BAHAHA! Here’s how to DESTROY Thanksgiving for all your liberal snowflake relatives
If your family is like the average American family, politics are a no-go at the dinner table. And Thanksgiving is no exception.
If you’re like me and you LOVE to pick a fight with other family members, especially over politics, here’s how to go about it on Turkey day.
Have an aunt or an uncle who is a liberal snowflake and loves everyone? This tactic might work the best:
Is one of your siblings a die-hard gun control advocate? Here’s your play:
Or if you’re a cheap ass:
Does your brother believe a woman has a right to choose? This is a clever idea, although it takes quite a bit of patience to pull off:
Have a diehard football-crazed cousin who wants to watch Vikings kick the Lions ass? Try this:
Have any of your family members taken part in the Women’s March? Then this is perfect for them (just watch out for fuzzy threads left behind):
If you really want to upset the progressive in the family – and possibly bring them to tears – here’s what you do:
Although this is sure to shock the liberals at the table:
But the one thing that will melt all the snowflakes fears will have everyone else clapping: