Now the #petraeus scandal has a crazy twin sister angle. Please, please let a Tampa stripper with a heart of gold to be the next discovery.
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Angela Dallman (@angeladallman) November 13, 2012Heh.
No, really. An “unstable” twin sister has entered the already salacious Petraeus scandal mix.
For those watching Petraeus soap opera, remember there's a twin sister out there. Like that won't lead to a bizarre twist.—
Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) November 13, 2012
No f'n way. @NewYorkPost: nyp.st/ZBiA08 Petraeus helps whistleblower Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight EXCLUSIVE!—
Gideon Jones (@GideonTJones) November 13, 2012
Yes, way.
But wait, there's more! RT @NewYorkPost Petraeus helps Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in custody fight nyp.st/ZBiA08—
Shirley Brady (@shirleybrady) November 13, 2012
Petraeus wrote a letter to support Jill Kelley's unstable twin in custody fight. She lost (judge thought she was crazy) nyp.st/Rzt50N—
Michael B. Kelley (@MichaelBKelley) November 13, 2012
More from the New York Post:
Gen. David Petraeus sure loved helping his lady friends.
While he was director of the CIA, Petraeus wrote a letter supporting the child-custody fight of the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of his close friend Jill Kelley — whose bombshell claims of being threatened by his lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, sources told The Post.
The four-star general’s letter to the court — written in the past two months — supported a motion to overturn a ruling made nearly a year earlier by a judge who resoundingly denied custody to Kelley’s sister, Natalie Khawam, because of serious reservations about her honesty and mental stability, court records show.
Oh, my! Over/under on a nasty case of amnesia coming next? Perhaps we will find out that the twin is actually Kelley’s mother, transformed into her twin by a nefarious villain, who trapped her for years in his hidden lair?
Twitter users digest this latest angle as only they can. Hilarity, of course, ensues.
@PruPaine @DanRiehl An now we find out Petraeus was helping her "unstable" twin sister in a custody dispute. Busy guy.—
JammieWearingFool (@JammieWF) November 13, 2012
“@AliEWentworth: This is how I'm trying to understand the Petraeus Sex scandal! yfrog.com/oblo4hrj” where is Jill's unstable twin?—
amy j rosenberg (@amyjrosenberg) November 13, 2012
Oy: is.gd/fP8neV—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 13, 2012
No soap opera would be complete w/ evil twin RT @NewYorkPost Petraeus helps J Kelley's 'unstable' twin in custody fight nyp.st/ZBiA08—
Lianna Brinded (@LiannaBrinded) November 13, 2012
When I read that one of the people in the Petraeus whatever-it-is has an *identical twin*, I realized I'm a bit player in a screwball comedy—
Brian Marick (@marick) November 13, 2012
Can't believe this thing has an evil twin sister now. We're hours away from learning Petraeus is Gen. Allen's real father.—
Dan Amira (@DanAmira) November 13, 2012
!!! RT @PoliticoKevin: OF COURSE one of the women in the Petraeus scandal has a "psychologically unstable" twin sister: bit.ly/Rzt50O—
David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) November 13, 2012
And now the Petraeus scandal has a twin sister angle . . . at what point did national security become an episode of Melrose Place?—
Shawn Pasternak (@ShawnCP92) November 13, 2012
Next on Soap! RT @NewYorkPost: nyp.st/ZBiA08 Petraeus helps whistleblower Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight !—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) November 13, 2012
Jill Kelley, the other other woman, has an identical twin sister. The Petraeus scandal is reaching self-parody,—
Andrew (@andrewadastra) November 13, 2012
Indeed. Twitchy will, of course, update with further developments. Like a long-lost father, who was kidnapped years ago by a fierce tribe of Amazon women. Or something.
Update: Double oh, dear.
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Gen. John Allen also wrote letter for Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight
nyp.st/ZCk4HE—
New York Post (@NewYorkPost) November 13, 2012
Next week on Days of our Lives MT @NewYorkPost Gen Allen wrote letter for Kelley's 'unstable' twin in custody fight
nyp.st/ZCk4HE—
Amy Spitalnick (@amyspitalnick) November 13, 2012
Stop it. RT @NewYorkPost Gen. John Allen also wrote letter for Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight nyp.st/ZCk4HE—
Brinda 47% Estrella (@BrindaStar) November 13, 2012
RT @Garrett_R_Hall: All this needs now is Gloria Allred. RT @michellemalkin @SkiGarmisch It gets worse: Oy squared==> is.gd/uIjFiV—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 13, 2012
