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SLAY! Ted Cruz tweet-dunks on @Deadspin, remains UNDEFEATED both on and OFF the court

Watching Ted Cruz own Deadspin will NEVER get old.

It all started innocently enough …

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Simple, right? Senator Cruz rockin’ a suit and Nikes, and then POW:

YAAAAS! SLAY!

Oh Deadspin, watching you get kicked over and over again because you picked a fight with one of our favorite senators has become one of our favorite things.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/892499684228509696

They could probably see China from their house.

That face and so many more – EL OH EL.

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/892499700913516544

Who’s YOUR daddy? Ted Cruz, that’s who!

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Ugh, good question.

https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/892503291271172096

Hey, why not? Clearly he plays.

Mic. Freakin’. Drop.


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