“Anti-bullying” expert Dan Savage isn’t the only one who likes to speak for Jesus every now and then to set those right-wing nutjobs straight about scripture. Vanity Fair contributing editor Kurt Eichenwald would like to have a turn at setting those misguided “Tpartiers” on the right (that is, Left) track. What was that thing Jesus said, again?

Go on.

Someday, someone on the Left will figure out what the Tea Party is all about. Until then, we have the conservatives of Twitter to help explain.

No, he’s not. Straw men are always in stock.