Michelle Wolf may not know how babies are made.
True story.
She says abortion is ‘keeping a baby from happening.’
And no, that would be using birth control or not having sex in the first place because you know, science. But we digress.
“Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby,’” Michelle Wolf said. “It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening.” https://t.co/9k3WHPq4k9
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) July 9, 2018
From The Daily Beast:
This is why it’s so important to have women hosts in late-night television.
In a segment that could never have been delivered by her male counterparts, Michelle Wolf responded to the news of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement on this week’s episode of The Break by clearing up some common misconceptions about abortion in America.
“Although it’s great for his wrinkly head,” Wolf said of Kennedy, “it could be catastrophic for reproductive rights.” Echoing her fellow female late-night host Samantha Bee, she added, “It’s so ironic that Trump could be the guy who ends legal abortion. That dude has been responsible for more abortions than the invention of back alleys.”
“Look, access to abortion is good and important,” she continued. “Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening.’
The stupid, it literally burns.
Yeah… by killing it.
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) July 9, 2018
What he said.
how dare you point that out.
— Miami Conservative (@MiamiConserv) July 9, 2018
Yeah, evil white man.
Wait, we don’t know what color Jim Treacher is … heck, he could be a chick for all we know.
Heh.
The party of science ladies and gentlemen.
— Howard Roark Laughed (@Major_Skidmark) July 9, 2018
No, that would be abstinence
— Tall Man Short Hair (@TallManShort) July 9, 2018
Or, you know, using birth control.
Crazy talk, right?
Who exactly are the science deniers? #MichelleWolf
— PattiO (@soylentbeige) July 9, 2018
When exactly does a baby "happen"? That's always been the question, and you can't just wish the question away.
— Corey Walls (@Cwallsaggie) July 9, 2018
It’s the magic dust in the vaginal canal or something? OR when a leprechaun sprinkles four-leave clovers on the pregnant woman? No?
Hrm.
Then we got nothin’.
Sooooooo, it's a baby, but you're ok with "stopping it".
Gotcha.— Eddie5150 (@eddieVH_2018) July 9, 2018
Hey, at least she admits it.
Stopping a baby from happening, is being something short of a skank. I'm pretty sure this one needs an off ramp sign on her left thigh.
— Red Dirt Ready (@SwTkthe1) July 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/MMsharbono/status/1016357331054014464
But Trump!
Wait, ok, that doesn’t work here.
Carry on.
i didnt rob the bak…i just prevented money from gaining interest for someone else.
— joes grinding teeth (@joegridingteeth) July 9, 2018
Boomity.
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