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FDA is poised to act out of concern that Americans are too stupid to understand that almond milk doesn't come from cows

Non-dairy milk alternatives have gotten pretty popular. Soy milk and rice milk have been around for a while, of course. Almond milk, too. But now you’ve got cashew milk and oat milk and coconut milk and others we’re probably forgetting.

It’s an embarrassment of riches, really. The lactose-intolerant and dairy-allergic and dairy-averse have plenty of choices when it comes to deciding how to bathe their cereal or what to dunk their cookies into.

But apparently they’re not actually fully equipped to make those choices, at least not according to the U.S. FDA. And so, action must be taken swiftly and decisively to ensure that consumers are as informed as possible about the fact that non-dairy milk alternatives are not, in fact, the same as dairy milk:

The FDA’s just trying to avert disaster: if they don’t make it explicit that almond milk does not come from cows, we’re looking at a potential public health and nutrition crisis.

We can only hope so.

Oh, the humanity.

No, but seriously. That’s literally where the FDA is at right now. Taking a long, hard look at this because there’s apparently nothing more important for them to be doing.

Evidently pretty much everything is higher on the priority list than infant formula (or, rather, higher on the priority list than making infant formula widely accessible).

Right?

Anyway, if it’s all right, little old us would like to make a humble request.

However many tax dollars it was, it was about ten times too many.

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