As if CNN’s Piers Morgan hadn’t “helped” gun-control advocates enough with his tireless efforts, tonight he found a unique metaphor that must surely convince those bitter clingers that the Second Amendment is no longer relevant: the FDA prevents Americans from purchasing cheese it declares “unfit for consumption,” so … well, that’s about where the metaphor falls apart.
FDA blocks French cheese shipments over mites http://t.co/Gt0Aj88Jct
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 29, 2013
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 29, 2013
Who wants to be the first to let Morgan know he’s free to move to France and eat all the cheese mites he wants?
@piersmorgan it isn't the FDA's job to regulate firearms genius.
— Free Bird (@Ed_Mueller_) June 29, 2013
What if they were called assault mites and not cheese mites? People would take them seriously then.
1) FDA doesn't do guns
2) no cheese in Constitution
— Holly Renee (@_Holly_Renee) June 29, 2013
— Mush (@MushKat) June 29, 2013
— Cody Lewis (@codylewis89) June 29, 2013