'Fire all your editors': Salon piece whines that manly Marvel superheroes are 'hurting men'

https://twitter.com/AJA_Cortes/status/730452188946829312

Wait this is a serious article? https://t.co/tCUzTJNff5

— Zander Kean (@zanderkeanpxp) May 11, 2016

I can't believe this is a real article. https://t.co/5lt4JOjZYG

— Jake Rakestraw (@jakerake55) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/730474811646840832

Good Lord. These people seriously need to find a new hobby, because this? This is straight-up pathetic:

Marvel characters like Thor and Captain America are setting unrealistic body standards for men https://t.co/1HhJg6L8v7

— Salon (@Salon) May 11, 2016

C’mon, man. Really?

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO y'all make think pieces out of anything. https://t.co/m4OcPAoIdY

— EZ Reyes (@CountryDumb662) May 11, 2016

1 more time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/Mk4goT38aQ

— Jarrod (@ProblematicProf) May 11, 2016

@Salon get a life..

— marc belanger (@marcsudbury4) May 11, 2016

@Salon is garbage, y'all https://t.co/DNnSWTnGWC

— Hey I'm Matt (@thew1242) May 11, 2016

delete this. https://t.co/Mv9ySaIpKI

— Rondell (@RondellCPaul) May 11, 2016

Y'all need to fire all your editors for this drivel https://t.co/8lp4Rp7G42

— The CSPN Media Podcast Network ???? (@CSPNMedia) May 11, 2016

LOL…who writes this shit? https://t.co/qtBaCjMhvr

— 3BrownGentlemen (@3BlackGeeks) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/JGallagher24/status/730474797176524800

Shut.
Up. https://t.co/SP7cXvAqsI

— ⚽️? van de Drunk?⚽️ (@HydeParkSwag) May 11, 2016

STFU https://t.co/WMsLhtC8wH

— [TH]C++ Raw Diamonds On Lean (@NoSuitGent) May 11, 2016

Oh shut the fuck up https://t.co/Fqv8ymgiAa

— Dan Bavuso (@DanBavuso) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/_TheOpinion/status/730475286375075840

Other than this being completely stupid, there's a reason Cap's body is the way it is, if y'all paid attention. https://t.co/iT8O4ypnqz

— Jules (@CrownFeature) May 11, 2016

https://t.co/3R5IXZxQzX Oh, I got some thoughts on this.
But I'll keep it concise. Everything about this is stupid and a non-issue.

— Eric Petee (@EricPetee2) May 11, 2016

Uhhh…they are comic book characters. https://t.co/oXuCOZvdBt

— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) May 11, 2016

They're fucking superheroes… SUPERheroes!!! https://t.co/YsBQ5LTov1

— I Am… (@CherryPhoenixdj) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/CoFemale/status/730451925708079105

https://twitter.com/CoFemale/status/730452415481188352

Lol yeah I totally expect to look like a Norse God and genetically modified soldier. https://t.co/wFIuYLI7UI

— boone (@jordantheboone) May 11, 2016

@KatMcKinley @salon "Unrealistic?" Do they know Thor is a god of Asgard (not human) & Captain America drank a serum? It's not real. #fiction

— ISMV Star Fortress trapped in the 21st century (@StarFortress) May 11, 2016

Wellll one is a Norse god and the other is a super soldier/government test so it’s not possible anyways ya big dummy https://t.co/bBVViCEl8W

— Faruq (@quraf_) May 11, 2016

@Salon Thor isn't even from this planet so yeah, an unrealistic fictional alien is upsetting y'all.

— Aly (@aIewnes) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/anthonytx42/status/730475938517946368

@anthonytx42 @Salon precisely. Such trash lol

— Aly (@aIewnes) May 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/JohnFict/status/730478140045197312

Seriously, Salon. Get over it.

Rolling my eyes forever and ever and ever and ever. ????????? https://t.co/UqFtTBA7eW

— Cassidy Nicole? (@CassidyNicoleXO) May 11, 2016

Maybe what Salon needs is something a little more at their level:

https://twitter.com/McDebida/status/730453263472975872

Ah, that’s better.

https://twitter.com/samuelharden/status/730478296497033216

Go have a pity party in your safe space, losers. https://t.co/jrVl6fN9p3

— Sergeant Garrick (@garrickledford) May 11, 2016

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