It would seem a basic rule of lying is make sure the video evidence doesn't contradict your lies. But, then again, this guy works for the Kamala Harris campaign, so this is on-brand.
WATCH:
Two small pizzas for the half dozen volunteers.
— Ammar Moussa (@ammarmufasa) August 27, 2024
Electric. Pretty awesome. https://t.co/nEhGvGrqHv
Did you catch it? Cause we all did.
You are so bad at this. How do you have a job?😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TmLfvrvNUg
— Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) August 27, 2024
He's the director of rapid response. He kinda sucks at his job.
I see a table full of pizza boxes. When is Kamala going to answer real questions from reporters?
— e-beth (@ebeth360) August 27, 2024
Never.
LOL. "Director of Rapid Response."
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) August 27, 2024
Have you considered changing your title to "Director of Retarded Response"?
I would call in @CommunityNotes, @NoteNeeded on this lie, but let's face it: are you even worth it?
Pity you can't upload pics to Community Notes, because that would be the most hilarious Community Note of all time.
If you work for Harris, you’re not required to be able to count. pic.twitter.com/gOqM3cVtgM
— joe miller (@joemill37087868) August 27, 2024
Math is white supremacy, after all.
No why lie? pic.twitter.com/9x5cJeNt6z
— Patty (@pattyisright) August 27, 2024
Because ORANGE MAN BAD!
Vote for Kamala, cause she's honest and the adult.
Makes sense that the "Director of rapid response for Kamala Harris" would have zero observation skills and not see the dozen pizzas sitting on the table. Nice job Sherlock.
— Dr. Theo 🇺🇸 (@Tedlinknews) August 27, 2024
The lies are more important.
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What are these? Looks like 10 more pizzas and severals bottles of soda. pic.twitter.com/Bv2E7yd3WC
— Conservative Patriot Pizza Bitch (@PatrioticPizzas) August 27, 2024
The next post will complain about how that's too many pizzas for a half-dozen volunteers and that soda is bad for your health.
Thank God you aren’t the “Director of Rapid Intelligence” because you’re a f**king idiot. We know you saw the table with stacks of pizza, yet you posted this anyway. https://t.co/BJtalWvnlv
— DuchessOfSalt👑💎 (@SaltyMom10) August 27, 2024
And it's still up.
Two small pizzas, huh?
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) August 27, 2024
Might wanna get your eyes checked. https://t.co/mBuioEeLAi pic.twitter.com/Kcdfz01Hlw
Corrective lenses can't fix stupidity, though.
Look at the 20 behind him. Asshole. https://t.co/nDg2gMHgCe
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 27, 2024
Pay no attention to the pizza on the table!
Dunk on Trump!
I think that that is more than two pizzas actually https://t.co/FmeHRdSh5A pic.twitter.com/gakkJfrKSq
— Zeldin Stan 🇺🇸🗽 (@ZeldinStan) August 27, 2024
Math was never this writer's strong suit, but that appears a total of ten pizzas on that table. Add in the two Trump carried and that's 12 pizzas for six people.
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