With four more years of hope and change on the calendar, it might be time to kick back with a pitcher of Kool-Aid and try a new perspective. A whole lot of people must see something in President Obama that we just don’t understand. Maybe if we check off some of these handy #ObamaCultRequirements, the next term will just fly by.
Not that it helped the campaign season fly by when Twitter users offered insight into #ObamaCultRequirements in September. But forward! Or something.
https://twitter.com/Persec_Capital/status/270713030969528320
Believe lack of access to contraception is a problem
— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements – Recognize the racism in everything around you
— Shifty33 μολὼν λαβέ (@Shifty331) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements embrace poverty, let it embolden you!
— Irish/'Merikan (@kimberlee713) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements let go of your guns and religion
— AG (@ag_texas) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Red and blue avatar of self on Facebook
— James Valvis (@JamesValvis) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Whenever anything bad or controversial happens, blame Bush #tcot
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Believe you can increase the cost to employ without increasing unemployment #ObamaCare
— Shaka Dwayne (@ShakaDwayne) November 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/RightfieldRants/status/270716056224538624
https://twitter.com/startthetebow/status/270716552821735424
https://twitter.com/KALKAM71/status/270717359638073344
https://twitter.com/rational_jingo/status/270718607418347520
#ObamaCultRequirements Never question. Never question. Never question. Never question.Never question.Never question & oh ya – Never question
— Carl Thornton (@CarlWThornton) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Must have no idea how to govern your own life, and rely on others to tell you how to live.
— Melissa Harvey (@adaywithcoffee) November 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/CzarZellem/status/270721180963590144
#ObamaCultRequirements: Voting with your #ladyparts. #TCOT
— Janell ★Gun Princess (@janelltroutt) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Ask what your country can do for you and how much, how fast and how often
— DONT BE FOOLED (@dennear) November 20, 2012
Believe fervently that Obama will soon get around to paying your mortgage, buying your gas, and handing you a phone #ObamaCultRequirements
— Joe the Dissident (@joethepatriotic) November 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/hollyR_J/status/270729531634110464
Agree to be in the cult? Could we have another few years to think this over?
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