Something is up at CNN and it stinks. Of course, CNN always kind of stinks but for three days in a row, they have posted the same article asking if we need to wear deodorant and the answers are HILARIOUS.
Do you really need deodorant? Experts weigh in https://t.co/Tq0xwyEaqY
— CNN (@CNN) December 13, 2022
The 13th.
Do you really need deodorant? Experts weigh in https://t.co/C2MyQNclLm
— CNN (@CNN) December 14, 2022
The 14th.
Do you really need deodorant? Experts weigh in. https://t.co/6HhvcaMINZ
— CNN (@CNN) December 16, 2022
Annnd the 15th.
OK, CNN we get it, somebody there really wants us to look at not wearing deodorant and a few people realized they had posted this same article for several days.
Here y’all go again… https://t.co/IASSh8zQ1Q
— tammm (@taraebk) December 16, 2022
Some of the best replies were from the people who were guessing who wrote the piece!
The CNN journalist who wrote the article is secretly a League player
— Arty the Goth 🅱unBoi 🐇 (@SuperiorArtemis) December 16, 2022
Yes, smelly Reddit Mod, you do. https://t.co/ErAHBKiurd
— 💛Aimee💛 (@racerbluegold) December 16, 2022
Did a wrestling fan write this?
— Peter Blake (@peteblake1337) December 16, 2022
A furry wrote this! https://t.co/EbQBXVVAxh
— Purple Fluff 🇭🇰 Free 🇭🇰 (@Zainyness) December 16, 2022
For those readers not familiar with a furry, it is a human who believes they are an animal, usually a dog, cat, or wolf, but it can be any animal. We apologize if you did not know they existed before and now have that information you can never unlearn.
go to an anime convention https://t.co/h13awLyRc8
— Cave system 🎀 (@EMOCR1NGE) December 16, 2022
Is this article serious?
— David Street (@David_Street17) December 16, 2022
It is. We read it. Needless to say, we do not plan to hang out with any CNN journalists anytime soon, just to be sure we are not trapped with the one who wrote the piece.
Yes. And before an article comes out you also need toilet paper
— Soda Colinski (@Colitronskis) December 16, 2022
You do indeed need both deodorant and toilet paper but the real question is, do you put the toilet paper on the roll correctly? That will tell you all you need to know about a person. The correct way is OVER. The roll goes with the paper hanging OVER the top not under.
By the time these experts are done we'll be eating bugs and sitting in our own stink in a pod.
— Lexi (@penngirl72) December 16, 2022
EWWW but true.
Dear God,
Please let a giant meteor blow up earth https://t.co/9kDzisNtVp
— Ghosty (@GhostMcHistory) December 16, 2022
For the sake of humanity, please stop with this content. The answer is YES, you need deodorant. https://t.co/shp4fAhuEb
— Dylan (@DylMSen) December 16, 2022
Elon banning the wrong accounts https://t.co/jVyv6B5yfb
— 🐈⬛ The Black Panther™ (@Blvcksby_) December 16, 2022
There were so many people just ready to give up on humanity. While we understand the sentiment, at least the comment section did make us laugh. The comment about Elon banning the wrong accounts was great. Maybe he should have only banned people not wearing deodorant. 😛
Stay stinky CNN!
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