Admit it: you knew it was coming.

As Twitchy reported last week, General David Petraeus — and General John Allen — evidently aided Jill Kelley’s “unstable” twin sister in an ugly custody battle. And now, because the Petraeus/Broadwell/Kelley soap opera wasn’t sordid enough, media vulture Gloria Allred has swooped in.

Natalie Khawam, sister of Florida socialite Jill Kelley, who sparked an FBI investigation into the affair, has hired famed activist-lawyer Gloria Allred, according to the pair’s brother, David.

It wasn’t immediately clear why Khawam would need a lawyer, but Allen and Petraeus both wrote letters on her behalf during her custody battle with ex-husband Grayson Wolfe – a battle Khawam eventually lost. The judge in the case said Khawam had “severe psychological deficits.”

Twitterers are bracing themselves:

G-L-O-R-I-ugh.

  • http://twitter.com/FlyoverRed CarolK

    OMG! I’m so shocked. (tee hee) And of course this never ever would have happened before the election!

  • http://twitter.com/FlyoverRed CarolK

    OMG! I’m so shocked. (tee hee) And of course this never ever would have happened before the election!

  • disqus_Uwifk500mc

    Sorry, couldn’t read this one. All of those ambulance sirens going off made it too difficult.

  • disqus_Uwifk500mc

    Sorry, couldn’t read this one. All of those ambulance sirens going off made it too difficult.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000060158724 -Hannibal Lector-

    And the side show takes over

  • TocksNedlog

    Gloria Allred is not a defense attorney. So, who is she gonna sue?

    • Vickie DHaene

      Government for Allowing Free Speech. People shouldn’t be able to say what they want, don’t you know.

  • TocksNedlog

    Gloria Allred is not a defense attorney. So, who is she gonna sue?

  • https://twitter.com/JammieWF JWF

    Never saw that coming. Oh wait, I did https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/268473506709270528

    • $18912735

      Nice one!

    • $18912735

      Nice one!

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      i remember when you said that! LOL

  • ZoriahShepard

    One of them was bound to do it.

  • JimmyNeutron

    I would love to see John Edwards and Riele Hunter involved in this somehow. Perhaps a reality show on VH1 or something where Edwards and Hunter counsel the twins and such.

  • Jack Deth

    Who else didn’t see this coming?

    This silly ass soap opera needs at least one paranoid, gossip mongering, schizophrenic media whore mouthpiece slithering out from under the woodwork.

    Word to ‘just a blogger’s. Follow where the money for Jill retaining Ms. Allred comes from. My guess would be a discreet Democrat bundler attached to the Obama campaign. CAIR, or laundered Soros’ dollars.

  • Ariadnea

    This even makes my suspicion stronger that the entrapping of the Generals and who knows who else are orchestrated by the Chicago thugs and the DNC.

  • Azriel

    If you put on a big enough show no one will pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/halley.kempt Halley Kempt

    Why the heck do I need to know this?

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    This is why there are so many Lawyer jokes. She must troll court records of famous peoples families, every time, here she comes popping up.