MSNBC host Chris Hayes doesn’t care much for heroes, but he needs one now. Some rapscallion — a heckler, perhaps? — has absconded with his bicycle!

Awww … it was in a “Lean Forward” ad? That means it’s got sentimental value.

Pffft. Don’t bother with the cops, Chris. If you’re trying to track down a missing bike, Geraldo’s your man.

  • thepoliticalchef

    Reblogged this on Thepoliticalchef's Blog and commented:
    Whew…as the song says “We need a Hero” Chris Hayes had his bike stolen? First let’s think like a leftist…My guess is that this alleged thief had a hard childhood, and was just acting out his disadvantaged upbringing. I think that Mr. Chris Hayes (evidently rich, since he works on TV) should cut this alleged thief some slack. Perhaps Mr. Hayes is being a bit shall we say conservative, to think that he actually “owns” his bike? Obviously someone converted that bike for him because don’t we all owe each other care and compassion? Doesn’t that care and compassion play itself out in the conversion of Mr. Hayes’ bike to that of the alleged thief? After all the alleged thief MUST have needed that bike more than Mr. Hayes because he converted it…remember we’re all Socialist now!

  • ChampionCapua

    Are you sure they didn’t think they were stealing Maddow’s bike?

    • TocksNedlog

      Seriously, has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time?

    • TugboatPhil

      No, Maddow’s bike has a straight top tube. Hayes has the angled tube.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    It wasn’t stolen, Chris, it was redistributed.

    • Garth Haycock




  • Sterling Hallbrook

    It was Chris Matthews. He wants to be able to sniff the seat whenever he gets the chance

  • Marcy Cook

    Bike: Confiscated :)

  • Joe W.

    Shucks….Did they take the training wheels with it, Chrissy?? Maybe Santa can bring you a shiny new red one for Christmas. With a keen little horn and tassels on the handle bar grips…..

  • NeoKong

    $100 says the thief voted for Obama.

    • GW


  • TocksNedlog

    You didn’t pedal that!

  • TocksNedlog

    STOLEN: One girl’s bike; answers to the name “Bomama”.

  • TocksNedlog

    Better hope it doesn’t get used to run over a schoolchild!
    The Feds might come along and restrict you to two gears.

  • wwbdinct

    Maybe it was a veteran that’s still pissed off at him for what he said about the military on Memorial Day last year.

  • BlueStateRepub

    Eh, this apparatchik doesn’t bother me as much as most of the MSDNC commies. At least he doesn’t engage in personal attacks. The only thing that bugs me about Hayes is that he thinks that talkingrealfast = being intellectual.

  • $23639361

    maybe his big brother, rachel madcow, will get him a new one for his day-O-birf

  • fivebyfive

    Your bike being stolen is GOOD for the economy(now you’ll need a new bike) the thief was only thinking of the country

    • TugboatPhil

      As Nancy Pelosi would say, “A stolen $100 bike returns $187 to the economy.”

  • Maxx

    Well, if we are to believe all thefts come from rich conservatives, somewhere, George Bush is tooling around in a Big Wheel.

  • TugboatPhil

    Was it a 15 speed? No one needs a bicycle with that many gears. Did it have high capacity brakes?

  • TugboatPhil

    Who stole it? At this point, what difference does it make?

  • Stupid Republic

    Sheesh. It’s not like a thief can get very far on a Big Wheel.

  • dmacleo

    didn’t he report one stolen 2 yrs ago or so?
    thought it was him.

  • Ben Bollman

    I hope a veteran stole it