Something just seems off about Patrick Stewart declaring himself a “fan” of soda legislation. Wasn’t this the guy who, as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, followed the Prime Directive of non-interference?

https://twitter.com/AlexEatsBeans/status/339908204328800256

https://twitter.com/bert_baldwin/status/339904613316714496

But what if you don’t have self-control?

https://twitter.com/fitzman73/status/339893076606738434

Make it not so.