#ObamaCultRequirements: How to become a member of Obama’s creepy #ForAll cult

President Obama’s creepy #ForAll cult won’t admit just anyone. There are standards! And requirements!

Sure, you could tweet a terrifying zombie-faced pic of your Sharpied hands grasping your chest, but not everyone has the clammy looking skin and cold, vacant eyes of Jim Messina and David Axelrod … yet. Cult membership has its privileges, you know.

But no worries. Even if you aren’t the stuff of childrens’ nightmares, there are plenty of ways for starry-eyed Julias, media lapdogs and aspiring cradle-to-grave slaves to pledge allegiance to the creepy flag of Obamerica.

https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/statuses/249114082261741568

Easy peasy cult admission!

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think that babies are a punishment and that birth control and abortion are health care.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think that babies are a punishment and that birth control and abortion are health care.

  • Owen007

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must think adding 350,000 jobs in a month is bad economics, but adding 96,000 is a sign of recovery.

  • Owen007

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must think adding 350,000 jobs in a month is bad economics, but adding 96,000 is a sign of recovery.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think the $16 trillion national debt is something “we don’t have to worry about short term”

    • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

      Or still believe it’s around $10-trillion.

    • Orangeone

      It is short-term silly, it will be over $20 trillion by the end of his first year in 2nd term if we don’t get R Squared elected.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think the $16 trillion national debt is something “we don’t have to worry about short term”

  • William J. Miller

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must have been arrested during an Occupy “protest”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

      Mind if I use “Julia” as my FB avatar? Where did you find it?

      • William J. Miller

        I tried replying, but don’t know if it worked. Pardon me if I’m repeating myself lol:
        Sure thing! I drew it using MS Paint.

        • Orangeone

          Very talented!

        • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

          To paraphrase Obama, “You didn’t draw that!” 😉

    • Brenda Hellwig

      Totally stole it as my FB pic! Saving fanged DWS for Halloween!

    • lainer51

      LOVE the Avatar!!!!!

  • William J. Miller

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must have been arrested during an Occupy “protest”.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must think that food stamp and unemployment subsidies are “the biggest bang for the buck”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must think that food stamp and unemployment subsidies are “the biggest bang for the buck”

  • John (it true me am)

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must be willing to take a turn watching Joe Biden so he doesn’t fall in the pool without his swimmies again.

  • John (it true me am)

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must be willing to take a turn watching Joe Biden so he doesn’t fall in the pool without his swimmies again.

  • Paul C.

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must get an EBT card and get on wellfare

    • Kate

      …but drive a hybrid and carry an iphone.

  • Paul C.

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must get an EBT card and get on wellfare

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #ObamaCultRequirements – Must believe that the only way to energy independence is to destroy oil, gas and coal production BEFORE making solar, wind and unicorn farts efficient enough to replace the current energy demands.

    • SAndrews

      you had me at ‘unicorn farts’

    • JTAP

      Amen!

    • JTAP

      Amen!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #ObamaCultRequirements – Must believe that the only way to energy independence is to destroy oil, gas and coal production BEFORE making solar, wind and unicorn farts efficient enough to replace the current energy demands.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Robgod Rob Godwin

    u must think that taxing cigarettes will reduce smoking and and taxing income will cause income to go up

    • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

      You mean redistribution and investment.

  • irishgirl91

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think that the problem isn’t 4 buck a gal. gas, it’s just that it got there too fast.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

      And its Bush’s fault.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    #ObamaCultRequirements…a pulse for participation ( indentured servitude ) and a plot for voter turnout and polling data. Wonder how they take notes since they can’t be around sharp objects long.

    • AMSilver

      Crayons.

      • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

        They might eat those.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gary.dewyn Gary Dewyn

    #ObamaCultRequirements you think doubling the number of people on disability is good for the economy.

  • stillinthe60s

    #ObamaCultRequirements you have MSM media credentials…English speaking members that is.

  • stillinthe60s

    #ObamaCultRequirements you know how to increase the defecating on police cars but don’t care about reducing the deficit.

  • Eliza

    I see all these things popping up about Obama and his new flag or the cult thing and it brings to mind the books of Daniel and Revelation. I don’t know if any of you believe in G-d or not, but I am appealing to your sense of righteousness and read them. What will stun you is how both these books read like today’s newspapers. Obama wants to follow the world with his socialist leanings, he is so pro-arab that it will leave the door open for more attacks on American soil. So, I ask you as my fellow Americans to read and be prepared and warned.

  • Eliza

    @GayleRoy and @Anonygoose I don’t write out the name of G-d out of respect. It has been ingrained in me as a child and young adult. It is just a sign of respect!

    • John316

      No worries. The name of God is not “God”,it’s Jehovah,יהוה ,or Yahweh. The English language didn’t exist at the time the Christian and Jewish God was named,so it’s unlikely he’s going to get angry if you write the “o” in the word God.Of all the names attributed to him,the English word “God” is not among them.

  • Orangeone

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must surrender all junk food from your abode and only eat and drink what Moochier tells you to, when she tells you to do it.

  • Orangeone

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must ignore The Washington Examiner’s ‘The Obama You Don’t Know”
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama#.UFq0ChhF9V8

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=715641688 Gord Higham

      When I found this I e mailed to every Obama loving cultist I know. This should be required reading for every grade school and high schooler in America.

      • Orangeone

        You are the best!  We need to get this message out to the college kids, the young voters so they know the truth before they vote.

  • http://twitter.com/stephshar Stephanie Sharf

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must believe that Caroline Kennedy and family like Obama..

  • JTAP

    Wonder how their supporters will like it when they are told the government does not.think a hip replacement or organ transplant are not good risk benefits and they can only buy government approved food items with food stamps. Those that pay the bills make the rules.

  • JTAP

    Wonder how their supporters will like it when they are told the government does not.think a hip replacement or organ transplant are not good risk benefits and they can only buy government approved food items with food stamps. Those that pay the bills make the rules.

  • nc

    #ObamaCultRequirements: You must believe anything BHO, Jay Carney, DWS, David Axelrod, Susan Rice, Steffi Cutter, Hillary Clinton and the entire cheerleading media tells you, even when you KNOW it is not true.

  • lainer51

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must think that Letterman and Fallon are foreign leaders.

  • Emjay Graykat

    #ObamaCultRequirements you must have an IQ of potato.

  • Jedd McHead

    #ObamaCultRequirements you have to take having our national credit rating downgraded in stride.

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must dress up like John Wayne Gacy and post pictures of yourself on Twitter.

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    #ObamaCultRequirements You must dress up like John Wayne Gacy and post pictures of yourself on Twitter.