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Paging Indiana Jones! Once Secret CIA Doc Claims Ark of the Covenant Has Been Found

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In something straight out of an 'Indiana Jones' movie, reports are that the CIA has files on the location of the Ark of the Covenant.

The Ark is a chest of wood and gold believed to hold the Ten Commandments, a pot of manna, and Aaron's staff and is sacred in Jewish and Christian religious tradition

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The location of a chest believed to contain the Ten Commandments has long been a mystery, but CIA documents claims the Ark of the Covenant has been found.

According to the Bible, the Ark of the Covenant was built by the Israelites shortly after they fled Egypt around the 13th century BC. Moses then placed the Ten Commandments inside. 

The CIA conducted experiments in the 1980s with individuals who claimed they could perceive information about distant objects, events or other people.

The report details one of these tests where Remote Viewer No. 032 was given coordinates to locate a target, and they described the Ark of the Covenant hiding in the Middle East.

Some historians believe the Ark of the Covenant was originally kept inside the Holy of Holies, the innermost chamber of the ancient Temple of Jerusalem, before it disappeared during the Babylonian sack of Jerusalem in 586 BC.

This would be fascinating, if true.

We've all seen the ending of that movie.

Don't look at it.

So do we.

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He sure did.

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The memes are perfect.

Nothing would surprise us these days.

We sure do.

Just don't open it.

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