, I’d yell “bingo!”

    • moodydon

      Hmmm… I’m in Milwaukee… and both of them are coming to Milwaukee, Feb 19(?)…
      Maybe I skip a day of work…

  • Russ

    Slightly OT: I’m live tweeting the Dem Debate, snarking Hillary. It seems to have brought out a boatload of Sanders boobies liking and retweeting me, as if I’m one of them. This amuses me to no end.

  • wrestlefan01

    this debate is a joke..the mods are laughing it up with the candidates as they ask the questions..wtf is this chit?

    • Russ

      HOA election pre-vote spiels?

  • wrestlefan01

    yes bernie dems win when there is higher voter turn out because most of those voters are usually dead or voting illegally

  • bil_g

    Why are you yelling?

  • Karla1953

    I got nothing I refuse to watch but they do not call her Shillary for nothing

    • Michelle ✓classified

      I’m livestreaming it after the yelling was mocked, since I’ve turned in, no yelling. I feel gypped.

      • Karla1953

        I hate it when that happens…………..I still refuse to turn it on though LOL I just cannot

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I hear ya. I gave it 15-20 mins for the yelling to start again. Sander’s voice is much more annoying to me than Barry’s. I didn’t even know that was possible.

  • wrestlefan01

    aw bernie just said he will refrain from attacking hillary about her criminal emailing

    • Tessa from Texas

      Did he use the word “criminal”?

      • wrestlefan01

        of course not

        • Tessa from Texas

          Darnit! But I guess I was really naive to think a Dim would even recognize criminality–to them it is just normal behavior.

          • wrestlefan01

            would have been epic had he said it thought lol..im amazed how he continues to ignore that elephant

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    You want to hear them REALLY shout? Tell them that the tapioca pudding is all gone.

    • journogal

      Or Matlock is about to begin.

      • swg

        followed by Murder She Wrote

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Shorter:

    Old People Yell At Clouds!

  • DaMello ® ?

    Its the Matlock Debate…

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Oh my God, the crowd is out of control!

  • JohnFLob

    Both Hillary and Bernie have spent too much time in Flint and drank too much water.

  • Ronald Green

    I can’t figure out what all the yelling was about, I mean such “hard” questions like… “Are you really a progressive?” I guess that was toughie for them.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Democratic debates are like Festivus:

  • Russ

    That whole debate was painful. It was like listening to a grade school string instrument concert at rock concert volume. Add to that, that I image Billy Jeff sitting in the audience shaking his head, thinking “I tried to teach her to deftly deflect criticism and awkward questions, but she just can’t get the hang of it.”

    • Dan13

      It’s like she didn’t know those questions were coming…

  • wrestlefan01
    • Dan13

      I have a gun grabbing neighbour. He doesn’t want my help in a crisis–fine…

  • reddarin

    “@jpodhoretz It’s like an update of the old Garrett Morris SNL hearing impaired thing.”

    lol

  • Fingolfin

    What I find strange is that I thought the MSM were in the tank for Hillary. Why aren’t they going on the attack against Sanders?

    • Storm Saxon’s Gall Bladder

      More people are realizing that HRC is not going to be the
      candidate. This is just theater occupy us until the convention
      when the real nominee will appear. HRC is a stalking horse.

  • Storm Saxon’s Gall Bladder

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    A lot of shouting at the Dem debates? Can’t they find any hearing aid batteries?

  • Len

    Good thing I can only hear with 1 ear…..errr yes it’s the left.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    It must be tiresome to continually worry about STDs in your line of work.

  • Alexxthegreat

    Hubby noticed The MAD Cow all gussied up…..
    Still not an improvement, IMHO.
    The debates?..I could hear it from my kitchen…..between the whirling mixer and the dishwasher…..couldn’t tell which noise was more bothersome.

  • DEC

    If “stuff” was really free, you would already have it.
    Sanders and Clinton are losers.

    • journogal

      They aren’t the losers, their supporters are.

  • journogal

    What new ideas are they debating? It’s the same thing over and over, “Federal government is here to save you. You are a victim and federal government will take care of you. Federal government knows best.” It’s amazing that people fall for this.

  • RepublicanDon

    When a Clinton says “Enough is enough” you know the subject is not money.

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  • Nos Nevets

    My wife has a theory about churches that might apply:
    The louder the music, the less grounded the theology.
    Feeling vs. Reason.
    Heart vs. Head.

  • G3

    When you haven’t got much to say, say it loudly and slowly and the lemmings will think it’s important.

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    The problem is obvious.

  • John Galt

    Grandma and Grandpa shouting at each other…that usually is the stage in elderly onset dementia right before the beginning of a disconnect with reality.

    Seems it happened the other way around for those two.

  • Orpheus75

    Imagine even 4 years of this

  • RJLigier

    Batshitcrazy 2-3%ers yelling at their base within the culturally marxist 2-3%er progressive/libertarian paradigm.

  • bobbyt1964

    She’s on his lawn screaming because his tirades scared her cat