'I'm pretty low maintenance.' (riiiight) Tomi Lahren gives exclusive post-Blaze interview to ... Playboy

Sam J. | 3:39 PM on May 02, 2017

Playboy. Because that totally makes sense, right Tomi?

Always wanted to be in Playboy ? https://t.co/uf02Z89xhZ

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) May 2, 2017

What is she thinking?

Tomi Lahren gives exclusive post-Blaze interview to Playboy https://t.co/8ofvfljbMv

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 2, 2017

From Playboy:

We met Lahren in her home in the suburbs of Irving, Texas. She sat in her living room, surrounded by a bouquet of red, white and blue flowers from various media outlets trying to court her; a nearby laptop was emblazoned with a “Capitalism” sticker. A MAGA hat, signed by Trump, perched in a corner, right across from a kitchen that had a giant wooden flag with the Pledge of Allegiance painted on it. It’s no surprise that Lahren is the granddaughter of a World War II paratrooper and the niece of Purple Heart recipient who fought in Vietnam.

*sigh* Because none of this is stereotypical or a caricature of Conservatives, especially Conservative women.

Tomi Lahren to Playboy: "One thing my parents never raised me to be was a diva. I’m pretty low maintenance” https://t.co/8ofvfljbMv pic.twitter.com/HAgVstRTPO

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 2, 2017

Sure, all low maintenance people have butt warmers.

Heck, the editor writing this is sitting on a butt warmer RIGHT NOW … ok so not exactly, it’s more of a fluffy, pretty pillow from IKEA but it’s damn cute, thank you very much.