Wonder if Hallmark has reached out to Ben Shapiro yet about creating a line of Father’s Day cards just like this:

There.

Now everybody is happy. Or do they want everybody to be unhappy?

This cisnormative micro-aggressing stuff is super confusing.

*snort*

Whoa, we should totally put these slogans on some t-shirts.

Geez, now this is just getting silly.

Oh wait, this has been silly from the get go.

Our bad.

Happy Father’s Day! (we don’t care who we trigger)


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