Don’t these former Disney and Nickelodeon stars ever go to bed? After Miley Cyrus denied getting a vulgar tattoo on her backside tonight on Twitter, Hollywood basket case Amanda Bynes felt compelled to get in on the trending action. She smack-talked (or would that be twack-talked?) Cyrus’s looks and got more attention for herself.

Still waiting for that intervention.

Oh. Dear.

Yesterday, all their troubles seemed so far away…


  • Jeremy

    They are both screwed up it’s just Amanda Bynes is worse at the moment but,Miley Cyrus is getting closer. this song fits them both right now.

  • LinTaylor

    My only response at this point:

  • ClinkinKY

    Did they both date the same Hollywood “catch of the day” at some point, or what? Never mind, I really don’t give a —-. Embarrassed I even read this article:)

  • Jill

    There must be a malfunction in the quality control lab at the production facility that pumps out these ‘stars’.

  • M F Scotto

    My money is on Amanda in the long run. She seems quite bitter at the moment, yet still infinitely more intelligent than Miley. FWIW she’s naturally more attractive as well.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Bynes calling Cyrus ugly is like calling herself ugly bcuz I’ve often seen pix of Amanda and thought it was Miley on a bad day. I think they could pass for sisters–and not just bcuz of their resemblance.

  • Joe W.


  • JR48

    They both look like train wrecks. Next…

  • Clete Torres

    My kids are long grown now, so I have never really seen anything on Disney.

    Who is Amanda Bynes, why was she popular, and why should I care? Miley I know from her achy-breaky dad, but that’s about it.

    Context, please?

    • Emily B

      She used to be on a couple of Nickelodeon shows in the 90s and a few movies. She was actually pretty funny for a kid! Clearly she didn’t handle her fame well….

      • Clete Torres

        Thanks Emily.

  • bossmanham

    Why does everyone act like a 12 year old now?

    • ObamaFail

      Because the current President stomps his foot and whines when he doesn’t get his way like a 12 year old, and that behavior is rubbing off on all of his supporters.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Do young, attention-starved tramps go to Hollywood, or does Hollywood turn them into young , attention-starved tramps?

    • Markward

      to channel Ambassador Kosh: Yes

    • LegalizeShemp

      A classic chicken-egg Hobson’s choice

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Too bad. I loved Amanda Bynes growing up. She’s so funny. Didn’t much care for Miley Cyrus; they’re both in self-destruct mode, though.

  • Markward

    Is it some condition of employment by Disney and Nickelodan to be hit with the stupid stick?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Who says you have to be sane to be a Hollywood Pinocchio? That’s not a requirement, you just have to parrot the liberal agenda, and you’re in like Flynt.

  • Dennis McMaster

    When train wrecks collide.