Hillary Clinton was undoubtedly one of the Iowa State Fair’s main attractions Friday evening, drawing a solid crowd away from the deep fried Twinkie booth long enough to hear her perform some of her classic material, such as “vast right-wing conspiracy” and “partisan witch hunt.”

Clinton’s appearance at the fair went over so well that in the next couple of years, if she’s not in the White House or prison, she should consider launching her own carnival, complete with these (printable) #HillaryStateFairAttractions.

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