British author and radio broadcaster Marie Phillips attended a Clinton Foundation fundraiser this week in London where former President Bill Clinton was set to speak on climate change to an audience of celebrities and elites. Tickets for the shindig ranged from $200 to $1500 and apparently didn’t offer much bang for the buck. Apparently Clinton’s speech lasted less than two minutes and was barely audible.

Of course, it’s entirely possible his mind was occupied with his forthcoming porn star-ridden antics in Monaco.