Geraldo Rivera’s Big Adventure: Newsman vows to hunt down stolen bicycle

Wasn’t this the script for “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure”? It doesn’t matter. Has anyone checked Al Capone’s vault?

  • JimmyNeutron

    He needs to be careful and not be a hero. What would his koi do without him?

    • waltzingmtilda

      My immediate first thought…your koi need you, Geraldo!

  • keeparkansaslegal

    Maybe #GeraldosBike is in Al Capone’s vault! Wasn’t there a recent movie about a bike messager? Anyway wouldn’t like that to happen to me.

  • Sandy Randolph

    Geraldo is a joke.

  • Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Large Marge sent him.

  • Rulz

    If the perp was a woman or racial minority or pro-immigration, does he/she get a free pass?

  • HARP2

    Maybe it committed suicide.

  • Rob Stevely

    His time would be better spent looking for his dignity.

    • TocksNedlog

      Not really. There’s a chance that he’ll actually FIND his bike.

  • Seewetoldu

    Geraldo has lost it. I dont know when exactly, but his gears quit meshing a long time ago.

  • Just Another Guy

    My first thought was that perhaps it will be in Capone’s safe…

  • Guest

    I bet if the person who stole the bike knew where Whoraldo’s ass has been, they would bring it BACK!

  • justlittlolme

    Anyone want to bet if the crook knew he was putting his backside on the same seat Whoraldo’s has been on, he would bring it back!

  • kayakingfatso

    Holy run-on sentence, batman! Geraldo is a tool.

  • Steve_J

    I want to see the police and hospital report from 1967 before I believe anything Rivera says.

  • TocksNedlog

    THIS JUST IN: Geraldo’s moustache has been spotted atop the Empire State building, threatening to jump!
    Police discovered a hastily scribbled suicide note in which the ‘stache says that it can no longer stand the stench of what gets spewed out just below it on a daily basis.
    Also, it’s tired of always having to give rides to fat chicks.

  • disqus_6dLo74rmrr

    Bicycle bicycle bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle…


    You need Spiderman , lol !

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