Prometheus, you magnificent bastard. https://t.co/OG6gyDsE8v
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) August 5, 2016
Who says the New York Times is only good for fishwrap? Because this take is so hot, it’s on fi-yah!
A downside to the discovery of fire: It may have paved the way for smoking https://t.co/omcy6gWGdd
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 5, 2016
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???
Lol
Wow… https://t.co/bxEcGVhEzX— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/761639355966377984
https://twitter.com/exophrenologist/status/761643195520385024
wow really makes u think https://t.co/02hZZNdBcx
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/DntTriggerMeBro/status/761636207612878849
An Onion headline, or a NYT headline. YOU decide: https://t.co/VOYmtaxJm9
— Carlton Hinds (@methuselaschild) August 5, 2016
yall sure @TheOnion didn't write this?
— Howland+Ashara = Dany (@BonBaughn) August 5, 2016
Is this seriously a news article?
— Scott Groves (@ScottGrovesCO) August 5, 2016
.@nytimes
this is news? my god pic.twitter.com/0LnogjPq2U— ethan macdonald (@ghanbak) August 5, 2016
you actually paid someone to write this?
— Xander's #1 Fan (@DnioyoTwit) August 5, 2016
Congratulations, this is the dumbest thing I've read all year
— World Champion Leaf-Raker (@mloehrer) August 5, 2016
Every time you think The New York Times has come up with the worst headline ever, they outdo themselves pic.twitter.com/CZGP2tnCGS
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/761646760922124288
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/761641637743325184
https://twitter.com/bizzaro_sirota/status/761640979497488384
Everyone in the book club took a vote and you're out. They made me tell you.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 5, 2016
I mean, really with this? https://t.co/oSZMhrLv5Y
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/JeremyKunchandy/status/761643308816805888
https://twitter.com/FBillMcMorris/status/761640271671074816
Deeply stupid? Perhaps. But … no, there are no buts. It’s just deeply, deeply stupid.
Also, burning to death sucks too. MT @nytimes A downside to the discovery of fire: It may have paved the way for smoking
— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/761642848924078080
Goddam cavemen, fucking everything up. https://t.co/9FfCrTwppR
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/761640800644165632
https://twitter.com/Globalizer360/status/761641893247672320
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/761640071774740480
Yes, please.
And then caption it with this:
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/761642193643855872
Perfect.
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Update:
The UPSIDE to NYT’s stupid ‘smoking’ scoop? Mockery — and lots of it!
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