Dennis Miller was onto something when he suggested “Every Breath You Take” as a suitable replacement for “Hail to the Chief.” Even Sting admitted in interviews the song was intended to be “very, very sinister and ugly,” and it was inspired by thoughts of “Big Brother, surveillance and control.” It’s a pretty good fit, then, but we know Twitter can do better. For a more contemporary take on the romantic side of spying, these users tried their hand at #NSALoveSongs.
#NSALoveSongs Secret Lovers (Yeah, right)
— Miss B (@robinbmurphy) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs – Every Little Thing She Does (is recorded)
— _AG_ (@ag_texas) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs Let's Get It On (Tape)
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) June 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/JackBlair69/status/344286672747384832
#NSALoveSongs
Party like it's #1984— Andrew (@nemo7625) June 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/status/344286389921280000
#NSALoveSongs Tap That
— #blackrepubprobz (@blackrepubprobz) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs "Somebody's Watching Me"
— plstepp (@plstepp) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Trace"
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs I Just Called to Say We're Watching
— Rʏᴀɴ (@StingsUSA) June 11, 2013
Back in the USSR
— ıɹɐɹɹǝɟɯoʇ (@tomferrari) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs. "I want your texts…."
— Bracketologist Joe (@joedisomma) June 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/344287558957686784
#NSAloveSongs Do you want to know a secret?
— Mr.Prozac (@LLion300) June 11, 2013
#NSAloveSongs I Heard It Through The Landline
— Ted Cruz Watch Dog (@DanMartin_cards) June 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/344288696243216385
#NSALoveSongs You Dropped A Dragnet On Me
— Mrs. BACCV (@BACCV) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs Communication Breakdown
— Chad Kimrey (@TheChoons) June 11, 2013
#NSALoveSongs Crazy Little Thing Called Law
— iSheeple (@iSheeple1) June 11, 2013
Baby Got Tapped #NSALoveSongs
— Patrick Neville (@Patrick_Neville) June 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/KIL1546/status/344290819609608193
#NSAloveSongs Data Miner's Daughter
— LATiffani (@LATiffani1) June 11, 2013
You've Lost That Freedom Feeling…Now It's GONE, GONE GONE. #NSALoveSongs
— Pam Besteder (@pambesteder) June 11, 2013