Do not adjust your set: Jay Carney has indeed turned red

Where’s Marco Rubio with a bottle of water when you need it? As the White House Press Secretary tackled an hour-long-plus press briefing (following a “deep background” meeting with select reporters beforehand), viewers everywhere noted a certain change come over Jay Carney.

Call Candy Crowley?

Wow, the last time Twitter went this crazy over someone turning red was when Piers Morgan of all people pressed Stephanie Cutter on a debunked campaign claim. What could it mean?

  • DV S1EOG

    The length of Carney’s “uhhh”s also correlate directly to the deepness of the BS he is about to spew as well.

    • angeleyez

      That stain on Carney’s blue tie should be dry cleaned.
      There will be a primary for both Republicans and Democrats in 2016.
      Will Biden, John Kerry, or some other Democrat also throw Hillary
      under the bus ?

      • nc

        If they were smart, they’d be revving those engines as we speak. BUT we’re talking about Biden and Kerry, so who knows?

      • Brett McMicken

        just so long as it’s a hybrid bus

    • Brett McMicken

      for all this to have happened so many eons ago and to be about nothing at all it sure gets people flustered and on the defensive.

  • Spatial Awareness

    .@PressSec ==> Blaming #Benghazi on #CIA #BUSH #ROMNEY #GlobalWarming #AnalSeepage OH! LOOK! SQUIRREL!!! ==>

    • DV S1EOG

      AnalSeepage…….friggin’ hilarious.

  • rant stocks

    Jay Carny what a panty waste….at some point in time his lies will be shoved in his face….I hope he turns so red his blood will drip out of his nose….

    • BigBossOgg

      Waist, not waste. And do you plan to punch him to get the blood flowing? I daydream about thumping him crosst the head so hard, sparks’ll fly out of his ass…

      • Garth Haycock

        My daydream would be the day that Obama throws him under the bus for political expediency.

        I’m guessing that mine is more likely to happen. :^)

        • nc

          Actually, my daydream is to have Carney throw Obama under the bus, and expose him for all the dirty dealing, lying scumbag things he’s covered for him.

          • Adela Wagner

            Oh Gosh, that daydream should be turned into an Ice Cream flavor….yummmmmm oh YES! mmmmmmmm

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        No, it’s ‘waste’.

      • GaryTheBrave

        Waste is correct. Think about what “pantie waste” implies vs. “pantie waist”. It makes more sense. Just like the phrase, “bold-faced lie.” Some people say it as, “bald face lie.” What is a “bald face”? I know what bold face means in typography.

        A couple of other peeves are the spelling of milquetoast. It’s not milk toast. Also, a written, printed, or published item is titled, not entitled.

        • creeper

          “Bald-faced lie” is the original phrase. It referred to someone who was clean-shaven and thought to be more open because he was not hiding behind a beard.

          I do think “waste” is appropriate in the current example.

          • GaryTheBrave

            How about a bald-headed lie? What is your source? The first time I heard the phrase it was stated as a bold-faced lie. I think that was during the 60’s when my dad was watching the news. Only recently have I heard it as bald-faced. I stand by my arguments.

    • Pendog

      Imma slap da flava out his lyin’ mouf.

  • ObamaFail

    This administration has no shame. They are disgusting. Hopefully some real reporters present call him out on his BS.

    • Jeremy

      The Administration shows how much disgust they have for the country every day.

      • Junie3

        And the whole world is watching, our country should be ashamed today.

  • TugboatPhil

    Nancy Estes
    Anyone else watching Carney lie in Presser? See how red his ears are? That is a sign of LYING!

    Also a sign with Carney, breathing.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Lips moving.

  • detroit19

    JAY CARNEY: “All of this [attention on change to Benghazi intel.] a distraction from the key issues”

    ‘Key issues’ which are the current administration’s intentional ‘incompetence’ to win re-election, or the DEATH OF FOUR AMERICANS ON SOVERIEGN SOIL WHICH WAS COVERED UP/LIED ABOUT?

  • Axelgreaser

    LOL! Another harpooning via a well aimed Twitchy Headline–>’Do Not Adjust Your Sets! Jay Carney Turns Red!” And ‘RED’ is the appropriate color for the Obamanable Administration, with shades of Marxism and Socialism, somewhere in the violet spectrum I’d say.

  • Im_Done

    I had to turn it off. I’ve hit the “lie overload” phase.

    • OLLPOH

      …we do understand your sentiment…
      Just please don’t ever forget this:
      Evil Prevails When Good Men and Good Women Do Nothing.


    Get Use To This…
    Who?, What?, Where?, When?, How?, Why?
    We Are On A Fact Finding Mission.
    We will not leave our security or any of our Countrymen or Countrywomen to the ObamaGovt!
    Question: Why did the CIA/Intelligence Information have to be or needed to be edited?
    Question: Who demoted Greg Hix?
    Question: Why was Greg Hix demoted?
    Question: Why has Greg Hix’s attorney Victoria Tungsein (SP) been delayed and or stalled in getting a Top Secret Clearance, when she has been given a Top Secret Clearance in many cases before, yet they gave her a Low-Level Clearance-43 page questionnaire?
    Question: Why did the Whitehouse, State Department not listen to the President of Libya?


    What does lying get you Jay?

    • Jeremy

      MSNBC interview

      • Jarhead83

        Future job with MSLSD…

        • Jeremy

          that too maybe working with Sgt. Schultz

    • Canadian in USA

      Guest shot on the Chris Matthews show.

    • lyrical56

      I heard he’s a goner. They said “outgoing” Jay Carney today on Fox!!

  • Jeremy

    Lying scumbag

  • Jason Call

    CARNEY: It’s still possible for me to BLUSH? What the…?

  • CHHR

    the King’s men are defined by the CIA, FBI, DOD, GOP, State, and anyone else they need… just need a horse’s A$$ to carry them to the infamous rose garden… Jay Carney’s behavior today proves he occupies the role of King’s horses …. A$$

  • SocialistMop

    Some people’s noses grow, others have their ears turn red.

    • Adela Wagner

      Would love to his his pants combust.


    Evil Prevails When Good Men and Good Women Don’t Act!


    Janitorial/journalist…is he a part of the clean up crew for …before the fact …during the fact? …after the fact?

  • TJ

    Somewhere Pinocchio is cursing the blue fairy. He could have got away with a lot more if his nose did not grow but his ears changed color.

  • grais

    I wonder how long will it be before Obama shoves him ala Nixon. Completely different sort of press these days, I know, but things might be getting tense in the WH.

  • ELC

    I hope its worth it in the end…Jay Carney the laughing stock of the press room. This is what happens when lying becomes your mantra. Telling the truth is becomes oblivious.

  • Jack Deth

    My guess is that Jay is going to screaming to the closest non masculine meta bar and get s*it hammered on girly drinks long before closing time.

    Hope he wakes up with one Mother of a “Wish I was Dead!” Hangover, too!

    • nc

      You’re really mean.

      I love it.

    • Sons Thunder

      meta bar?

  • snowball headed for hell

    I was just tuning into J Tapper on CNN and was a bit blow away with his guest, she not only said Romney was wrong on Bengazi, but also blamed the CIA and Republicans congressmen on the terror board for the stylistic changes to the CIA reports. Wow I think we just found out what the “off the record” presser’s talking points were. WTF!

  • fireandreamitchell

    Communist red. How appropriate.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy


    From Web MD:

    Blushing is an involuntary but normal reaction that occurs when
    superficial blood vessels that bring oxygen-rich red blood to the ears,
    face and upper neck dilate. Dilation occurs when a person is
    embarrassed, angry or is feeling highly emotional explains UAB Health System.

    The left out “or when bald face lying”, but that definition is close enough for “gub’ment work”.

  • Okie_pastor

    Leno had the right slogan for this administration

    “Hope and Change the Subject”


    …old saying: Devil is in the details.

    And it is a fact that …Body Language is a persons first language.


    They are verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry worried that impeachment will ensue if Harry Reid, and his crew do Not keep the Senate. This is not a witch Hunt it is the
    Peoples Fact Finding Mission…
    Who, What, Where, When, How and Why Question Mission of Ours.
    Evil Will Prevail if Good Men and Women Do Nothing.

  • tops116

    Tonight the part of Jay Carney will be played by Donald Duck.

  • ralphwylie

    Jay Carney’s ability to spontaneously change color while telling lies straight-faced will look good on his resume. The Obama Hillary Blame Bus is acomin’.

  • TocksNedlog

    “What difference, at this point, would telling the truth make?”

  • Rick

    Communist red faced.

  • GaryTheBrave

    ” ‘RED’ is the appropriate color for the Obamanable Administration, with shades of Marxism ”

    It also is the color of their budgets.

  • mojomatic

    Jay Carney reminds me of Baghdad Bob.

  • JD Olson

    Why do I think Carney’s jr high nickname was “Red Ear Stinky”? Oh the heart break of incontinence.

  • disqus_G8xi77DYlj

    Obama got caught arming Al Qaeda, gave the military a stand down order, watched 4 Americans die in live time thru a drone, blamed a YouTube video, changed the talking points 12 times, LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE. Obama and Clinton are treasonous puppets and should be arrested for treason, murder, war crimes and sedition against the United States, purely disgusting scum. Communist sacks of trash

  • Imperator Cydonius

    a liar just like his boss

    • lyrical56

      And he gets his “talking points” from OBAMA. That is his JOB, and that is who gives what to say!

  • MaryIndiana

    I would love to see Carney just wake up to himself and say in the press room “You know what? F this S. Yeah,I am the press sec,but I am an American first..” Then just spill his guts. Sure he’d lose him job but he would save his soul.

  • lyrical56

    I just heard that Carney is “outgoing.” Anyone have any info on that!!!