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X Users Become a Giant Pain In the Butt for ABC News After It Runs Dumb Story on Bathroom Cell Phone Use

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Yesterday, we told you about the North Carolina career criminal who stabbed a woman to death on public transportation. That story is blowing up on X, but has gotten no play in the national media.

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We all know why, of course.

Meanwhile, ABC News considers this story worth publishing:

Here's more:

People who use their smartphones while sitting on the toilet face are at higher risk for painful, itchy hemorrhoids, according to new research published in the journal PLOS One.

Researchers investigated the bathroom habits of 125 adults undergoing screening colonoscopies at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston. About two-thirds of participants reported scrolling through their smartphones while sitting on the toilet.

Those who were glued to their phone while using the bathroom were 46% more likely to have hemorrhoids compared to those who left their device in another room.

The more you know, we guess.

But X users decided to be a pain in ABC News' rear end for ignoring a much more important story.

Absolutely disgusting and pathetic.

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They don't do that.

Literally hemorrhoids.

Chop, chop, ABC.

There's that word again ... pathetic.

We all know why.

Might as well be.

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