The New York Observer today notes a moment from the campaign trail today that’s either very cute or very creepy. At a stop in Ohio, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly put his arm around a pre-teen girl (we’ll just call her Julia) and offered a bit of unsolicited dating advice: “No serious dates until you’re 30.” That’s not such bad advice really, and not surprising from a man who’d like “children” on their parents’ insurance policies until 26.

Twitter users were quick to offer up their own #BidenDatingAdvice.

Of course, you’ll want to smile, laugh, and interrupt a lot.

Any other tips from Uncle Joe?

Cheerleaders? Have you seen what they do on hard wood? Speaking of…

We would say we’re getting into a weird area here, but this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.

If all else fails?