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Piers Morgan demands constitutional right to eat French assault cheese

https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/350782494221676544

As if CNN’s Piers Morgan hadn’t “helped” gun-control advocates enough with his tireless efforts, tonight he found a unique metaphor that must surely convince those bitter clingers that the Second Amendment is no longer relevant: the FDA prevents Americans from purchasing cheese it declares “unfit for consumption,” so … well, that’s about where the metaphor falls apart.

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Who wants to be the first to let Morgan know he’s free to move to France and eat all the cheese mites he wants?

https://twitter.com/Ed_Mueller_/status/350780692583555076

https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/350781051523698688

What if they were called assault mites and not cheese mites? People would take them seriously then.

https://twitter.com/hollyR_J/status/350782389481508864

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