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WATCH: Eight-Year-Old Girl Has More Nerve Than Tim Walz, Beats Would-Be Robber With Baseball Bat

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This is epic and hilarious. Imagine being a criminal who got your butt kicked by an 8-year-old girl.

That's exactly what happened to a would-be robber of a Minnesota liquor store. The owner's young daughter was having none of it. Which makes her more masculine than Tim 'Let Minneapolis Burn' Walz.

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Metal baseball bats hurt.

Absolute home run.

Yep.

She's a brave little girl.

They really do.

+1000 for the Negan reference.

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He'll be the laughing stock of the cell block.

That's the Tim Walz way!

Especially metal ones. There's a reason they're prohibited in certain leagues.

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