Earlier this week, Greg Gutfeld brilliantly branded the media “Obama’s scandal condom.” But during this afternoon’s disastrous White House press briefing — which came, by the way, on the heels of an off-the-record briefing — not even the most protective of lapdogs in the Press Corps were able to contain the garbage that issued forth from squirmy, wormy Jay Carney.

And Gutfeld took notice in his own special way:

Not needed, perhaps … but very much loved and appreciated.



Never change, Greg. Never, ever.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    @greggutfeld If Obama’s #ScandalCondom breaks what kind of STDs can we look forward too?

    • trixiewoobeans

      Would “STD” stand for “Stupid Trusting Democrats?”

      • Squirrel!

        YES!! The STD’s of society!

      • BlueGood

        So Jay “Sperm Whale” Carney was actually a journalist at one time??

        Who’da thunk it?? He clearly failed ethics 101…if he ever actually showed up for the course…..

        • MurphTacular

          Yes. The things this board appears to “know” versus what it’s unaware of never ceases to amaze: Carney used report and write opinion pieces at Time Magazine.

      • BlueGood


        Smoke forces evacuation of White House press room

        Published May 11, 2013 Associated Press

        Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/11/smoke-forces-evacuation-white-house-press-room/?test=latestnews#ixzz2SzQqDEzQ

        All that SMOKE the W.H. has been BLOWING up yr Azzes for 5 years finally set off ALARMS!…..LMAO! (ps.. and that a Smoke RESISTANT Azz at that)

        • 96leroy

          Jay Carney’s pants are on fire. So are Obama’s mom jeans.

    • Jeffrey Harbin

      For the most virulent strains, try Impeachemall to rid yourself of the disease.. For lesser but still nasty strains, Jailemall should do. And the Surgeon General has ruled there is no danger is using both remedies at the same time.

      • shimauma

        LOLS Impeachemall!! too bad we don’t have a congress with the balls to perscribe that antidote to our current presidency.

    • Glen Graybill Sr

      Communism and Islam both of which can be cured by a purging of this administration.

  • Jeremy

    Greg cracks me up.

    • Clayton Grant

      That man deserves a prime time slot on Fox.

      • Junie3

        Like at 3 pm and rerun again at 7 pm

      • el_polacko

        he does but i’m a afraid that the sexual double entrende, drug references, and craziness that he gets away with in the 3am slot would be cut back or lost entirely and that would be a shame. better to just record ‘red eye’ and watch it whenever.

        • Jeremy

          Yeah it would be a difficult show to have that earlier in the day.I would love to see it though.

  • Im_Rick_James

    So Carney’s covered in jizz? Fitting, really…

    • Billie Slash

      HA! I was thinking that, but couldn’t decide how to say “jizz” politely.

      • Mapache

        Did he get caught between Reggie and Barack when they were playing one on one?

        • MurphTacular

          You guys are really using a great deal of tact, restraint and inspiring visual images. This site’s even more juvenile than it first appears – and that’s saying something.

          • rinodino

            Only ok to be juvenile if you believe the hype on this site…. Just imagine if the same analogy was used for Palin or Cruz about being “soaked”….comment deleted lol

          • 1SkepticalChick

            Only, oh gee, it was. Ad nauseam.

          • $30423294

            Imagine if Sarah Palin’s baby with Down’s Syndrome was attacked!

            Oh wait, the democrat party did this.

            Imagine if Al Gore let his inner eugenicist show, referring to the GOP as the “extra-chromosome right wing”.

            Oh wait, Al Gore did say this.

            I’ll take funny imagery about a failed president over death threats and ridicule of handicapped children any time.

            Save your tears.

          • Linda Cain

            Amen to that!

          • rinodino

            Sad part is the right really believes you will beat the left playing their game, you will get whipped every time in the long run…. Cause if you think little Greg is going to change minds you truly are the fringe

          • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

            Well then take your OFA paid arse and leave.

          • Citizen Who (D)

            So…. you might best return to msnbc, cnn, mediamatters for truly mature discourse

      • brewerandpatriot

        Man-gravy is an acceptable substitute for jizz. Used in a sentence-“For breakfast, Reggie LOVES his biscuits slathered in man-gravy.” We now return you to your SFW Twitchy feed.

    • Jeremy

      actually it is.

    • WilliamAmos


      • http://twitter.com/TruPundit BristolGOP Backup

        Leave it to Rick F’n James to break the seal on that one.

    • Lynda Jones

      And it’s Odumbos jizz, now that would make me wanna puke big time

    • Alan Larsen

      He must be Barry’s Monica?

  • Kevin

    How I wish that this is the item that brings to light the shady backroom type of administration that it running our country… Somehow I still fear that our nation is too far gone, too self absorbed, to care that the resources were available to save our citizens, yet nothing was done. Rather than admit an error, an incompetency or perhaps just flat out not caring about our own people, our own government, assisted by media far too willing to turn a blind eye in exchange for close up access to whatever show the admin puts on, has lied to it’s people in persuit of power. It feels like the majority not only doesn’t care, but excuses the behavior.

    • Lynda Jones

      Amen!!! Well said!

    • Clayton Grant


    • BlahBlah

      Conditioned to flat out not care.

      Oh hey, but what about Honey Boo Boo?

    • Citizen Who (D)

      Spot on. #Gosnell is another example of evil blessed by liberals, government, and media.

    • Adi

      There is a payback however, in the loss of credibility both national and international.

  • Joe

    I can’t imagine how hilarious Greg is with a few drinks in him!

    • Kelly Layne

      he doesn’t drink

      • Citizen Who (D)

        brilliance delivered at light speed needs no lubrication from alcohol

        • Linda Cain

          You just got an agreement chuckle, Thanks!

    • DV S1EOG

      Follow his twitter feed and once in a while he will treat you to a show

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Especially on those 5 hour flights!

  • ann2609

    Greg just has a way with words:) Love to see him go toe to toe with Jon Stewart, He would knock him down with adjectives, then kill em with verbs!!

    • rinodino

      Stewart would destroy him in fact most people would feel bad because John destroyed a no name

      • beebop1952

        And yet, here you are, commenting on a “no name.” I wish there was a little more challenge dealing with aholes like you.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Till next time, stay classy.

  • http://twitter.com/HabaladyJeannie Jeannie Scudieri

    love the Gutfeld sense of humor!

  • Tugger – not quite dead yet

    There’s always the morning after pill…

    P.S. – Greg really should run for mayor of New York, the debates would be the greatest thing ever on TV.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      GUTFELD FOR MAYOR! I’d go back to my beloved outer boroughs, and KISS THE DIRTY SIDEWALK if that happened! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}


    Thank you Greg – Sir! Especially when Obama touts this for Mothers Day….
    Wh marks mothers day celebrating free… wait for it…

    • Sandra Arnold Carroll

      Wouldn’t that actually be Happy Un-Mothers Day?

  • BlahBlah

    Lucky for Jay he can get the morning after pill from Planned Parenthood for free. I do not know what he’s gonna do about that herpes though.

    • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

      That was hilarious.

  • snowball headed for hell

    Greg G and most of “The 5” are awesome! covering the headlines but having a good time doing it.

  • JoH113

    Interesting…it’s hilarious, but I’m still a bit nauseated at the imagery @_@

  • http://twitter.com/Quelthas Greg Stevens

    Leave it to Greg to boil it down to the essence.

  • blue_strat

    ‘The scandal condom has burst and Carney got soaked’
    not to worry fellow Americans. $10 says he’s impotent.

    • MurphTacular

      Wow. And this is the site that says “shameful” without cessation every time someone on the left uses R-rated language to describe a right-wing cause/person. Mirror, anyone?

      • Exodus2011

        nah murph … chill man … we want the grotesque nature of the Obama Regime & it’s fawning media to be conveyed, and this imagery FILLS THE BILL

        good job Greg Gutfeld

      • BeautifulAmerica

        It’s our turn to give back, dem.

      • rivers

        You do know we’re all pretty good at spotting selective pearl clutching,right?

        I don’t think the consequences of Gutfeild’s or Twitchy’s comments are that far reaching, compared to say the actions of the President and his administration. Like lying repeatedly. Standing up in front of Planned Parenthood. Sending out funding emails on late term abortion. Giving orders to Stand down. Deep background off the record meetings. (I know you explained that, apparently you approve of propoganda moves that are totally beneath the Office of the leader of the free world – not all of us do.)

        But yes, I can see how you would be very upset by the use of the word condom here, but did you know that the liberal govt. is DELIVERING condoms free to kids in CA? On the taxpayers dime?

      • beebop1952

        Your faux outrage is touching …. not believable, but “touching” ….

        • jb

          And you can just sense his outrage at Maher, Letterman, and the others on TV.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1819817069 Rick Bowles

    Carney has been such a twit and has lied for nearly 5 years….it’s nice to see him getting soaked…but he has this manner about him…most likely he enjoyed getting soaked….

    • MurphTacular

      So. Classy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/BrianWSmith Brian Smith

    I bet Robert Gibbs is thrilled at this point that it didn’t burst on his watch.

    • beebop1952

      Gibbs understood when to pull out.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Oh yes it did.
    And it was sweet!

  • APW

    Jay Carney saying, “Humena humena humena,” while trying to tap dance through this is sweet to see. Have you ever seen such double speak?

    • dr44

      How the heck does Lizard Carney actually sleep at night? And don’t tell me he has one of those machines that mimics the sound of the ocean!

      • G.

        The machine mimics the sound of his master, Hussein, whispering “soon, Jay…soon you will be respected…”

        • APW

          He reminds me of Eddie Haskell.

        • jb

          Both Husseins have a Baghdad Bob.

      • ked5


  • Harry A

    sorta unrelated, but the little pictures twitchy puts on the mainpage above each story are just great!

  • vino veritas

    All of these hypocrite libs should love Gutfeld’s vulgar joke since vulgarity is what they do best. Give Carney a break! It must be really hard to provide cover for a multiple pathological liars while keeping track of his own.

    • ked5

      since he chose to cover their behinds – I will give him no break. He’s free to quit anytime.

      • vino veritas

        Think he’s a masochist so that will probably never happen. Besides, where would he be without his sugardaddy-in-chief ?

  • tops116

    Ironically, the Obama Administration had just promised free birth control for Mother’s Day.

    • JR48

      ..Use it, you won’t be a mother. LOL

  • MurphTacular

    SUCH a CLASSY metaphor, Twitchy.com. Hopefully, no one in their early teens reads this site. I’d hate to be the parent who has to explain this crude, classless metaphor. Blech!

    • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

      Do you pay as much attention to their television shows, tweets, face book, school conversation as you do this?

      Seriously,they have heard worse .
      Good grief.

      • MurphTacular

        And tell me again, how many wrongs make a right? :>

        • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

          I did not see a wrong.

          • MurphTacular

            Naturally. ((Eyes)), ((Beholders)) Carry on ….

          • seek456

            Gosh I don’t recall your concern about “little ears, eyes” when the foul comments made about Palin appeared.

            I know – you tell your darling children that She deserves the ugly, you little sack of hypocrisy.

          • MurphTacular

            Sorry. I don’t remember that one ….

          • jb

            But … anything that cums out of Dan Savage’s mouth is a-ok.

          • MurphTacular

            Who’s Dan Savage?

    • waltzingmtilda

      Spare us the faux outrage.


    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      “There is no politics in the truth, just as there is no truth in politics.”
      #MyPhilosophy(ies) #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • People Corporation

      No, they don’t read this site. They have their own sites and what they write makes Gutfeld’s comment look pretty benign.

    • beebop1952

      What? They are getting better ones in grade school? Middle School? High School? From the party that believes that a partial birth abortion is a fine how to, you have some balls complaining about this.

    • neoface

      You are just sorry that you aren’t witty enough to come with this classy metaphor. Aren’t you on the wrong link?

      • jb

        But watch.. anything that cums out of Dan Savage’s mouth is a-ok.

    • Evil Otto

      Oh, won’t somebody please think of the children?!?

      • MurphTacular

        Laugh if you want, EO, but gross is gross … Eh?

        • Evil Otto

          I did laugh. In fact, I like “scandal condom” as a name for the American news media and their bootlicking treatment of President Wonderf*ck.

          Oh, and save your faux outrage and invocations of the poor widdle childwen. No one cares, Murph… not even you, really.

          • MurphTacular

            Wow. It’s a pity to see someone who can read the minds of people whom he’s never met – including me – and know what they are TRULY thinking. It would seem that someone so blessed with such a rare, enviable talent would find a more productive usage than gauging usually highly predictable reactions of online political posters. Sigh.

          • Evil Otto

            Stop whining, Murph. I’ve seen this sort of trolling you’re pulling… the fake outrage, the invocations to decency, the mentions of the children, all of it. It’s an old tactic.

            You don’t really care about this, and you’re not really offended. It’s clear in your comments that you’re just using this as an opportunity to show how superior you are, how moral. It’s bullsh*t, nothing more.

            And if this sort of thing really offends you, well, I suggest you shut off your computer and television, because I have some bad news for you… people occasionally make condom jokes.

          • MurphTacular

            No arguments here about the prevalence of condom jokes, nor I suspect would there be much argument how rarely they’re either funny, appropriate or (Heaven Forfend) in good taste. You can call it what you want, but my initial point(s) remains resolutely in tact, EO. You can identify “styles” of trolling? Now, THAT’s truly ephemeral knowledge of the highest order. Well done!

          • Evil Otto

            You can identify “styles” of trolling? Now, THAT’s truly ephemeral knowledge of the highest order. Well done!

            Yes, actually, I can. I’ve dealt with a lot of trolls over the years. It’s kind of a hobby. What you are engaged in is called “concern trolling”.

            So look, sensitive soul, if you don’t like the joke no one is requiring you to laugh. Personally, I think it’s funny, but then I’m not as hypersensitive as you apparently are. I’ll tell you what else is funny, Murph… your reaction. This argument. The fact that you keep replying.

            You should e-mail Greg Gutfeld and tell him that you found his joke in poor taste. He lives for your sort of reaction. This is a man who proposed opening a gay bar next to the proposed Ground Zero mosque (one of the proposed names… “Suspicious Packages”).


            Now you can keep replying if you like, but I’m just going to keep mocking you.

          • MurphTacular

            Meanwhile, EO, you should change your handle to Czar O’ Trolls. Catchy, doncha think?

          • Evil Otto

            Witty reply there, Murph. “Z.” You’re a regular Winston Churchill.

            Oh, and “Czar O’ Trolls” isn’t what I’d call “catchy.” In fact, it’s pretty dull. Try again. C’mon, there has to be some response you can make that’ll make me laugh. I really hope you aren’t this much of a humorless scold in real life.

          • beebop1952

            Sigh. That’s just rich. All that outrage for YOU being “misunderstood.” Rich. Here is my tiny little violin.

  • fed-up

    I think this sums it up nicely… car·ney (kär n) n. Informal. Variant of carny. car•ny or car•ney (ˈkɑr ni) n., pl. -nies or -neys. 1. a person employed by a carnival. …and that would make Obama the carnival Barker.

  • NixTyranny

    If Carney had any sense he would have pulled out a long time ago.

    • Zefal

      How was he to know that a youtube video was going to spontaneously burst his condom? Hindsight, as they say, is 20/20 in the eye of the eric holder.

  • Bill Board

    It could not have happened to a nicer dickhead.

  • Andy from Beaverton

    When you keep trying to screw the people with the same condom time and time again from a pointy headed dick, the story, I mean condom will eventually break.

  • neoface

    I think Carney also peed in his pants, I can smell the reek of his urine through the TV screen. LOL!!! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person!
    Only Gutfeld can come up with this metaphor.

  • Tim jones

    Obammy blew it, the free world trusted the Kenyan negro and gave him the most powerful position in the world and the negro blew it.

  • Leslie Ward

    Hey – does this mean that Obama is comparable to the real Dick? Isn’t it clear more and more each day – that Obama is more Nixon than Lincoln, LBJ or JFK? I can’t wait for the real explosion – Hillary is NOT going to want to fall on the sword for Obama – and Obama will never, ever admit a thing. That fight – must be on PPV – it would revive the American economy – in one evening!

    • BeukendaalMason

      I personally refer to Obama as Jimmy Nixon. All the malaise of Carter and all of the mendacity of Nixon. The most economically inept president combined with the most power hungry president.

  • golftilidrop

    Bet thats not the first johnson to erupt in Carny’s face.

  • jb

    Was the 12yr old carney wearing a condom? If not, when has he scheduled the abortion?

  • http://twitter.com/CDChambers62 Chris Chambers

    The gasps from the other panelists is priceless. I can’t stay up late to catch Redeye often, but it is pretty funny and these bits are what makes it fun to watch.

  • johnrmccommas

    Aptly put! Who else deserves a money shot right in the face than that liar?

  • shooter1001

    A Carney facial. Way to go Greg.! That line probably made even Beckel gag

  • shooter1001

    A Carney facial. Way to go Greg.! That line probably made even Beckel gag

  • Bud-Kathy Jones

    For any one else it might be disgusting but for Jay Carney its the story of his life. He wallows in it.