The Bulwark's Sam Stein Spins His Latest Fiction: Turns Duffy's Weekend Drives Into...
NYT’s Nicholas Kristof Spreads the Israeli Rape Dogs Smear
Nonprofit Files Lawsuit to Stop Repainting of the 'Solemn and Hallowed' Reflecting Pool
Safeguards? Nah. Ohio Flipped the Off Switch on Medicaid Verification and Let the...
Bernie Wonders Why Everything Sucks After Tripling Premiums, Printing Money, and Importing...
Hakeem Jeffries Gets Boxed in: He Might Never Win Again
AOC Says States Like TN Want to 'Wipe Out Every Black Representative' While...
Bill Melugin Schools Democrats: No, Biden Did Fly in Hundreds of Thousands of...
Hakeem Jeffries Makes It Clear His 'Trump Threatens Our Norms and Institutions' BS...
The Left's Meltdown Over the Lincoln Memorial Pool Is a Perfect Reflection ......
John Fetterman's Take on Assassination Attempt Deniers Will Enrage 'Tinfoil Hat Brigade' D...
Ro Khana Trips SPECTACULARLY Over Tim Scott While RANTING About Zero Black South...
Mark Kelly Pulls Out His Shovel and Keeps Digging Over His Classified Info...
Angry Staffer Derps AGAIN! Claims MAGA Influencers Have Super SECRET Chat Where Trump...
MAZE's 'Beautiful, 4-Part Story' Starring Stephen Colbert Is Like a Greek Tragedy Except...

DEEP IMPACT: New York Post Warns Three 'City Killing' Asteroids Could Strike Earth Without Warning

ImgFlip

We've all seen (or heard about) movies like 'Deep Impact' and 'Armageddon' -- films that warn what'll happen if an asteroid slams into Earth.

Long story short: we'd probably go the way of the dinosaur unless Bruce Willis saved us.

Advertisement

The New York Post is warning that there are three big asteroids that could strike the planet without warning:

Here's more:

Venus is concealing at least three city-killer asteroids that could strike Earth in weeks without warning, potentially wreaking havoc upon our planet before we can react.

“Twenty co-orbital asteroids (space rocks in the orbit of two celestial bodies) of Venus are currently known,” the authors warned in the arockcalyptic study, which was published in the journal “Astronomy and Astrophysics.”

The international research team, led by Valerio Carruba of Sao Paolo University in Brazil, wrote that at least three of the asteroids — 2020 SB, 524522, and 2020 CL1 — that circle the Sun in tandem with our twin planet have unstable orbits that take them dangerously close to Earth, The Daily Mail reported.

Venus. That traitor.

Advertisement

Grok responded:

So we don't have to worry.

X users, as always, brought their humor to the replies:

Heh.

We'd advise against it.

Figures. Just as this writer is getting ready to go on vacation.

Solid advice.

There's the silver lining we suppose.

EL. OH. EL.

Advertisement

This writer played that game!

LMAO.

'CLEVELAND ROCKS!'

Oh, wait ...

At least we'd all go together.

If we eat bugs, the asteroids will avoid us.

Just like Motel 6.

Editor's Note: The mainstream media continues to deflect, gaslight, spin, and lie.  


Help us continue exposing their grift by reading news you can trust. Join Twitchy VIP and use promo code FIGHT to get 60% off your membership.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement