Dennis Miller was onto something when he suggested “Every Breath You Take” as a suitable replacement for “Hail to the Chief.” Even Sting admitted in interviews the song was intended to be “very, very sinister and ugly,” and it was inspired by thoughts of “Big Brother, surveillance and control.” It’s a pretty good fit, then, but we know Twitter can do better. For a more contemporary take on the romantic side of spying, these users tried their hand at #NSALoveSongs.

https://twitter.com/JackBlair69/status/344286672747384832

https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/status/344286389921280000

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/344287558957686784

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/344288696243216385

https://twitter.com/KIL1546/status/344290819609608193