#ObamaCultRequirements Freakish obsession with Mitt Romney's underwear
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Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) September 21, 2012President Obama’s creepy #ForAll cult won’t admit just anyone. There are standards! And requirements!
Sure, you could tweet a terrifying zombie-faced pic of your Sharpied hands grasping your chest, but not everyone has the clammy looking skin and cold, vacant eyes of Jim Messina and David Axelrod … yet. Cult membership has its privileges, you know.
But no worries. Even if you aren’t the stuff of childrens’ nightmares, there are plenty of ways for starry-eyed Julias, media lapdogs and aspiring cradle-to-grave slaves to pledge allegiance to the creepy flag of Obamerica.
It's a simple test. Here I have a cheat sheet with the correct answer #ObamaCultRequirements http://t.co/p84x1KNK—
(@KQK2) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements you think the bloody fingerprint flag is awesome http://t.co/qTmm5Kml—
Jane Galt (@JGalt9) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Be willing and ready to do this. –> http://t.co/VTIJKHCb—
Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements with no intended irony, refer to a guy "with magical underwear" as a bigot—
Rebekah Kloeppel (@KleptoBek) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements you must believe that Mary Jo Kopechne was glad to give her life for Ted Kennedy—
Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 21, 2012
You must bring your own unicorn. Even if its only in your head. #ObamaCultRequirements—
(@KQK2) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements be 13 or older / send 5 Fruity Pebbles proof of purchase in self-addressed envelope to KIDS CULT @ 1600 Penn Ave—
(@lawblob) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements You must be willing to sacrifice inconvenient filmmakers upon the altar of Dhimmitude.—
A.J. Winkelspecht (@ajwink) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Repeat: It is not a tax—
David Darnell (@DlorenDarnell) September 21, 2012
Confess thrice daily, you "didn't build that," to a flag emblazoned with #TheOne's visage. #ObamaCultRequirements—
George's Posse (@KentAtwater) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements having no face, like #Julia—
Brian (@Crapplefratz) September 21, 2012
Call Republicans "fascist" while supporting centralized, dictatorial govt, control of corps, & silencing opposition #ObamaCultRequirements—
American Elephant (@AmericnElephant) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements hate guns unless you're selling them to Mexican drug cartels so they can kill American law officers—
Rebekah Kloeppel (@KleptoBek) September 21, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Know at least five different ways to cook Bichon Frisé.—
(@opera_nerd_1986) September 21, 2012
Easy peasy cult admission!
