Don’t count on seeing that boxing match materialize between singer Chris Brown and rapper Drake. Sure, promoter Damon Feldman has offered them $1 million each to settle their differences in the ring rather than in a nightclub brawl, but there are other conditions as well. Feldman has said he’d like singer Rihanna to participate as ring girl, and proceeds will go to a charity that helps abused women.

That doesn’t mean we can’t wonder. Rapper 50 Cent has his two bits on Brown to win, but whom does Twitter favor in this epic matchup?

Much as in that other fabled celebrity matchup, AVP: Aliens vs. Predator, some feel that no matter who wins, we all lose.