The Obama campaign’s desperate fundraising efforts are apparently having a trickle-down effect. If you and George Clooney can’t raise enough from donors in Switzerland, go to China. And if Sarah Silverman’s offer of boobs just isn’t bringing in the cash to defeat the Romney fundraising machine, offer “lesbian sex.”

We won’t go into detail about what exactly is on offer (feel free to watch below if you have the stomach), but it involves casino magnate Sheldon Adelson redirecting his $100 million campaign pledge to Obama.

Sarah’s followers keep it classy.

Any takers?