If you thought the ever-growing list of pork stuffed into the coronavirus stimulus bill was remarkable, then you might want to sit down and take a break before reading Titania McGrath’s list of all the things she successfully predicted. It’s proof that you can’t possibly be woke enough in 2020.
This thread is absolute proof the system is completely broken https://t.co/qgM51PJikw
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) December 21, 2020
It was always broken, now it’s in decline.
— Philly Sisyphus (@jfox873) December 21, 2020
All the satirists are now becoming prophets. Total insanity.
— Asagaetis (@asagaetis) December 21, 2020
It's sad that Titania McGrath's tweets aren't really satire.
— Mark Cancellieri (@MarkCancellieri) December 21, 2020
It's a purity spiral in freefall. Except unlike most purity spirals, the core values are malleable and evolving. So this can go on forever.
— WarRukmon (@AbominableRuk) December 21, 2020
Can’t this end in 2020? Check this out:
IMPORTANT THREAD ??
Many people scoff at my progressive ideas and predictions.
But eventually, they *always* come true.
So I thought I’d start compiling a list of every time I was ahead of the curve…
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 1)On 22 December 2018, I called for biological sex to be removed from birth certificates.
On 17 December 2020, the New England Journal of Medicine concurred. pic.twitter.com/m69ArKaRfR
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
True.
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 2)On 1 October 2019, I suggested that young women should be encouraged to travel alone in rural Pakistan.
On 12 October 2019, Forbes Magazine concurred. pic.twitter.com/lF029Xvk5v
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 3)On 19 September 2018, I criticised Julie Andrews (aka Mary Poppins) for chimney soot blackface.
On 28 January 2019, the New York Times concurred. pic.twitter.com/fammVCKODB
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 4)On 7 March 2019, I published my book WOKE in which I argued that skyscrapers are oppressive phallic symbols.
On 6 July 2020, the Guardian concurred. pic.twitter.com/hAxyCDNyRP
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 5)On 22 January 2019, I called for the Oscars to prioritise diversity.
On 12 June 2020, the Academy concurred. pic.twitter.com/JCA6jr6fWg
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 6)On 6 June 2019, I demanded an option to mute white males.
On 14 July 2020, Instagram concurred. pic.twitter.com/AWVyAMZ4Ce
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 7)On 29 August 2018, I urged parents to give their newborn babies numbers instead of names.
On 6 May 2020, Elon Musk concurred. pic.twitter.com/F4xYvcdLlg
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 8)On 2 May 2020, I criticised the NHS for appropriating the LGBTQ rainbow flag.
On 6 May 2020, Forbes Magazine concurred. pic.twitter.com/RjJBdzExWR
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 9)On 21 December 2018, I wrote an article to endorse fighting with relatives during the holiday season.
On 28 November 2019, the Nation concurred. pic.twitter.com/VacKAnFG88
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
“This Thanksgiving it’s time to FIGHT with your relatives. You might not like conflict, but if you choose to break bread with Trump supporters …” — The Nation
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS
(part 10)On 7 March 2019, I published my book WOKE in which I called out Helen Keller for her white privilege.
On 15 December 2020, Time Magazine concurred. pic.twitter.com/wni1htSt5u
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 18, 2020
True.
Astonishing and scary. Well done ???
— Στέφανος N6 (@Stigolini) December 18, 2020
When parody becomes reality. The end of the world is nigh ?
— Grant Turrill (@gturrill) December 18, 2020
Miss… Just one time, please miss.
— just call me B (@kenTECHky) December 19, 2020
One of the greatest threads ever.
— pezzanovante (@donnciccio) December 18, 2020
My god, I'm now rendered speechless.
— CarrieDenney (@Carriedenne1) December 18, 2020
Stunning and brave?
— . (@_venom_143) December 18, 2020
Stunning, for sure.
Related:
‘Racism WINS!’ Titania McGrath’s response to SJW writer who claims she has a ‘no new white friends rule’ is comedy GOLD https://t.co/wOJng8aOIY
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 14, 2020
Join the conversation as a VIP Member