Piers Morgan is currently the recipient of a barrage of cleavage selfies, having made it clear yesterday that he had no problem with the sight of Susan Sarandon’s décolletage, as long as it wasn’t on display during the Screen Actors Guild’s “In Memoriam” presentation.

Jezebel picked up on Morgan’s “prudish” tweets, which inspired Sarandon to treat him to a throwback Thursday still from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

  • Askwatch

    Morgan vs. Sarandon

    There’s no one to root for in this fight.

    • Prairie Sarah

      Not my circus, not my monkeys.

      • idalily

        And so entertaining to watch the monkeys hit each other.

        • DixieAngel_76

          But don’t get too close, you know how they love to fling their poo.

        • Mark Dwarvin Jester,..

          QUICK… pass the hat and I’ll buy a sack of claw hammers to toss in the cage…
          .
          It should get hazy with a chance of showers after that…

      • Walter

        Damn you for saying this before I could.

    • Catchance

      Ha! That’s exactly what I thought.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      When in doubt, go with the cleavage.

      • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

        I hear DIYers like shelf bras.

      • swg

        is there any such thing as bad cleavage?

        • CVN65

          Yeah, when you’re standing behind your plumber…

    • ricoliv

      It’s like Iran vs Iraq redux. Whichever side wins is still a loser.

    • markenoff

      Except the bra designer. I would like to know what superstrong material he/she was able to find that counteracted the massive gravitation force on SS’s cleavage. This looks like material that could absorb the forces of earthquakes and leave structures undamaged!

      • DixieAngel_76

        Heh, good one!

      • linnilu

        And at the “SAG” awards, no less.

      • Sig Ruman

        Movie Vertigo has a nice explanation on the subject.

      • 00gabooga

        It’s the same material that keeps moochelle’s butt in check.

    • Petrucio14

      When in doubt, always gravitate to the side with the cuter teats.

  • John Howard

    Looks like a mini butt crack.

    • grais

      Not so mini. Those puppies rest on her belly.

      • JLM

        I was thinking that when she undid her bra, her kneecaps would be in danger of getting bruised. She was really something in “Pretty Baby”, but that was years ago. Seeing her in the outfit she wore at the awards, SAG seemed very appropriate.

    • SNuss

      Do you mean Piers? I would agree!

      • John Howard

        No, he’s full sized.

    • DixieAngel_76

      And a wrinkled, droopy one at that.

    • bluewaternavy

      Actually it fun to watch to liberal asswipes having at each other.

  • Michelle ✓classified
    • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

      Not only did Piers throw in some woman-hating, he added Jew-hating on top of it.

    • swg

      I like the fact that he used the term “feminazis” which usually gets el Rushbo in sooo much trouble. I guess it’s ok for Pierced Organ to use that term tho.

  • John Howard

    From peaches to windsocks.

    • Dork Blaster

      ROFL

      • Michelle ✓classified

        Wait until you see what happens to your junk at her age.

        • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          He needs a magnifying glass now.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            With a light. It’s dark inside.

          • Dork Blaster

            And tweezers!

        • Dork Blaster

          Haha! I’m almost there, but I definitely won’t be showing them off anytime soon (not that I did that in my youth).

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Her boobs are pretty damn sexy for a woman who is 69 yrs old and has had three kids.

          • DixieAngel_76

            Yuck!

        • DixieAngel_76

          Well, sure, I’ve had four kids, eleven grand kids. Which is exactly why I don’t go out in public forgetting to finish getting dressed.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I wasn’t talking about the way she is dressed, I was talking about the condition of her chest. Having grandkids doesn’t change your body. It’s OK you think her boobs look disgusting for her age. I’m sure yours are like that of a 28 yr. with no kids.

          • DixieAngel_76

            Yes, it sure does change your body. Have you ever had any?

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Nope, but that doesn’t mean I can’t notice the differences it makes to a woman’s body.

          • Ripper58 ✓Deplorable Covfefe

            are you sure they are hers? ( aka real?)

    • Michelle ✓classified

      From grape tomatoes and a blanket party weapon.

    • DixieAngel_76

      Like two bowling balls in a pair of old panty hose.

    • CVN65

      Ouch. The clarity hurts.

  • ArmchairMike

    I despise they lady but damn she has aged well, very well.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      She looks damn good for her age!

      • ArmchairMike

        Yes she does until she talks.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Sometimes it’s OK to appreciate something positive about someone without inviting something negative to the party.

          • bil_g

            Yeah, but…damnit Michelle…you’re right.

            Now I’m hungry, and Bela Lugosi is still dead…

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      The same for Kankles except she started poorly and hasn’t aged well.

    • Dork Blaster

      So did Jane Fonda… doesn’t mean they don’t have jello for brains.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        We’re not looking at their brains…

    • Prairie Sarah

      It’s a good thing she’s aged well, othwerwise life would be grim with all the grace of a rabid skunk and accompanying Swiss cheese brain syndrome more commonly found in teenagers.

    • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

      As a man and a trucker, there are some I only need to see once, but I wouldn’t mind seeing all sets at least once. Wouldn’t hurt my feelings any.

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy!

    Dammit, Janet…

    ?

  • Bklynnygirl

    Piers must be a closeted Rush fan.

    • Andrew Curlutu

      Hardly. There’s no closet that can hold The Incredible Bloat.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    For once I agree with the dimwit Morgan. She is trash.

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    She’s a blithering moron but she ain’t hard on the eyes. Piers, keep your limey prudishness to yourself.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    I get the point, but the outrage is a lil over-the-top. Would have been a nice idea for her to put a shirt on under the jacket just while she did the In Memoriam tribute.

    • Prairie Sarah

      Even a lace top over her bra would have been almost as revealing but a lot classier.

      • Girl who talks with her eyes

        That’s my preferred way of being slightly exhibitionist. Matching bra & lace t-shirt. Tasteful without being skanky.

        • Meowbius

          Gold standard:

          “A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”

          Sophia Loren

          • Petrucio14

            She was one woman who looked great at any age and whatever she wore!

        • Petrucio14

          Pictures or it didn’t happen. 😉

    • Karla1953

      There is also a part of me that thinks she could have had a dress or other ensemble on that could have been more revealing………………….*shrugs* then again there are also ways to make things seemed covered when they may not be however in the big scheme of things this is minus 25 on things I will care about 🙂

    • Suzyqpie

      I agree if the focus was the Memoriam tribute. For megalomaniacs the focus is always always Self…

  • Fingolfin

    Wow, I can’t believe I agree with Piers Morgan. He was absolutely correct and her response was utterly childish.

  • ceemack

    So, cleavage and guns are two things Piers wants to ban.

    On a side note, it’s really weird to find myself on Susan Sarandon’s side…

  • Orion

    The best show ever! two libbies, ⒷïṰⒸḢ slapping each other….. need more pop corn….

  • Fingolfin

    Jezebel thinks asking women to wear any shirts is oppressive so…

    • nodhimmi

      They are idiots nuff said!

  • Orion

    Meantime, in feel the bern land:

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    “Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral?”
    Don’t know about Susan, but I’ve see low cut micro dresses at funerals. Of course the Temp was 95 and the church doesn’t have AC.

    • DixieAngel_76

      It’s true, I’ve seen some really crass people at funerals, including one woman was well dress, but had a little pin on that said ‘I <3 2 sell (and a little tiny house dangled off the bottom). I thought that was tacky and crass.

  • Sally Del

    #WhiteBoobsMatter

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Perhaps though, appropriate for the -SAG- awards. Yeah, someone had to say it, LOL

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Thanks, now I have to wipe my phone, Kankles style, with a cloth.

      • Deborah Hallsted

        Damn. Sorry ’bout that!

    • JLM

      I’m sorry. I didn’t scroll down before adding my two bits’ worth.

      • Deborah Hallsted

        Rofl. At least you didn’t switch the b for a t.

        • JLM

          Darn! I wish I had thought of that! My hat’s off to you ma’am.

          • Deborah Hallsted

            Lol… ;~)

    • DixieAngel_76

      Actually, it’s been said a lot, but still makes me chuckle.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    A more dignified Brit. One with more class than Susan and more balls than Piers.
    https://youtu.be/Rb2VXVmUga4

    • Michelle ✓classified

      More class? At least Sarandon had clothes on. Ha!

  • Elizabeth Bennett

    Aging Hollywood celeb wears something tacky and inappropriate to a memorial service, no longer surprising. I just think it’s funny that leftist Piers Morgan used the Rush Limbaugh coined-term “feminazis,” to complain about his attackers.

    • ricoliv

      Still, you have to admit he scored a bull’s eye with that one. Any take-down of Jezebel gets a cheer from me, no matter who does it. And “lentils”? Priceless.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Have seen better…….

    • Suzyqpie

      Bad marcus, you are very very bad ———-> corner.

    • Cärlös Dängër ✓certifiable

      Hey, that reminds me of one of my favorite Pink Floyd albums.

      • Hard Charger

        … I rather like “a nice pair…”

  • Randall B/1/6

    Piers Morgan was right, for maybe the first time in his life.

    • Andrew Curlutu

      Well, there IS that stopped clock argument…

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Piers simply doesn’t like other boobs distracting from him.

  • grais

    Sad Grandma needs attention directed at sad Grandma t i t s.
    Sad.

  • wrestlefan01

    i tell you what her back in the day photo i would just sayin

  • JCS

    Two boobs….and Sarandon’s tits.

  • SNuss

    Viewing Ms. Sarandon’s attributes is far more pleasurable than reading inane commentary from an intellectually-challenged boob like Piers.

  • Dan Abbett

    It appears Morgan and Sarandon are engaging in a teat a teat … as it were.

    • Dan Abbett

      I hate it when my fat fingers cause me to up-vote myself … really, I didn’t mean to.

      • Cärlös Dängër ✓certifiable

        I’ve done that before. Click it again, and it goes away.

    • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      A tit for tit?

      • Andrew Curlutu

        Tit for tat?

  • DixieAngel_76

    I’d like to set both of them out to sea in a leaky raft, in shark infested waters.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Using Susan Sarandon, Piers Morgan, and cleavage in the same sentence is just plane wrong….

    • Petrucio14

      No matter what the context or how those words are combined.

  • The_Kat ✓vilified

    I hate when I agree with Piers Morgan about something. I have always hated the underwear as outerwear Hollywood syndrome. I’d rather if she wore a low cut dress or top that showed off her boobs. As it was, she looked like a drunk who forgot to get fully dressed before leaving the house. I’d feel the same way if Sean Connery showed up without pants (but not a kilt).

    • DixieAngel_76

      Eeeew.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “I’d feel the same way if Sean Connery showed up without pants (but not a kilt).”

      Admittedly, it’d be a better viewing experience than Highlander 2, The Avengers, and League of Extraordinary Gentleman, but only because those movies really sucked.

      • Rick Owen

        the Avengers?! You put THAT in the same category as Highlander 2? Not even the League was as bad as Highlander 2!

        • theal

          It could be worse- at least no one mentioned Zardoz.

          • Rick Owen

            lol I just realized I was thinking the reference was to the MARVEL Avengers… not the British TV show turned movie… which I completely forgot about. Never aw it.

          • aztectrumpet

            THanks. I was trying to figure out what sean connery had to do with the marvel movie.

      • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        League was actually pretty cool. Was one of my mom’s favorites, that she played over and over again, with Van Helsing.

        • Hard Charger

          Am I strange? I liked LOAG as well as Van Helsing.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    There are a lot of ladies in Hollywood who were quite attractive at a young age. Sarandon isn’t one of them IMO. Then or now, I found her as appealing as Jane Curtin.

    And memo to Susan: when someone as incompetent as Piers actually has a point, it means you were horribly, horribly wrong. For the love of God, you’re basically wearing a bra with no shirt. They did a Seinfeld episode about this like 20 years ago.

  • Rick Owen

  • Ed McDowell

    Yo cleavage gone to saggage lady.

  • MoxieLouise1

    I never ever ever thought I would be sticking up for Piers Morgan but…I agree with what he said. He didn’t make any disparaging remarks about her looks, he said her outfit wasn’t appropriate for a funeral or a memorial. And that is the last time I will ever agree with him.

  • DevilDocNowCiv

    So, theirs actually an award for when they SAG? And they feel that it merits “all caps?” Well, why is Piers so opposed to the organization? Give up your Brit up tightness, Piers: Lots of women are perky, and as time passes they sag. Get over it, and let the more long lived and empowered older chicks-and the many younger who sag-have their durn awards show!

    • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      SAG = Screen Actor’s Guild.

  • JR48

    What she wore wasn’t appropriate for the occasion, and she wore it because she’s passe and desperate for attention. Piers Morgan is also passe and desperate for attention, so they’re perfect for each other.

    • Andrew Curlutu

      ^this

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    It appears the tectonic plates have shifted and the geography is slipping south. Too much fracking I suppose.

    • Petrucio14

      Or not enough.

  • Girl who talks with her eyes
    • Andrew Curlutu

      Actually, that’s a C cup for Communist since she’s supporting Beanie Bernie.

      • Girl who talks with her eyes

        I was referring to Piers.

  • bluewaternavy

    Never in my life did I think I’d EVER agree with Morgan. But he’s spot on here. That said, Piers is still an absolute schmuck.

  • Name

    Seems like a twit (Sarandon) for twat (Morgan) exchange to me.

  • Cärlös Dängër ✓certifiable

    Why are we even talking about this, one way or the other? Is it really that interesting?

    • Askwatch

      Boobs!

      They’re all boobs, the people interested in this story.

      • Dan Shoop

        Welcome to the club!

  • interestedobserver2

    While I despise everything Susan Sarandon stands for, I must question why Piers feels it necessary to first question American Laws, and then question how people dress. Who, precisely, set him up as our cultural arbiter?

    • Dan13

      He’s a progressive. He thinks he’s entitled to the job.

  • Frank DiSalle

    I agree with Piers Morgan. She’s an idiot!

    • RepublicanDon

      Idiot? Yes, but with a nice rack. It is possible to fail political science and still get “A”s in biology.

  • Stuck_in_Ca√→

    Granny boobs, ick.

  • Cali Broheim

    Lets ask Obama’s Islamic scum friends what they think about this uncovered, unpious woman. A taste of Shari’a for this vain fool. 70 and still have to show skin, eh?

  • Thurston S

    She’d be getting the SAG award if it weren’t for that bra.

    • Dan13

      …rimshot…!

  • Alexxthegreat

    Libs eating each other….stand back…and enjoy the show!

  • Hannibal

    Evidently “2nd Amendment” Morgan has a real problem with Sarandon’s open carry of her 38’s.

    • Rick Lumus

      Morgan should be charged with assaulting Sarandon with a dead weapon. #Viagra

  • TwigaBob

    It seems appropriate to me. If I understand the system, the Golden Globes are for young actresses and the SAG awards for older ones. Am I wrong?

  • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

    Attention ladies, if your bras stop supporting you, I will.

  • John Galt

    Once again, leftists confuse their “rights” with appropriateness. In this case, it certainly was her right to wear what she wants, but it may not have been appropriate in that scenario. Not that I have any idea what event they’re whining about.

    Besides, Sarandon’s puppies are around her waist at this point anyway, so pardon me if I don’t investigate the potential offense.

  • kch50428

    The terms “Sarandon, excess clevage and SAG” sent my mind down a road that made me wish my mind’s eye was blind…

  • jcd0101

    look i got news for you meathead liberals
    eventually – trust me on this one
    everything goes south
    your looks
    your boobs
    your gut
    finally your hair falls out on the floor..

    sheesh – stop trying to pretend that somehow you still think your hot at 69

    im sorry your OLD AND UGLY
    just like ME !!!!

    Get used to it..

  • Yup

    I actually agree with Piers Morgan. Why do so many leftists have a problem with the word “respect”?

  • swamptrotter

    Many of these celebrities have a great deal of difficulty dressing appropriately….period. Why does it come as a shock that anyone would dress like a slut at a memorial? It’s clearly a case of “look at me” instead of focusing on the meaning of the gathering. Sad, truly sad.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    In the future…it will be illegal to argue with a woman.

  • Xer0

    yawwn..feminists are so damn unattractive. I hate Piers anti 2a views but I agree with him here.

  • JenniferP

    Sorry, but she forgot her shirt that night. Maybe, 35 years after Rocky Horror, her brain is beginning to fall, even if her chest still holds up!

  • http://nukemars.com/ RWA

    So Piers doesn’t like double barrels of any sort?

  • The Marathon Man

    And we waste time with these libturds why?

  • RJLigier

    No one wants to see 70 year old boobies………….except for 2-3%er females………..

  • nodhimmi

    Methinks our thespian doesn’t see the irony of that photo of her younger self!