The New York Observer today notes a moment from the campaign trail today that’s either very cute or very creepy. At a stop in Ohio, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly put his arm around a pre-teen girl (we’ll just call her Julia) and offered a bit of unsolicited dating advice: “No serious dates until you’re 30.” That’s not such bad advice really, and not surprising from a man who’d like “children” on their parents’ insurance policies until 26.
Twitter users were quick to offer up their own #BidenDatingAdvice.
https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/260512860067733504
Of course, you’ll want to smile, laugh, and interrupt a lot.
#BidenDatingAdvice Let a smile be your Rohypnol.
— ryuge (@0ryuge) October 22, 2012
You can do your makeup using my teeth as a mirror. #bidendatingadvice
— Java Joe (@JavaJoeX) October 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/RedStateBlonde/status/260522944218951680
#BidenDatingAdvice: Always laugh at everything… whether she says it or not.
— Arnie Vinick (@Victory_Vinick) October 22, 2012
#BidenDatingAdvice Laugh derisively the entire time.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) October 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/cmader1/status/260514535365033985
#BidenDatingAdvice No need to laugh at my jokes. I'll do it for the both of us.
— Dodd (@Amuk3) October 22, 2012
Any other tips from Uncle Joe?
https://twitter.com/headshakers/status/260513165283049472
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/260517724617326592
https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/260513615294103552
#BidenDatingAdvice give that chick a bunch of malarkey…chicks love malarkey
— A Son Of Liberty (@UnafraidPatriot) October 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/260515865710166017
https://twitter.com/_MattGallagher/status/260516698401153024
Cheerleaders? Have you seen what they do on hard wood? Speaking of…
https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/260514176613642240
#BidenDatingAdvice Tell her your stick is bigger than the president's.
— Sound the Dread Alarm (@_ThisJustin_) October 22, 2012
We would say we’re getting into a weird area here, but this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.
https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/260514164328497152
#BidenDatingAdvice Bring your own chains.
— Dodd (@Amuk3) October 22, 2012
#BidenDatingAdvice Take her back to your basement apartment, and put her in chains y'all.
— Beef Blogonoff (@BeefBlogonoff) October 22, 2012
If all else fails?
#BidenDatingAdvice Biker chicks man….
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) October 22, 2012
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