https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/350782494221676544

As if CNN’s Piers Morgan hadn’t “helped” gun-control advocates enough with his tireless efforts, tonight he found a unique metaphor that must surely convince those bitter clingers that the Second Amendment is no longer relevant: the FDA prevents Americans from purchasing cheese it declares “unfit for consumption,” so … well, that’s about where the metaphor falls apart.

Who wants to be the first to let Morgan know he’s free to move to France and eat all the cheese mites he wants?

https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/350781051523698688

What if they were called assault mites and not cheese mites? People would take them seriously then.

https://twitter.com/IdRatherBeBlack/status/350785008115515394