Keith Olbermann is at it again. By at it, we mean acting unhinged and pretending it is logical behavior.
He says Disney World should leave Florida and rebuild in the Carolinas or Puerto Rico. That would show Ron DeSantis!
Normally we would laugh and move on, but Olbermann legitimately thinks this is a good idea. Twitter made sure to let him know he is a nutter. Thank you, Twitter!
This isn't difficult. Move all the irreplaceable items out of the current DisneyWorld. Rebuild in the Carolinas or Puerto Rico.
Then invite @RonDeSantisFL to Disney's Orlando facility and burn the place down while he watches. https://t.co/MxrJ3B67wp
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) March 1, 2023
*insert any shaking my head gif here*
The dude is unhinged.
Gee, can't imagine why everyone considers you an imbecilic laughing stock, Keith.
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) March 2, 2023
We can’t either! The thing is, it is not just a park, they have the infrastructure, they have trained staff, and so much more than just a couple of rides and some memorabilia, but Keith can not be bothered with those details.
You sad, poor little creature.
Watching you shriek and scream while your house of cards tumbles all around you is better entertainment than Disney has put out in years.
— Ultra Silky Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveitjack) March 2, 2023
Facts. No offense to Disney but if some of their latest movies were even half as funny, it would be box office gold.
It isn't difficult in your head.
— Dog guy (@Catsorange1) March 2, 2023
His head seems super easy to navigate because it is empty. 🙂
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Still being a moron I see. Must be a day that ends in y.
— ken (@steelerfanaticx) March 2, 2023
Indeed.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pZiECa3I9h
— AusTexican (@AusTexican) March 2, 2023
Remember, kids. Being an adult just means you’re old. It doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.
— Florida Dad (@FloridadadD) March 2, 2023
This lesson was actually a very hard one to learn as we entered adulthood. We had a feeling when we were kids that not all adults had it together, but as we got older and realized it was the MAJORITY, it kind of freaked us out. Now we are old and laugh at stupid people of all ages.
The winter weather in the Carolinas won’t work Keith.
PR? Will they be using the PR electrical grid?
— the camopapa who laughs… (@camopapa0410) March 2, 2023
Exactly! The Carolinas have a winter, but the dumber part of the idea is that Puerto Rico is even mentioned. Puerto Rico is not easily accessible and the electric part of the equation would destroy Disney.
An especially brilliant idea from Keith Olbermann: move the largest single consumer of electricity in the state of Florida to an island with a single, defective, electric company which can barely keep the lights on for the people who live there.
— Rhode Islander (@rhodeislander) March 2, 2023
Keith is not the brightest bulb. He is a loud one, but not a bright one.
Don't threaten me with a good time https://t.co/VZL5ykUOlO
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) March 2, 2023
HA! We have to admit, watching Disney attempt this would be hilarious.
"This isn't difficult," followed by a literally impossible task.
You never disappoint, Keith. https://t.co/4r2qbGLz4I
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) March 2, 2023
OK well, he does not disappoint us in how insane he can be, but in general, as a human, he is kind of a disappointment.
You absolutely don’t look like a raging lunatic right now. https://t.co/Wi50TH9HCR
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 2, 2023
Narrator: He did indeed look like a raging lunatic.
“It’s not difficult to move a bazillion dollar, already built theme park the size of a small city with 77000 employees.” https://t.co/OK1HJKS6wp
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 2, 2023
So there you have it a nice little summary of the insanity of Olbermann’s proposal. It is literally unhinged.
Keep being you, Keith. Living in a fantasy world as you do, all of your dreams can come true!
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