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UMMM NO: Cosmo grosses Twitter out with 16 nonsexual things that are '100x hotter than sex'

Nope.

No no no.

Leave it to Cosmo to find a way to gross all of Twitter (maybe the world) out with one story … 100x hotter than sex. REALLY?!

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Oh FFS people.

How absolutely testicleless have some Americans become that listening to an ‘intersectional feminist’ with a bad haircut is not only hotter than sex, but 100 TIMES HOTTER THAN SEX?!

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/888916182811541504

Literally the opposite.

https://twitter.com/AlexisinNH/status/888917515484749824

Yup. That’s the exact face we made when we read that.

https://twitter.com/SnarkActual/status/888919643276152832

We concur.

Shhhh … don’t ask.

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Ever ever EVER.

https://twitter.com/Muelann/status/889093483792879616

This person needs SOMETHING. What that is exactly though, we’re not sure.

HA! Hey, you never know … this is the Left we’re talking about here.

‘Nuff said.

Thanks for the nightmares, Cosmo.


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