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SUPER SERIAL: Newsweek Warns Cities That Were Meant to Be Underwater by 2020 Will Be Underwater by 2050

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Stop us if you've heard this one before: Newsweek is sounding the alarm that cities will be underwater by 2025.

The same cities that were supposed to be underwater by 2000. No, by 2010. No, by 2020.

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See the pattern here?

But they're super serial this time, y'all:

They write:

A map shows the growing threat to coastal cities across the United States due to rising sea levels.

According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)'s latest projections, sea levels along the U.S. coastlines are projected to rise, on average, around 10 to 12 inches by 2050.

Many communities along the Atlantic, Gulf, and Pacific coasts face significant risks of partial inundation in the future if current trends continue and mitigation efforts are not intensified.

NOAA's Sea Level Rise Viewer shows which cities may be impacted along each coast, with dark blue areas indicating significant projected sea level rises.

Rising sea levels on the Pacific Northwest coast are likely to significantly affect major cities such as Everett, Seattle, and Tacoma in Washington and possibly Portland, Oregon.

In California, cities at risk include San Francisco, Santa Rosa, Concord, Fairfield, Freemont, Vallejo, San Mateo, Oxnard, Thousand Oaks, Oakland, Oceanside and San Diego in the very south of the state.

No one believes this, right?

No one outside the eco-cult, that is.

The ratio they've earned is epic, too:

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It's nothing but a scam.

Obama bought a mansion on Martha's Vineyard.

Bingo. All they do is lie.

Same. This writer is 41 years old and this has been a think since she was in kindergarten.

Not gonna lie, that would be cool.

So incredibly tiresome.

They won't stop.

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And this one won't happen, either.

And in the 90s, and in the 2000s.

Right? We won't even make it to 2050.

(We will make it to 2050).

Yeah, those cities.

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