*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yup. That's me. You might be wondering how I ended up here. pic.twitter.com/LTkx4dG6tS
— Christian Vanderbrouk (@UrbanAchievr) October 6, 2016
Oh, Ted Cruz … what have you done?
Sen. Ted Cruz stopped by Tarrant Cty GOP headquarters to work the phones for a bit and meet constituents. #TedCruz #GOP #Republican pic.twitter.com/pYDIPQ4tD1
— G.J. McCarthy (@gjmccarthy) October 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/gjmccarthy/status/783781627784593408
The final humiliation https://t.co/NvSQGKRAUL
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) October 6, 2016
At a time like this, there’s really only one thing that can be done: Wall-to-wall mockery. And, well, it’s been merciless:
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/784053836616966144
Servile puppy dog https://t.co/ZIPkJXYWtK
— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 6, 2016
"Hey Spider, give us a little dance…" pic.twitter.com/tbqVqltHOS
— Charles #GetCovered-ba (@charles_gaba) October 6, 2016
"Yes, I know I said that I'm not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and father, but I'll try ANYTHING once!" #TedCruz pic.twitter.com/Arm9OGm7qY
— The Gregory Brothers, but November (@gregorybrothers) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/784098604185186306
https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/784104880638005248
*Curb Your Enthusiasm music plays* pic.twitter.com/rFHNvoYr4l
— Razor (@hale_razor) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/LoganJames/status/784091029410545664
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"Hello, this is @TedCruz calling…" https://t.co/c5IYMHiyuD
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) October 6, 2016
The leads are weak…. What about the new leads, huh? The new leads, the Glengarry leads… My daughter… pic.twitter.com/r4ehXtD5Qr
— Lupus Haas (@Mobute) October 6, 2016
Wonder if Ted ever got the set of steak knives? https://t.co/uLfYBLiGpC
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) October 6, 2016
When you call the wrong number while phone banking https://t.co/qdvNd3IhLr
— RINO Pundit (@RINOPundit) October 6, 2016
"So … what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?" pic.twitter.com/71G0xca7Gt
— Jeff (@saintwarrick) October 6, 2016
if you're wondering, no I haven't run out of ideas, yet — https://t.co/RKug34Ob1s
— RINO Pundit (@RINOPundit) October 6, 2016
US senator Ted Cruise suffers tortures of the damned, being put to brutal and inhuman work as the base and wretched slave of Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/w8tsVdIbYW
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 6, 2016
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/784110840488169472
— Jonathan (@JonathanWaldrop) October 6, 2016
Thanks @MuttSandersBro https://t.co/V0Jr1ZhfnI
— The Meturgeman (@DraftRyan2016) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/ThatElJefe/status/784101971686936577
todays fears ranked
3) killer clown in parking lot
2) losing one airpod
1) phone call from the zodiac is coming from inside the house https://t.co/o0EuAdoWi3
— darth™ (@darth) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/negativedunks/status/784093691438915584
— Kyle Wrather (@kylewrather) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/784098244024500224
https://twitter.com/winningatmylife/status/784101305082077184
https://twitter.com/Slade/status/784100085395251200
https://twitter.com/GabrielRossman/status/784095867024179204
And you may ask yourself, Am I right? … Am I wrong?
And you may say to yourself, MY GOD! … WHAT HAVE I DONE??? pic.twitter.com/vMndnkUz4f
— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) October 6, 2016
He chose….poorly pic.twitter.com/WcUJVAQwdL
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) October 6, 2016
It would indeed appear that way.
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