If You Have to Tell Someone You're Okay, You're NOT OKAY: Biden Promises Michigan Voters He's 'Okay'

We have eyes and ears and brains.

We know President Biden is not okay. We've known it for a while.

And -- like the Sopranos account said when it roasted the president -- if you have to tell someone you're XYZ, you are decidedly not XZY.

“I promise you … I’m okay,” ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ tells supporters in Michigan. pic.twitter.com/tnXgCmtbuN

— Jeff Mason (@jeffmason1) July 12, 2024

Whatever you say, Mr. President.

Yeah, but did he give his word as a Biden? 😏😬

— Slightly Venomous Kirk (@jamusp) July 12, 2024

Surprised he didn't.

Fact check - 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥

— Janice (@jannyfayray) July 12, 2024

ALL the Pinocchios.

I mean not really reassuring if we are gonna have to hear that for another 4 months.

— M (@Pezzhedz) July 12, 2024

They want to say that for another four years.

If you have to say it, you’ve already lost the plot.

— Ben Warner (@BenWarner194043) July 12, 2024

YUP.

Great thing to have to say over and over

— Jordan Starkweather ✨ (@jackal27) July 12, 2024

He's doing a bang up job.

Yeah you look great champ https://t.co/swCn9XYZW4 pic.twitter.com/vitePPFsQP

— Sunny (@sunnyright) July 12, 2024

Just peachy.

"I promise you...I'm okay. I give you my word as a Kennedy." https://t.co/NqTIn5HyQf

— G (@stevensongs) July 12, 2024

Heh.

"I promise you...I'm a really good grandpa...to almost all of my grandkids...most of the time." https://t.co/1NEY4m7gLm

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) July 12, 2024

Brutal.

Supporters? WTF? This looks like the back room at a Shoneys. What 30 people maybe? Good Lord https://t.co/BgRiBPcS7R

— Sally Tomato (@MrSallyTomato) July 12, 2024

It's not a big crowd at all.

If you have to tell people you're okay, you're almost definitely not okay. https://t.co/2a25bMq37c

— MoronPUNdit - Aspiring Supervillain (@MoronPundit) July 12, 2024

Definitely not okay.

https://t.co/cckaLXUANG pic.twitter.com/GnebtriBO9

— Marcus (@MarcusHUSA) July 12, 2024

Hahahahahahaha.

They’re keeping the bronzer. https://t.co/REozDVuW7r

— The Reckoning 💥 (@sethjlevy) July 12, 2024

Going extra hard with it, too.

There’s a bumper sticker for you. https://t.co/khfT5RecCW

— Greg Crawford (@GregCrawford) July 12, 2024

Sure is. Put it on a t-shirt, too.

Biden: Also, who ordered the cafe latte? https://t.co/K6I1sZ2wJd

— Chuck “Parody” Groundhog (@only_si_chuck) July 12, 2024

LOL.