In recent days, Democrats have ramped up their mission to strike fear into the hearts of Americans over the chaos that will reign if sequestration takes effect tomorrow. And today, in a last-ditch effort to terrify every last one of us, corruptocrat swamp queen Maxine Waters is pulling out all the stops:

Gosh, it’s worse than we thought!

Waters’ mathematical acrobatics — on par with Joe Biden’s — are causing conservatives to speculate about the squillions of other tragedies that will befall us if a little over 2 percent is cut from the $3.7 trillion budget:

What’re we gonna dooooooooooo???

  • oneword

    What a dope

  • oneword

    What a dope

  • Blake Waymire

    I’m going to laugh so hard if this goes through and nothing happens.

    • Dee M.

      Then get ready to roll on the floor with your sides splitting, because nothing is going to happen! One more reason to be glad tomorrow is Friday – “Sequestration Day” – let it roll!

    • Dee M.

      Then get ready to roll on the floor with your sides splitting, because nothing is going to happen! One more reason to be glad tomorrow is Friday – “Sequestration Day” – let it roll!

    • E Quilibrate

      How can any thing happen? We will still spend $15 billion
      more than last year. That is simply what the proposal is
      even without a budget. That’s what the continuing resolution
      calls for.

      • SpinMeNot

        If we had a POTUS that was interesting in something other than consolidation of power and suppression of dissent, I would agree with you. BHO and his spin doctors are already blaming the right and the lemmings will eat it up like premium hamster mix.

  • Blake Waymire

    I’m going to laugh so hard if this goes through and nothing happens.

  • peteee363

    wow other countries will lay off people if we cut spending, who knew? i am still waiting for my 3000% reduction in healthcare!

  • peteee363

    wow other countries will lay off people if we cut spending, who knew? i am still waiting for my 3000% reduction in healthcare!

  • FFlintstone

    This is proof Democrats are bad at math. They can’t understand the economy, let alone fix it

    • waltzingmtilda

      Yea, but it sure doesn’t stop them from trying! Unfortunately.

    • waltzingmtilda

      Yea, but it sure doesn’t stop them from trying! Unfortunately.

    • Karl Winrich

      And the bad part is that in order to fix the economy they need to know math.

    • Karl Winrich

      And the bad part is that in order to fix the economy they need to know math.

    • $23629333

      Democrats are only good at multiplying.

      • Nick Danger

        No, I think they figured out dividing also. Look how divided Congress is!

  • FFlintstone

    This is proof Democrats are bad at math. They can’t understand the economy, let alone fix it

  • Kevin Gallagher

    Coming from the woman who stonewalled Bush and McCain when they wanted to stop the housing collapse….

  • Kevin Gallagher

    Coming from the woman who stonewalled Bush and McCain when they wanted to stop the housing collapse….

  • http://indignantconservativemom.blogspot.com/ Danielle Hollars

    What is sad is that her constituents won’t pick up on that obvious error of numbers, and they will keep sending her back to Congress!

    • grais

      Watch the women behind her. They didn’t bat an eyelash when she said it.

      We are doomed.

    • grais

      Watch the women behind her. They didn’t bat an eyelash when she said it.

      We are doomed.

  • http://indignantconservativemom.blogspot.com/ Danielle Hollars

    What is sad is that her constituents won’t pick up on that obvious error of numbers, and they will keep sending her back to Congress!

  • Steve_J

    Normally, when a person is digging a hole and is in over their head they quit digging. Not Maxine, she just keeps digging. But than there is little that is norrmal about her

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Maybe she’s digging to China?

      • Steve_J

        My guess would be she has no idea where she’s digging to.

        • E Quilibrate

          Not only does she not know anything, she doesn’t
          even suspect anything.

      • Steve_J

        My guess would be she has no idea where she’s digging to.

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Maybe she’s digging to China?

    • Wally

      hit rock bottom and has called for explosives.

    • Wally

      hit rock bottom and has called for explosives.

  • Steve_J

    Normally, when a person is digging a hole and is in over their head they quit digging. Not Maxine, she just keeps digging. But than there is little that is norrmal about her

  • waltzingmtilda

    Ugh. Could not bring myself to click on the video.

    I just don’t understand how this level of stupid made it to Congress.

    Actually, on second thought…

    • Mark Stephens

      I made it about half way through the video. Just could not take it any longer.
      You had it right. Better not to have started it at all. There is only so much a rational, thinking mind (Which leaves Rep. Waters out of the discussion) can take at one time.

    • Mark Stephens

      I made it about half way through the video. Just could not take it any longer.
      You had it right. Better not to have started it at all. There is only so much a rational, thinking mind (Which leaves Rep. Waters out of the discussion) can take at one time.

  • waltzingmtilda

    Ugh. Could not bring myself to click on the video.

    I just don’t understand how this level of stupid made it to Congress.

    Actually, on second thought…

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    If stupidity was $100 a barrel, I want the drilling rights to her head.

    • Bgoulette

      There’s probably $170 million dollar’s worth in there!

      • Karl Winrich

        Normally I’d agree that there has to be a limit to a person’s stupidity, but in the case of liberals I’d have to revise that limit all the way up to infinity.

        • E Quilibrate

          Right, we have methods to measure I.Q., but
          stupidity knows no limits.

        • origionalwinja

          i often ask, can a person get any dumber…. they think its a fucking challenge! please liberals… STOP trying so hard to outdo your last bit of moronic stupidity!

      • Karl Winrich

        Normally I’d agree that there has to be a limit to a person’s stupidity, but in the case of liberals I’d have to revise that limit all the way up to infinity.

    • Bgoulette

      There’s probably $170 million dollar’s worth in there!

    • Jeremy

      Waters is a total moron

      • pajamakat

        Yes she is but the low info idiots keep voting for her

        • Scott Anderson

          Don’t assume they’re low info. They’re just racists.

        • origionalwinja

          i have to wonder, are they really low info voters, or just too stupid to learn from mistakes, or like 90% of democrat voters, dead and still voting?

      • D’Bak61

        I agree. Even with Obama’s 57 states, I don’t think we can lose that many jobs, lol.

    • Jeremy

      Waters is a total moron

    • dennylee60

      But what are you going to do with barrels of stupidity? The left rather drink Obama Kool-Aid.

      • E Quilibrate

        Sorry, I just snorted my Kool-Aid all over the screen.

      • BlueGood

        Sell it to the U.N. of course! A captive Market!

    • dennylee60

      But what are you going to do with barrels of stupidity? The left rather drink Obama Kool-Aid.

    • BlueGood

      LMAO..Well Done Tang…Sending you about $ 11teen Trillion CDN to get in on the IPO~~percussive snort…..LOL
      Is she Shovel Ready???..sorry to put up a pre-cognition..(giggle),..it’s business, nuthin’ personal….

    • RightThinking1

      Tang,
      As a Senator, she is Federal property, kinda, and as you know…, no drilling.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    If stupidity was $100 a barrel, I want the drilling rights to her head.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Imagine how dumb the interns are in her office. That’s scary.

    • E Quilibrate

      Right, most low informed tend to hire those less intelligent
      than themselves, makes the boss look better, doncha know.
      How in hell would you accomplish that in this scenario?

    • $23629333

      She’s got the Sweathogs and the Dead End Kids working in her office.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Imagine how dumb the interns are in her office. That’s scary.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    What she meant to say was………”sequestration!!!……….boogity boogity boogity……………..boo!”

  • Fire and Adjust!

    What she meant to say was………”sequestration!!!……….boogity boogity boogity……………..boo!”

  • Love of Country

    Obviously, Dinglebarry hates America and this is what he’s wanted all along … rest assured!

  • Love of Country

    Obviously, Dinglebarry hates America and this is what he’s wanted all along … rest assured!

  • http://twitter.com/LNSmithee L.N. Smithee

    For people who don’t remember: Maxine’s infamous for a Freudian slip. She told Shell Oil Pres. John Hofmeister that if gas prices continued to increase at a pace eclipsing $5.00/gal, she would be “all about socializing” the oil industry.

    Realizing she had let a derivative of the word “socialize” come out of her trap on camera, she stopped in mid-rant to think of another word to use. View here:

    http://youtu.be/GqjFBiPMmBE

    • Lady 12

      Wow… And people voted for her… The rest of the speech was stupid as well.

    • Lady 12

      Wow… And people voted for her… The rest of the speech was stupid as well.

  • http://twitter.com/LNSmithee L.N. Smithee

    For people who don’t remember: Maxine’s infamous for a Freudian slip. She told Shell Oil Pres. John Hofmeister that if gas prices continued to increase at a pace eclipsing $5.00/gal, she would be “all about socializing” the oil industry.

    Realizing she had let a derivative of the word “socialize” come out of her trap on camera, she stopped in mid-rant to think of another word to use. View here:

    http://youtu.be/GqjFBiPMmBE

  • Rabid

    Look! Squirrel!

  • Rabid

    Look! Squirrel!

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    ONE HUNDRED and SEVENTY Mmmiiiilllllllllllliiiiiiooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!! o.O

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    ONE HUNDRED and SEVENTY Mmmiiiilllllllllllliiiiiiooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!! o.O

  • Love of Country

    Can you imagine the racist rant by Chris Matthews on his show if someone on the Right dared called Waters’ statement “primitive”?

    It would be epic! Never mind he said the same thing about Rubio’s response to Dinglebarry’s SOTU just three weeks ago …… unbelievable!

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/13/anti-racist-dog-whistler-chris-matthews-calls-marco-rubios-sotu-response-primitive/

  • Love of Country

    Can you imagine the racist rant by Chris Matthews on his show if someone on the Right dared called Waters’ statement “primitive”?

    It would be epic! Never mind he said the same thing about Rubio’s response to Dinglebarry’s SOTU just three weeks ago …… unbelievable!

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/13/anti-racist-dog-whistler-chris-matthews-calls-marco-rubios-sotu-response-primitive/

  • dennylee60

    Is her job among the 170 million??? Oh please!

    • SpinMeNot

      ya beat me to it .. *hat-tip*.

    • SpinMeNot

      ya beat me to it .. *hat-tip*.

    • Lady 12

      Well said, sir. :)

    • Lady 12

      Well said, sir. :)

    • E Quilibrate

      Yeah, if you use the matrix of the admitted voter fraud in Ohio, her job has to be the equivalent of at least 6 jobs. Can you imagine
      having 6 employees like this?

      • Jay Stevens

        Unfortunately, we do have more than 6 employees like this. We call them elected and appointed officials.

    • bicentennialguy

      If only….

  • dennylee60

    Is her job among the 170 million??? Oh please!

  • QBallBrazil

    Isn’t 170 million like 100 brazilian people??? Oh noes!!!

  • QBallBrazil

    Isn’t 170 million like 100 brazilian people??? Oh noes!!!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    #MaxineWatersStats: 2 million baby seals at The National Zoo will be clubbed to death because of the sequester.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    #MaxineWatersStats: 2 million baby seals at The National Zoo will be clubbed to death because of the sequester.

  • radjahshelduck

    I know a job for which we could provide consistent employment for 170 million people–making fun of Maxine Waters.

    • E Quilibrate

      Astute observation.

  • radjahshelduck

    I know a job for which we could provide consistent employment for 170 million people–making fun of Maxine Waters.

  • Old Patriot

    If Maxine Waters is correct, every single politician in this country would lose their job. I can live with that…

  • Old Patriot

    If Maxine Waters is correct, every single politician in this country would lose their job. I can live with that…

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    what is it about California and outright stupidity! just a few years ago Nancy Pelosi predicted 500,000,000 jobs would be lost … http://hotair.com/archives/2009/02/04/pelosi-500-million-jobs-lost-every-month/

    TWICE! … http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/02/04/will-media-report-pelosis-claim-500-million-lose-jobs-each-month

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    what is it about California and outright stupidity! just a few years ago Nancy Pelosi predicted 500,000,000 jobs would be lost … http://hotair.com/archives/2009/02/04/pelosi-500-million-jobs-lost-every-month/

    TWICE! … http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/02/04/will-media-report-pelosis-claim-500-million-lose-jobs-each-month

  • Love of Country

    If Democrats are so smart, then why do they create and live in violent cesspools and riot in the streets for breadcrumbs from their superiors across the aisle whom they try so vigorously to condescend? I mean how does that painfully hypocritical lifestyle even remotely catch on?

  • Love of Country

    If Democrats are so smart, then why do they create and live in violent cesspools and riot in the streets for breadcrumbs from their superiors across the aisle whom they try so vigorously to condescend? I mean how does that painfully hypocritical lifestyle even remotely catch on?

  • Marcy Cook

    150 million actually employed. 170 million will lose their jobs. Correct math or wrong math that means WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED. Including Maxine and the idiot-in-chief. Call me pollyanna…..

    • 1CatEye

      But Piglosi says that unemployment stimulates the economy! In that case, recession problem solved.

  • Marcy Cook

    150 million actually employed. 170 million will lose their jobs. Correct math or wrong math that means WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED. Including Maxine and the idiot-in-chief. Call me pollyanna…..

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Except for Hank Johnson, Fred’s sister-in-law is the smartest Dem in Congress.
    Smarter than the whole 10,000 members.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Except for Hank Johnson, Fred’s sister-in-law is the smartest Dem in Congress.
    Smarter than the whole 10,000 members.

  • DwellsInFire

    170 million people? That’s almost as many people as slaves who died on slave ships, if you believe the number another black politician spouted a while back. Numbers aren’t their forte I guess… Never the less, she should be asked why her number differs so much from Obama’s 2 million.

    • nc

      That’s what’s known as “stuck on stupid.”

  • DwellsInFire

    170 million people? That’s almost as many people as slaves who died on slave ships, if you believe the number another black politician spouted a while back. Numbers aren’t their forte I guess… Never the less, she should be asked why her number differs so much from Obama’s 2 million.

  • DanG

    If 110% of voters can cast ballots, why can’t 110% of workers lose their jobs?

    • E Quilibrate

      Excellent point.

    • DaveO

      You can’t argue with that.

  • DanG

    If 110% of voters can cast ballots, why can’t 110% of workers lose their jobs?

  • randy008

    This woman is one of the dumbest women in congress. She never had a clue, she’s lucky she didn’t get censured in congress for her connections to certain banks. This is America
    in downfall mode.

    • Axelgreaser

      This evil hag is far from stupid. Or ‘schtupid’, as she would pronounce.

      • SpinMeNot

        It took me a minute … but wow, brilliant. I really gotta get off the pain meds.

        *hat-tip*

    • Axelgreaser

      This evil hag is far from stupid. Or ‘schtupid’, as she would pronounce.

    • E Quilibrate

      I really think it’s a dead heat between her and Andre Carson
      of Indiana.

      • Finrod Felagund

        Don’t forget Keith Ellison.

        • E Quilibrate

          Damn it Fin, I was havin’ a decent evenin’ ’til you mentioned this goombah. Now I gotta think again about how many o’s they is in moron.
          later

  • randy008

    This woman is one of the dumbest women in congress. She never had a clue, she’s lucky she didn’t get censured in congress for her connections to certain banks. This is America
    in downfall mode.

  • Axelgreaser

    MAXINE ‘FLOUNDERPUSS’ WATERS! THIS OLD RACE AND WELFARE HUSTLER is full of more s**t than a Holstein Cow staggering and sloshing towards the milk barn, teats dripping like a riddled garden hose! Making her way along, laboring and wheezing as crazed, darting barnyard cats swarm her effulgent, overflowing udders, scampering between her plodding hooves as they advance the old gal towards that relieving 4:00 p.m. milking.

    Why is America CONSTANTLY accosted by Washington, D.C. ‘race screechers’ and ethics violator’s such as this insulent, bitter, unworthy to serve woman along with a herd of other old, corrupt black, whiney politicians whom if were white and spewing the same old sour silage would be ostracized? Is it precisely for that ONE reason? Because they are black and thereby, ‘untouchable’ sacred cows, such as the afformentioned aging welfare bovine Water’s? Who is actually the one doing the ‘milking.’ Is ‘civility’ and political correctness the reason we’re expected to lay down in the road and put up with the viscious, racist rhetoric Water’s is so infamous for? Obliged to stand still for a Goddam lecture from someone like this old, corrupt baggage elected and re-elected by ‘used and abused’ black voters and other minority’s within her voting precincts? ‘Low Info’ voters whom Democrats the likes of THIS woman have hooked generationally on Government dependency? A blowhard whom has told us all, most pointedly ‘whitie’, to “Go schrtrait ta’ Ha-a-a-il!” All caught on video, btw.

    Waters damns whites with impunity on behalf of the greatest ‘shadow’ race hustler of all times, Barack Hussein Obama whom has emboldened her and her ilk, which is exactly what a devious Community Organizer does. And like her leader whose grammar is an affrontery to even the Democrat infested, controlled and failing educational system, this damn woman can’t even speak proper English. But boy, oh boy is she a hustler. And don’t get me started on the literally sickening emancipation speech we’ve just endured from her equally repuslive, manipulative ‘Sistah’ in service, Shelia Jackson Lee who has just announced her freedom from slavery on the floor of the house.

    These people will sink to depths, lower than where we thought ‘low’ even registered. And that is what you call ‘bullshit’, in keeping with an animal husbandry train of thought. I’ll tell you what I’d like to announce on the floor of the house, as a citizen: Emancipation from Obamanism.

    • E Quilibrate

      I want what he took, but only half as much, I started to stagger
      just reading it. Great post.

  • Axelgreaser

    MAXINE ‘FLOUNDERPUSS’ WATERS! THIS OLD RACE AND WELFARE HUSTLER is full of more s**t than a Holstein Cow staggering and sloshing towards the milk barn, teats dripping like a riddled garden hose! Making her way along, laboring and wheezing as crazed, darting barnyard cats swarm her effulgent, overflowing udders, scampering between her plodding hooves as they advance the old gal towards that relieving 4:00 p.m. milking.

    Why is America CONSTANTLY accosted by Washington, D.C. ‘race screechers’ and ethics violator’s such as this insulent, bitter, unworthy to serve woman along with a herd of other old, corrupt black, whiney politicians whom if were white and spewing the same old sour silage would be ostracized? Is it precisely for that ONE reason? Because they are black and thereby, ‘untouchable’ sacred cows, such as the afformentioned aging welfare bovine Water’s? Who is actually the one doing the ‘milking.’ Is ‘civility’ and political correctness the reason we’re expected to lay down in the road and put up with the viscious, racist rhetoric Water’s is so infamous for? Obliged to stand still for a Goddam lecture from someone like this old, corrupt baggage elected and re-elected by ‘used and abused’ black voters and other minority’s within her voting precincts? ‘Low Info’ voters whom Democrats the likes of THIS woman have hooked generationally on Government dependency? A blowhard whom has told us all, most pointedly ‘whitie’, to “Go schrtrait ta’ Ha-a-a-il!” All caught on video, btw.

    Waters damns whites with impunity on behalf of the greatest ‘shadow’ race hustler of all times, Barack Hussein Obama whom has emboldened her and her ilk, which is exactly what a devious Community Organizer does. And like her leader whose grammar is an affrontery to even the Democrat infested, controlled and failing educational system, this damn woman can’t even speak proper English. But boy, oh boy is she a hustler. And don’t get me started on the literally sickening emancipation speech we’ve just endured from her equally repuslive, manipulative ‘Sistah’ in service, Shelia Jackson Lee who has just announced her freedom from slavery on the floor of the house.

    These people will sink to depths, lower than where we thought ‘low’ even registered. And that is what you call ‘bullshit’, in keeping with an animal husbandry train of thought. I’ll tell you what I’d like to announce on the floor of the house, as a citizen: Emancipation from Obamanism.

  • kateorjane

    She’s so stupid it’s beyond funny.

  • kateorjane

    She’s so stupid it’s beyond funny.

  • TocksNedlog

    You know things are BAD when 20 million unemployed people are about to be out of work!

    • E Quilibrate

      OMG, does that mean they’ll get 2 unemployment checks
      per week?

      • SpinMeNot

        What? Are we going to take 1 back from them?

  • TocksNedlog

    You know things are BAD when 20 million unemployed people are about to be out of work!

  • freeinaz

    Maxine and Donna Brazille need to hook up and get these healthcare costs under control. Between these two we should be paying $10 million a month for premiums under Obamacare. If we could put stupid in a bottle and sell it, between these two we could do away with the deficit. Add Nancy Pelosi to the mix and we would be running the country in the black for the next thousand years.

  • freeinaz

    Maxine and Donna Brazille need to hook up and get these healthcare costs under control. Between these two we should be paying $10 million a month for premiums under Obamacare. If we could put stupid in a bottle and sell it, between these two we could do away with the deficit. Add Nancy Pelosi to the mix and we would be running the country in the black for the next thousand years.

  • Guest

    Once such a brilliant mind……………………NOT.

    • Glitter

      Poor Maxine. I’d invite her over for tea and light refreshments but she monopolizes the bathroom.

      • http://twitter.com/elizabethlipp elizabethlipp

        I wonder if she dribbles her coco?

      • http://twitter.com/elizabethlipp elizabethlipp

        I wonder if she dribbles her coco?

    • Glitter

      Poor Maxine. I’d invite her over for tea and light refreshments but she monopolizes the bathroom.

  • Guest

    Once such a brilliant mind……………………NOT.

  • http://twitter.com/LibertyRanger Liberty Ranger

    What should scare you is that the folks that voted for her… know less than she does.

  • http://twitter.com/LibertyRanger Liberty Ranger

    What should scare you is that the folks that voted for her… know less than she does.

  • daPenguin

    Step away from the podium and let the adults speak maxine

  • daPenguin

    Step away from the podium and let the adults speak maxine

  • goldwater89

    Maxine’s constituents in her Los Angeles district were black and poor when she arrived in Congress. Now they are just as black and even poorer. Meanwhile, Waters has become very wealthy.

    Her entire career has been a pattern of “fail at everything, blame whitey, get worked up into a phony lather, wash, rinse, repeat.”

    • Michelle

      And that’s exactly why she remains in office – her constituents are 46% Hispanic, 23% black and 15% white. The “blame whitey” tactic is extremely popular in her district.

      • SpinMeNot

        Soon to be followed by “Get Whitey” …

  • goldwater89

    Maxine’s constituents in her Los Angeles district were black and poor when she arrived in Congress. Now they are just as black and even poorer. Meanwhile, Waters has become very wealthy.

    Her entire career has been a pattern of “fail at everything, blame whitey, get worked up into a phony lather, wash, rinse, repeat.”

  • disqus_ifi44mMWDd

    Dumbass

  • disqus_ifi44mMWDd

    Dumbass

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Everybody relax! The sequester will hit, but our flag on Mars will still fly proud.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Everybody relax! The sequester will hit, but our flag on Mars will still fly proud.

  • SpinMeNot

    Yesterday, UPS stopped by my house, delivered the 4 new Wetterling splitting wedges I ordered from Lie Nielsen Toolworks. The combined intellectual capacity of those splitting wedges is higher than Ms. Waters IQ.

    We are way past doomed. Those tremors being detected in the vicinity of Philly are being caused Ben Franklin, spinning in his grave.

  • SpinMeNot

    Yesterday, UPS stopped by my house, delivered the 4 new Wetterling splitting wedges I ordered from Lie Nielsen Toolworks. The combined intellectual capacity of those splitting wedges is higher than Ms. Waters IQ.

    We are way past doomed. Those tremors being detected in the vicinity of Philly are being caused Ben Franklin, spinning in his grave.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    “But, but, but…Sarah Palin is teh stoopid!”
    /Cariboob

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    “But, but, but…Sarah Palin is teh stoopid!”
    /Cariboob

  • NRPax

    Maxine, you really should stop huffing floor cleaner. It’s bad for you.

  • NRPax

    Maxine, you really should stop huffing floor cleaner. It’s bad for you.

  • Katt

    We all know Waters is dumber than a box of rocks. The only question that remains about her is, are the people who vote for her dumber than she is?

    • Axelgreaser

      The people who vote for her are mostly ‘desperate.’ That is the endgame to liberal, generational dependency and ‘life-long’ crooks in our government.

    • Axelgreaser

      The people who vote for her are mostly ‘desperate.’ That is the endgame to liberal, generational dependency and ‘life-long’ crooks in our government.

  • Katt

    We all know Waters is dumber than a box of rocks. The only question that remains about her is, are the people who vote for her dumber than she is?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jasper-Jackson/100000126656834 Jasper Jackson

    ah, the wisdom of the congressional folks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jasper-Jackson/100000126656834 Jasper Jackson

    ah, the wisdom of the congressional folks.

  • Jack Deth

    This from a woman who doesn’t know her “Guzzintas”, “Cypuring”, “Take Aways” and can’t count past a thousand.

  • Jack Deth

    This from a woman who doesn’t know her “Guzzintas”, “Cypuring”, “Take Aways” and can’t count past a thousand.

  • Silenttype78

    This woman was elected.
    There are people that actually believe she is competent and more qualified than any other candidate.
    scary.

    • Michelle

      Actually, there’s a different explanation as to why she got elected. She represents a district that is 46% Hispanic, 23% Black and 15% White. In many areas of CA, if a candidate is a “person if color” and/or has a Hispanic last name, that’s all the qualifications those voters care about.

    • SpinMeNot

      Not just elected, but re-elected a very disturbing number of times.

  • Silenttype78

    This woman was elected.
    There are people that actually believe she is competent and more qualified than any other candidate.
    scary.

  • lainer51

    Call me crazy but are these idiots that “represent us” (God forbid) really this stupid or do they just like attention, because everyday they prove to be more moronic than the day before.

  • lainer51

    Call me crazy but are these idiots that “represent us” (God forbid) really this stupid or do they just like attention, because everyday they prove to be more moronic than the day before.

  • E Quilibrate

    Ease up folks, this be the same idiot who does not know the difference between the moon and Mars. Heard it my own self.

  • stellatruman

    and the state run media will not touch that, though if Sarah Palin had said that…..

    • http://enria.org/ Bobj

      No doubt.

  • http://ITSPEOPLE.com/ Tantalus XVI

    surrounded by her crusty friends… is there some sort of sub sub sub sub sub sub sub sub committee of old crusty women in the house?

  • Guest

    Waters, the drooling icon of the CBC (Corrupt Black Caucus)

  • bicentennialguy

    Vile, pathetic, lying demagogue. Maybe her husband could return the TARP money his bank received as to help in these dire financial times.

  • beebop1952

    Thanks to Maxine, Donna Brazile looks like a Rhodes Scholar.

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      NOTHING can make Donna Brazile look like a Rhodes Scholar. ~_^

  • golftilidrop

    Now, now. You have to remember to a liberal/socialist/democrat people on welfare are considered “workers”, or maybe that voters.

  • CatHerder

    Wow, I didn’t even know there were still 170 million jobs left! Color me embarassed!

  • J. Cox

    To be fair…she was adding in the next batch of amnesty americans.

  • Junie3

    #MaxineWatersStats You’ll be out of JOB! Praise the Lord and pass the Sequester! Hallelujah!!!

  • smartaleck

    If SQ happens, the Emperor will have no clothes.

    Hey, this is fun! Almost wish i had a twitter account.

  • http://enria.org/ Bobj

    Does this woman even know 3rd grade math? Seriously, you liberals must be so proud of the “brain trust”.. lol.

  • http://enria.org/ Bobj

    She should have said: “One hundred billion teachers will be laid off every day for all 523 days of the year in all 57 states in the U.S. because of the sequester.” “Also, 3.215 children will be without lunch every 32 lunch periods per minute in all 12 schools in the U.S., and its all the Republican’s fault. And if you disagree, then you are racist.”

  • SophieRo3

    Sadly, she is only one…

    Are You Smarter Than A Politician? Probably.

    http://tinyurl.com/cwbmuhv

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      If so, “YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK! XD LOL (Sarc) Rednecks are WAY smarter than her ilk! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • RightThinking1

    Wait, wait…, it just came back to me, Carl Sagan intoning “..billions and billions…”.

    Here is the perfect YouTube video of Carl reciting the numbers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmafy_v8g8

    Of course, he finally acknowledged that he was a heavy dope user.

  • SophieRo3

    #StopTheSequesteria!

  • Frank Smiles

    Voted one of the most corrupt members of Congress. Now we know she is also one of the most ignorant.

  • SJ’s Dad

    Borowitz meets Waters:
    Eleventy bazillion, something something something, a Google!

  • dcnj

    sigh….they aren’t interested in the truth…only their own interests…

    what is even scarier are the people that believe this woman..she has no business holding any kind of leadership role…

  • http://twitter.com/InformedNow InformNow

    As Forrest Gump says, “Stupid is as”… well, as Stupid is! Waters is not stupid and she is not an idiot. She is, however, ‘Stupidiot’! And she has voting power on Bills? No wonder America is as screwed up as it is.

  • Garth Haycock

    I would love to hear Maxine Waters, Donna Brazile and Stephanie Cutter in a roundtable discussion about anything. The idiocy of those three would be very entertaining.

  • Jay Stevens

    Lies, damned lies, and Maxine Waters’ statistics.

  • blueniner

    Ahhaaaaaahahhh another dunce on the left, ahhhhhaaaa……..

  • John_Frank

    In response to Maxine Waters nonsensical prediction, Governor Sarah Palin sent out the following tweet:

    “More asinine Winning the Future(WTF) bs tactics from DC: Dem says sequester may cost 170 million jobs.Hey skookums media, check on that, eh?”
    http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/statuses/307344629190258688

  • royroyo

    delete

  • orringtonmom (D)

    1 million national parks will run out of toilet paper…

  • BeeKaaay

    The only ones losing their jobs in a sequester are cronies.

    THAT is what scares the politicians most.

  • $23629333

    Wouldn’t you love to read the essays this woman wrote while in school?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Perhaps she meant 170,000…As in every single overpaid Beaurocrat in WashedUpTown?…. Especially DemoCrood voters? Just curious.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • $35072932

    Comrade Waters Declares 170 Million Jobs Due to Cuts
    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/comrade-waters-declares-170-million-jobs-due-to-cuts-t10786.html

    When the press pointed out that the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimated that there are only 134 million workers in the United States, she immediately declared that is why she is for immigration reform.

    “We need a comprehensive immigration reform model so that our undocumented citizens south of the border can come in as guest voters,” Waters said.

  • David maley

    I wish we had a 170 million jobs to lose

  • Scott Anderson

    Idiocracy was a documentary.