Twitchy first noticed the strained comedy stylings of author and Salon columnist CJ Werleman when he joked that if the NFL’s Ray Rice continued to abuse women, he’d “end up running the Hobby Lobby.”

The Australian-born Werleman has a serious side too, and as a relatively recent transplant to the United States, he thinks he just might have this whole racism thing figured out.

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