Tap, baby, tap? Hilarious: Dennis Miller shreds Obama over NSA surveillance as only he can

Ha! Is “tap, baby, tap” the new “drill, baby, drill”?

Dennis Miller went on a Twitter roll and eviscerated President Obama over the NSA surveillance scandal. Read and giggle madly!


It’s getting creepy in here …

But don’t blame Dennis Miller:


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Full Twitchy coverage of Dennis Miller

  • peteee363

    perhaps Obama knows who those Richard Windsor e-mails were chatting with?

    • vetgal1970

      LOL….’Richard Windsor? That guy on the news for getting all those EPA commendations? He’s a good example of the hardworking honest employees of the Federal government. If I had a son, he’d be a good worker like Richard Windsor’

      • Clayton Grant

        You should get an avatar with a head on it. One suitible for your well-formed and functioning brain, vetsis.

        • tedlv

          What does “vetsis” mean?

      • Not Anonymous

        tyrants never give themselves awards. it wouldn’t be prudent.

        • Pat Henson

          No they get Nobel prizes , or haven’t you been paying Att.

          • John Reynolds

            well said

          • Anthony Clay

            obamas future, black babies will be given nobel prizes at birth

      • Larry Mellette

        Wonder if he was on the pay roll?

    • Clayton Grant

      Every freakin private/bogus email account that Congress can find should be FOIA’d/subpoenaed to see who THEY were talking with, the length/time of the email, and those emails had better not be redacted!

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Agree with the premise…just wonder where “all those” dimes are coming from to PAY for all this cr@p??

        At the burn rate of this (so-called) ‘administration’…
        we’re gonna have to “mint”
        another $170,000,000,000,000 of ’em… 😉

        (Or…restated: HOT tar…meet cold skin. Please?
        Screw the feathers…let’s utilize gravel, for the overcoat…)

        • Clayton Grant

          That was great! Add a steam-roller paver to set the overcoat really well. The biggest we can find! We do need infrastructure. Pave the roads with these traitors to their oaths and drive our big SUVs and 18-wheelers on them!

          • MyrmidoNOT

            “he he he…” (Too funny.)

            That, or “layer” ’em into all this ‘shovel ready’ sh!t…
            “going on” around our highways-n-byways. Landfill anyone?

            Suspect there is a crater, or two…which needs fillin’… 😉

            (PS: HOT tar mitigates the ‘setting process’…to some degree.)

          • tgoyer

            That’s a “shovel-ready” job if I ever heard of one. Hell, I’ll even bring the shovel. Everyone has to do their part and do their fair share in the sacrifice, right?


          • MyrmidoNOT

            That, or store ’em in any outhouse pit.
            At least someone would get to properly
            urinate-on-’em…etc. (ie: p ‘on’ u!)
            Justice!! (Finally.)

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          Concrete Shoes, in the deepest part of the Potomac…. And don’t worry, I won’t rat you out.. #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

          • MyrmidoNOT


            btw: The Mariana Trench is deeper…and we don’t have to even consider anyone/anything locating objects (there).
            Poseidon doesn’t even visit… 😉

        • Rusty Jewell

          I’m not so sorry to inform you that you and all those who have replied need to immediately stop what you are doing and report to the principles office. Immediately. As in now. Just for a friendly chat, you know?

        • Amie Galle

          We have a big friggin 15 acre sinkhole that needs plugged up down here in on Bayou Corne sitting on top of an oil pipeline,gas pipeline, 1.5 billion pounds of liquid butane and all the radioactive medical waste from the last 50 years, with tremors coming from underneath of it and no way to plug it up I suggest that hole might just be deep enough for ALL these traitors and the WHOLE EPA who thought gave the ok for this combination of explosive deadly materials to be constructed like this and i’m sure they’d make great gator bait as well!

        • Princess_Jen

          I read an article, I forget which local Utah paper, the taxes on the electric bill is going to run 6 million a yr. That’s a lot of energy they’re using, & I bet it ain’t green.

        • Larry Mellette

          Have to use recycled rubber.

      • mickeyco

        Seems it only takes 2-3 years or so to get FOIA docs.

        • Clayton Grant

          You’re right, and I’m afraid a full investigation will not be done without a very vocal grass-roots uprising.

        • TexasMom2012

          and usually the docs are so redacted as to be meaningless…

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          It takes time to destroy the originals and make new, cleaned up ones.

  • CobraJet428

    Øbama will force Conservatives into back-alley conversations. Hopes to make them safe, legal and rare.

    • twolaneflash

      Coat hangers We much.

  • IronButterfly

    Can I call the NSA when I lose my phone? #Lostphone

    • BlahBlah

      Civil disobedience. We should all keep calling them many times a day to ask stupid questions like – where did I put my keys? When is John’s b’day? What time is the concert that I bought the tickets for? What did mom tell me to do yesterday on the phone, I forgot. Why isn’t my date from last night calling me?

      • wwbdinct

        Love it!

      • Miss Clairee

        Winner, winner chicken dinner!

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III


      • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

        Great idea, pass it on….:)…Saul Alinski-ite the dog doo-doo out of the Snoop.

      • love2rumba

        Yeah, turn it into a kind of horoscope, psychic hotline, and make these pukes have to listen to this crap all day long in a prison cell.

  • nc

    The lengths this PC government will go (sifting through billions of data points of innocent citizens) to avoid the simple police procedure of profiling is … (I can’t find the word, can anyone help?)

    • BlahBlah

      Well then they would have to start with background checks for the dood in the WH.

      I found a good use for the NSA. Send cookies.

      • me

        I deleted a nsa(dot)gov and a “wunderground(dot)com cookie off of my computer yesterday. It’s probably still there hiding. And nope haven’t been to any gov websites except one. Petitions at white house.gov

        • bill

          I do an “explore” on my pc with a file search of NSA or .gov and the search comes back in 2 seconds with nothing found! Sounds like a block to me! It should take 10 minutes or more!!! Any suggestions.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            The elimination of tracking software/cookies is one thing. The sharing of all ISP and Social Media traffic via PRISM taps, including access logs is another issue. As is acres upon acres of supercomputers monitoring/capturing telecom and data traffic.

            The courts have ruled the individual has no expectation of privacy in public. Assume the same for your electronic and telecom traffic.

          • me

            I know. Unfortunately the younger teenagers, 20 somethings will live to regret all the personal info they let out trying to be cool or build a “Friends List.” 90% of which they probably have never met before.

            I delete my google cookie 10 times a day just for the heck of it. Not that that really accomplishes anything but makes me feel better. #Winning lol

        • Finrod Felagund

          wunderground.com is a weather site, actually.

      • nc

        ^ for “the dood.”

    • BlahBlah

      On a serious note they do profile. They just won’t say it out loud. We all do. We all profile every minute of every day because that’s just common sense. And by this I don’t mean necessarily racial profiling, I mean in general.

      • twolaneflash

        I believe it’s called being discriminating, which was once a good thing, being able to discriminate between good and bad and such. Now discrimination is defined as the burden of hate whites must bear from blacks, and other selected “races” such as “muslim”, while being called racists for noticing their hatred and bigotry.

        • Infinite_Indeterminism

          Discrimination, in its negative incarnation, is correctly to be defined as “judging on the basis of irrelevant criteria”…

          Somehow, I hear the sound of our master’s voice when typing that phrase…

    • bill

      Oh.. they have no problem profiling.. Tea party, Patriot are just two of the BOLO’s…

      • TexasMom2012

        Veterans, Catholics, Evangelicals all much more dangerous than Muslims. Maybe if they didn’t spend so many resources tracking the TEA party they could have caught Hassan or the Tsarnov brothers…

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “I can’t find the word, can anyone help?”

      In a word? Nope, but down here a colloquialism is going around your arse to get to your elbow.

      It’s just not as comprehensive, invasive, labor intensive, deceitful, or expensive, by orders of magnitude, should some maroon take that route, down here.

    • Miss Clairee


    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Unprecedentedly CORRUPT! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

      Try Callling I-800-OgovSpy, they have the Snoop, Scoop.

    • native son

      Dumb-assed??? If it isn’t an actual term; it should be.

  • TocksNedlog

    Methinks 2013 be an unlucky number for Da Preezy.

  • Conrad2010

    Somebody’s Watching Me.

  • TocksNedlog

    And they say that Philip K. Dick only wrote fiction . . .

  • Conrad2010

    Somebody’s Watching Me

  • neoface

    Has Miller been audit by IRS? I’m certain Oblamer would consider Miller an enemy. Hey, but be our common man’s voice, since we no longer have one!!!! Obama can you hear me?????

  • $79900

    like romney would have shut down the NSA?

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      Why would any President shut down the NSA? They are an American Intelligence Agency.

      Would Romney have stopped the current practices put in place by the Obama administration? We will never know.

      • TheAmishDude

        I think you’re right. However, if it had been publicized like this, he would have never been able to get away with defending the practice, like Obama is.

        • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

          But Obama isn’t getting away with defending the practice. Obama is angering his own base, even by trying to use the excuse he’s simply continuing George W Bush’s policies.

          Obama was elected by his base to be the anti Bush. He’s turned into Bush on steroids.

      • $79900

        Because the US got along just fine without any NSA until 1947.

        • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

          No President Republican or Democrat is going to get rid of the NSA especially now after 9-11.

          Look around we aren’t living in a pre 1947 world.

        • alanstorm

          There are many things that weren’t around in 1947 – what’s your point? Do you have one? Do you know what it means to have a point?

    • wwbdinct

      But he’s not the President so why would you pose such a silly question. Romney doesn’t factor into anything any longer.

      • bill

        Ignore the TROLL…

      • $79900

        because MILLER BROUGHT IT UP. Miller is trying to say that Obama voters voted for spying. Its the most stupid, idiotic thing one could possibly say about this subject.

        Bush voters voted for spying, they voted for torture, they voted for warrantless wiretaps, they voted for invading a country based on bullshit evidence, do you not fucking remember?

        Romney and McCain voters were voting for more of the same thing. Obama said he would change it. Miller is a fucking idiot to think Obama voters expected him to continue all of Bush’s programs unabated.

        And its grossly, hilariously stupid to pretend that somehow Miller, Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage, etc (other than the libertarians) were against these abuses of power by the NSA, ever. Lying fucking hypocrites. They were the ones saying the NY Times should be put in prison as traitors for revealing this SAME STORY in 2005.

        • wwbdinct

          Miller didn’t bring Romney up. All he said was that he didn’t vote for him. It’s ridiculous to speculate what Romney would do or would have done because he’s NOT the president. That was my only point. You need to control your anger. It’s not good for your health.

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          IF (and that’s a VERY BIG “IF”) McCain or Romney had beaten Obama, they wouldn’t abuse it for the purpose of purging Political Enemies, or Anyone who disagrees with him. In the simplest terms. You Understaaaaaaaaand? #NoBrainerAlert #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

          • vetgal1970

            Not to mention the fact that the media, and all the civil liberties groups would have constantly been up their butts. I hope the people who love their celebrity President will now take a look at what a government with no watchdog gets us.

        • Stephen Zeigler

          your wrong on every count…..but then your brain washed to believe otherwise.

          LAST TIME…..Bush went to conrgess and requested their vote to go to war. Don’t take my word on it go to youtube. Plenty of video’s of Hillary and friends stating why we MUST go to war.

          As far as votes go in any election, they are all rigged. This is sadly part of our history. Research Huey Long and how he got elected. LBJ and how they counted dead people for him to win a seat. Get over it !

          We could fix the voter fruad thing but God forbid it might put you and afew of your welfare friends out. Here one simple way, PHOTO I.D. issued when you pick ok your welfare money.

          obama said he was going to gid rid of all that BUSH did in so called spying ( speech in 2007)..what happen ? Hilariously stupid if anyone believed that line of crap from a politican.

          Why are you pissed about the war….as if Bush started it ?

          Your ok with 350,000 Iranians being wiped out. Your ok with the invasion of Kuwait ? How abount when Iran gets Nucs….your thinking it will balance out the middle east.

          Bill Clinton for years push to go to war with Iraq. Read your history….do your own research and stop relying on CNN.

          Besides you democrats have killed upwards of 170 million people. One republican goes to war with democrats screaming for H.Saddam’s head and you want to have a tissie fit….PLEASE !

          Its the most stupid, idiotic thing one could possibly say about this subject.

          History lession…..WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Bosnia, Somila, all led by democrats.
          Where’s your bleeding heart for them ?

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Bush voters voted for spying, they voted for torture, they voted for warrantless wiretaps, they voted for invading a country based on bullshit evidence, do you not fucking remember?

          Then, since Obama has continued same, when you voted for Obama the second time, you voted for that as well.
          Logic isn’t your strong suit, is it?

    • Chevypowered

      Seriously? Instead of being upset (and everyone should be whether Conservative, Liberal, Christian, Atheist) but no. You did the but…but…Romney! Hell at least you didn’t say Bush (must have hit your hands with a mallet just to keep from doing that).

      It’s wrong! I don’t care who does it. It was over the top and wrong and instead of grabbing Obama’s ankle and batting your eyelashes you should be screaming with the rest of us that it was wrong!

      Jeebus when does the love fest end with you guys?!

      • $79900

        i didnt start it. Miller said “I didnt vote for Obama”, as if that makes a difference in the NSA program. 1. Bush created it, 2. Romney wouldn’t have done a damn thing about it, nor would McCain. 3. The only reason so many Obama supporters are pissed off at him is because he said he would stop the abuses of Bush in his campaign rallies, but he didn’t…

        Every time people pointed out the civil liberties problems of Bush, Dennis Miller, and all the idiots like him, made fun of the civil liberties people, called them commies, terrorist supporters, traitors, etc.

        Now they all pretend they love the 4th amendment. Its hypocrisy on the highest level.

        I would NEVER have brought this up, if Miller didnt make his “I didnt vote for him” comment. That was a direct, and stupid dig at Obama voters —– as if somehow they VOTED for this stuff. Obama voters were voting AGAINST this, and AGIANST Bush, and Miller, and all the idiot right wing morons who were saying ‘the constitution is not a suicide pact’, and pretending that 9/11 was the worst thing to happen to any country ever, and violating the 4th amendment left and right when they set up the warrantless surveillance programs in the first place, when they pushed through the Patriot Act, when they pushed through torture, etc etc etc.

        Maybe you dont care who does it, but people like Miller obviously do care who does it – if its Bush, Cheney, Addington doing it to protect the country from terrorism, its fine, and anyone who says otherwise is a traitor and unpatriotic. Thats what they said. Read the transcripts. Go look at old hannity shows and limbaugh shows from 2002-2008. Go find every single last story about torture, spying, etc. They wanted to put the NY Times in prison for revealing this same exact story back in 2005, and Miller and his ilk supported that.

        Now they are trying to pretend like people who voted for Obama voted for spying.

        Its so fucking stupid, so grossly fucking offensive. So bizarrely out of touch with reality.

        • Adela Wagner

          Any one who voted for Obama the second time around WAS asking for stuff exactly like this. Fooled you once, shame on him (and you), fooled you twice….you’re a stupid ass kissing low info ignorant pro-big government lemming covered in Kool-aid. You deserve a dig. I was never for the Patriot act, but it was not written to be this far reaching and there where time limits set on certain aspects of it. It was also written and passed in a time of unprecedented attack on US soil. It should have been rewritten, not put into 5th gear.

        • PJemmott

          Obviously you voted for Obama or you would not be taking such offense. Surprised you did not play the race card also

        • Dimart45

          You seem to miss the point that Obama EXPANDED it. He didn’t just keep it going he made it worse! It was never set up for domestic use – that is all your dear leaders input.

        • Stephen Zeigler

          so your really not upset,to put in your terms ( gfo) excuse me while I shed a tear…that people are being tortured, you just don’t want to be called out as unpatriotic…..interesting.
          So when you compared all Mitt did with his life and what obama had done with his….you were sold on obama….God help ya !

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Bush created it

          Actually, that would be Carnivore and CALEA, under Clinton.

      • rusty50

        Love is blind for Libs

    • Cordstreet

      If Obama and his cohorts hadn’t stolen the election Romney would have already been impeached if he had allowed the IRS to target the LEFT.

    • bjeanthejellybean

      Why does that even matter???? Romney ISN’T the President, Obama is. It isn’t about what the guy that lost would have done. It’s about what the guy that won is doing!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #TapBabyTap Dennis, you’ve created the #HashTagOfTheWeek! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

    Obama’s new phone number…1-800-OGovSpy

  • Michael Nappi

    Um…Dennis Miller you campaigned FOR Obama in 2008….

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Not that I’m aware of. Source, please?

      • Scott Murphy

        You are not aware of it because it DID NOT HAPPEN. He is full of it.

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Thanx. Thought so…had to ‘call him out’ though…

    • Scott Murphy

      Nothing but pure FICTION. But go ahead and spew it from your piehole if it helps you to sleep better at night.

    • nc

      Do you ever listen to him or watch his segments on TV?

    • jenndee

      That did not happen. I have been listening to Dennis Miller for years. He was a supporter of John McCain. Maybe you are thinking of Dennis Hopper. Or maybe you are lying either way you are not correct.

  • Steve Lhyne

    Obama appears even more paranoid than Nixon, even though he tries to act cool.

  • Just Another Guy

    I am working on a solution to the NSA monitoring my smart phone. Only have aluminum, no tin, but we’ll see if it can be foiled 😉

    • nc

      Ok, this is laugh-out-loud funny!

  • Scott Murphy

    This is one of the most egregious breaches of our 4th Amendment rights ever. And what do people do? NOTHING. They sit back and let this sham administration spy on us with no probable cause.

    The German people did NOTHING to stop Hitler either and we all know how that turned out. 50 million dead people later…………

  • poh

    Good news is that anyone being audited by the IRS can simply inform them to direct any questions regarding one’s tax returns to the NSA.

    No need for Issa et. al to go forward with any hearings on IRS,Benghazi, etc. Just give the NSA a call.

  • Ross A Lloyd

    Does all this mean that the Obama Administration should be paying the phone bills for all of you Yanks over there? It’s a fair queston…

  • GaylePutt

    Who’s tapping Obama’s personal phone? I think we deserve to know who he’s talking to and what he’s saying.

    • rusty50

      I’d like to know.

  • George Murrey

    I bet Dennis won’t get invited to the next Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas staff party, New Year’s Eve sleep over, and Easter Egg hunt from the pres; but I would.

    • http://foxnews.com Larry Miller

      It’s Barry Obama, not ‘pres. Don’t slander America, please.

      • mickeyco

        Why not? He slanders American daily.

  • Gethriel

    If he’s gonna be participating in my phone plan, the least he could do is pay his half.

  • Pat Henson

    Don’t you just love it when .gov knows what you’re thinking before you do . What a country ! He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you’re awake , he knows if you’ve been good or bad ? .???? Soooo be a good little socialist for goodness sake . Is this mother Russia ?

  • Carabella1

    I wonder where Dennis the Menace was when the NSA was doing exactly the same thing under Bush… was his head up his @ss then, too, like the rest of the Reichwing?

    • http://foxnews.com Larry Miller

      President George Bush was keeping track of certain foreigners, not the 200million Americans for political purposes.
      Let’s stick to facts,

    • nc

      And there it is: Both sides do it! (Except it’s not “exactly the same thing”). Ooops!

    • nc

      And there it is: Both sides do it! (Except it’s not “exactly the same thing”). Ooops!

    • Just Another Guy

      And you are implying a tu quoque.

      If it was wrong before, it is wrong now, right?

  • edlarson

    Wednesday June 12 is National Blackout Day. We are going to express our displeasure by tuning off our cell phones and staying off of the internet for 24 hours. Send a message, turn off your cell phone on Wednesday, stay off the web, and stay off of social media.

  • Paula McCauley

    With all this surveillance, how is he going to keep claiming that he didn’t know or he never heard about it until it came out in the press? Not a good way to cover your ass anymore is it Obama?

  • Blargette

    I need Clappers number. I lost my receipt for a TV that was stolen from my house. I need one of three things: The video of the guy stealing it, the serial number from the TV or a copy of the receipt.

  • Blargette

    Not sure that this is what Obama had in mind with “See something, say something”. But I appreciate Snowden’s creativity and moxie. ACTUALLY speaking truth to power.

    • Just Another Guy

      Talk about “see something…say something.”

      The Law of Unintended Consequences is brutal sometimes!

  • Bubba182

    It seems when he said our country’s founders had severely tied his hands, he meant he swore to only uphold the parts of the constitution he liked!

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I wonder who’s watching me now (Who) The IRS?????????????????-Rockwell

  • flothow

    Wait until people realize this is blackmail fodder. Remember the times you talked with your girlfriend while your wife was in the next room? Or the times you offered to pay cash to your contractor to save money on a job? Or how about the time when you said you wanted to kill @^@&&@ to your friend over the phone when angry about all this? All of this can and will be used against you if you run for politics or sit in their crosshairs. But those with money (Congress, Obama, IRS, etc) can BUY their privacy and keep their past hidden (Obama paid over $1 Million to seal his college records).

    • Just Another Guy

      I’m thinking Cummings is one of the first to have a whisper in his ear about his tax records….

  • flothow

    Wait until people realize this is blackmail fodder. Remember the times you talked with your girlfriend while your wife was in the next room? Or the times you offered to pay cash to your contractor to save money on a job? Or how about the time when you said you wanted to kill @^@&&@ to your friend over the phone when angry about all this? All of this can and will be used against you if you run for politics or sit in their crosshairs. But those with money (Congress, Obama, IRS, etc) can BUY their privacy and keep their past hidden (Obama paid over $1 Million to seal his college records).

  • MoonDogii

    With what we know now, it should be no problem to have the NSA find the missing receipts the IRS has been looking for……………..

  • MoonDogii

    With what we know now, it should be no problem to have the NSA find the missing receipts the IRS has been looking for……………..

  • $35072932

    If Obama the Dear Liar disagrees with all this domestic spying, WHY DOESN’T HE SHUT IT DOWN?

    After all, He’s the ‘The Preezy of the United Steezy’, right?

    • $50001250

      Got your list of quotes to cut n paste ready?

  • http://www.harlemghost.blogspot.com/ HarlemGhost

    breaking news … turns out Carbonite is just a cover for the NSA …

  • http://www.harlemghost.blogspot.com/ HarlemGhost

    I’ll bet the NSA didn’t have to wait to read about the IRS scandal in the news …

  • joeybot

    Dennis Miller is like Bill Maher is now…only the side that agrees with him finds him funny. Comedically speaking, they both blow.

  • Trudy Hill

    Why does Obama want background checks on gun buyers again????
    Wouldn’t that be redundant?

  • Just Another Guy

    Finally! Found a way to protect my phone from the NSA! Well, and me too..
    Foiled at last!