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Decisions, Decisions: J.D. Vance Torn Between Attending Inauguration or Buckeye's National Game

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2025 is off to a great start for former Ohio Senator and Vice President-Elect J.D. Vance. Not only is he going to be the second highest-ranking politician in the land, his beloved Buckeyes beat Texas in the Cotton Bowl (we wonder what kind of ice cream Ted Cruz is going to bring to settle their bet).

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Now that the Buckeyes are moving onto the CFP Championship Game, Vance has a dilemma: inauguration or Buckeyes?

Decisions, decisions.

EL. OH. EL.

This writer loves Vance. She truly does.

Where's the lie?

Truer words have never been spoken.

A solid idea.

We're listening.

This isn't a bad idea.

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Would anyone be surprised if they tried this?

Laughed out loud at this.

Yes, they are.

He's the king.

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