https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/419129136238444545
Who’s up for a little education, radical feminist-style?
Also, what’s “PIV”?
— RBe (@RBPundit) January 3, 2014
@RBPundit Penis In Vagina
— David West (@Ltfngr) January 3, 2014
Look no further than this incredible piece of … whatever the hell this is:
Craziest thing I've read in a really long time. http://t.co/0AoJG03YZZ
— Allie Gravitt (@alliegravitt) January 3, 2014
The author of this masterpiece asserts that sexual intercourse between a man and a woman (aka “PIV”) is rape. In fact, it’s always rape. Here’s a peek at her logic:
If we compare this to even the crappiest online definition of violence: “behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something”. Bingo. It fits: Pregnancy = may hurt, damage or kill. Intercourse = a man using his physical force to penetrate a woman. Intention / purpose of the act of intercourse = to cause pregnancy. PIV is therefore intentional harm / violence. Intentional sexual harm of a man against a woman through penile penetration = RAPE.
Now, we recommend reading the entire thing, because frankly, there’s no way we can sum up this kind of crazypants for you. But suffice it to say, the gal who wrote it could use some major therapy.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/419121105748918272
She makes a lot of good points…… I'm totally kidding. Was she maybe dropped on her head? http://t.co/AOrcvl4meM (h/t @LilMissRightie)
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) January 3, 2014
Recommended
That would certainly explain quite a bit.
I'd think this is satire, but I remember hearing/reading this wacked-out stuff in college: http://t.co/O5dwb5oMWH
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) January 3, 2014
Give this extremely silly person a job at Salon, pronto: http://t.co/XUj0XCKcu9
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) January 3, 2014
Someone tell Andrea Dworkin's estate to sue the hell out of this plagiarized stupidity. http://t.co/jhajITOKNF
— Jay (@OneFineJay) January 3, 2014
Unlike Miss Debbie Downer, though, we know how to accentuate the positive:
The good news is that this particular brand of insanity automatically removes itself from the gene pool. http://t.co/Xx2vOwVdCv
— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) January 3, 2014
Excellent point. Plus, there’s plenty of mockery to be had:
https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/419163283921178624
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/419128536964661248
That’s quite a feat.
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/419151858406400001
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/419151901460942849
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/419152143514230784
She's doin it wrong. MT @flyoverangel "sexual pleasure with men is… dissociation from the invasion, pain or fear" http://t.co/9iZHxTcQiO”
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) January 2, 2014
Who hasn't cuddled up to Mr. You'll Do For Now and said, "Oppress me baby." @ReneeMBA4
— Kelly (@flyoverangel) January 2, 2014
@LADowd She actually used the word "Heterocage" in a blog. As in"Lock me in your heterocage you beast!" @ReneeMBA4
— Kelly (@flyoverangel) January 2, 2014
@ReneeMBA4 @flyoverangel My Heterocage has been unoccupied for so long that it's in danger of being condemned.
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) January 2, 2014
FWIW, anyone who refers to sex as "PIV" is probably someone we don't want to procreate.
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) January 3, 2014
Also? If your only concept of physical relations between male and female is "PIV", you are, most assuredly, doing it wrong.
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) January 3, 2014
She apparently thinks every guy is Tom Hanks in Castaway, standing up and screaming, "I HAVE MADE BABY!!!!"
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) January 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/samuelLBS/status/419206576193282048
Love, peace and taco grease, freaks. And remember, no PIV. That's rapey-rape.
— Erin (@deafhurricane) January 3, 2014
@irishspy If it's not PIV is it really rape-rape? @bitmaelstrom
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) January 3, 2014
If PIV is always rape, then it's also spermnapping.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) January 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/418949781541498880
https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/419145945402449921
Annnnnd we have a winner:
@ehammonds @RBPundit Ridickulous! The "all PIV = rape" idea is a phallacy.
— (((WitCoHE))) (@E__Strobel) January 3, 2014
Hee!
Parting question:
I do wonder if the PIV-rape author reproduces asexually.
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) January 3, 2014
We’d rather not think about it.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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