We’ve learned a lot of things about Mitt Romney from scanning Twitter that we honestly didn’t know. We didn’t know that Romney wanted to ban tampons, for one. Fortunately, the hashtag #RomneyRumors has popped up to bring some of these lesser-known policies to light.
https://twitter.com/rachelveronica/status/256144903363522560
#RomneyRumors Congress to be replaced with Tabernacle Choir.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/whereishawkins/status/256145324148670464
To counter the popularity of #ObamaPhone, Ann Romney will be giving away free ponies for votes #RomneyRumors
— [Object object] (@StevenJBurns) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors Under Romney, PBS is going to replace Sesame Street with "Big Love".
— This 50 char name is great and so is Toto's Africa (@AspiringThrawn) October 10, 2012
Whoa. I heard Romney wants to END ALL THE THINGS!!!! #RomneyRumors
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/MikeCGannon/status/256149407764987904
I heard Romney wants to ban tampons! Oh no!!! #RomneyRumors #sarcasm
— Michele (@US_Allegiance) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors He might be lightly-pigmented in the skin area, if you know white I mean.
— museofhistory (@museofhistory) October 10, 2012
I heard that Romney wants to outlaw snow and make world as hot as possible. #GlobalWarming #RomneyRumors
— Jeremy Wood (@SoonerCubby) October 10, 2012
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I heard Romney wants to arm drug cartels…..oh wait #RomneyRumors
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors He really *is* that squeaky clean.
— Allan (@UnrealAllan) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/outofmyoven/status/256153464411918336
Romney and Ryan want to fix Medicare and Social Security by making Soylent Green out of old people. #RomneyRumors
— Eric Williams (@FunkyDung) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors he's going to replace your IUD with Kirk Cameron DVDs!
— Krystin (@GettingLippie) October 10, 2012
@rachelveronica I heard Romney wants to force people on welfare to get jobs aka become slaves. #RomneyRumors
— Allison (@Alianora84) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors he's replacing your #coffee with crystal light lemonade!
— Krystin (@GettingLippie) October 10, 2012
Romney will ban glasses because almost-blind people are society's weak link and only the fittest should survive. #RomneyRumors
— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) October 10, 2012
Romney will remove uterus' from every woman #RomneyRumors
— Susie (@toRightofCenter) October 10, 2012
#RomneyRumors I heard women will no longer be allowed to go shopping without their husband's permission.
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) October 10, 2012
He is going to marry all your daughters #RomneyRumors
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/iambobredding/status/256164461273022464
National Anthem at Inauguration performed by Nickelback. #RomneyRumors
— Mike B (@nightflyblog) October 10, 2012
We can’t count on Harry Reid and his credible source to tell us everything we need to know. Keep ’em coming, Twitter!
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