If your family is like the average American family, politics are a no-go at the dinner table. And Thanksgiving is no exception.
If you’re like me and you LOVE to pick a fight with other family members, especially over politics, here’s how to go about it on Turkey day.
Have an aunt or an uncle who is a liberal snowflake and loves everyone? This tactic might work the best:
Build a wall with your mashed potatoes. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) November 22, 2017
Is one of your siblings a die-hard gun control advocate? Here’s your play:
https://twitter.com/dopeyRyanTrump/status/933441809195458560
Or if you’re a cheap ass:
In the spirit of recycling, use old NRA mailings as placemats. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Deplorable Karen (@KarenMichele828) November 22, 2017
Does your brother believe a woman has a right to choose? This is a clever idea, although it takes quite a bit of patience to pull off:
Remove a Cornish game hen from the turkey's cavity at the dinner table and compare it to a late-term abortion. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving pic.twitter.com/Zrv0yPOpvt
— ryuge (@0ryuge) November 22, 2017
Have a diehard football-crazed cousin who wants to watch Vikings kick the Lions ass? Try this:
Take a knee during grace.#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) November 22, 2017
Have any of your family members taken part in the Women’s March? Then this is perfect for them (just watch out for fuzzy threads left behind):
What's with the pink hat on that turkey? #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— TheRealChrisG (@RealChrisG1972) November 22, 2017
If you really want to upset the progressive in the family – and possibly bring them to tears – here’s what you do:
https://twitter.com/rshackelford14/status/933452994837966848
Although this is sure to shock the liberals at the table:
https://twitter.com/MikeSav21925885/status/933466185798168576
But the one thing that will melt all the snowflakes fears will have everyone else clapping:
Use the chainsaw bayonet attachment on your AR-15 to carve the turkey.#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Ray G. (@rlg100619) November 22, 2017
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