I did NOT get a tattoo of wings on my ass hahaha.—
Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 12, 2013
Twerking on stage with Juicy J? Classy!
Tattoo of angel wings on her backside? Never!
A hard-partying, Disney-gone-bad celeb has got to have some limits, aiiiigght? Miley Cyrus took to Twitter tonight to set the record straight. Apparently, there’s been a rumor going around that she, um, well …
Miley Cyrus got wings on her upper but cheeks, what goes on?—
JP (@JayPJP) June 12, 2013
Miley Cyrus has wings tatted on her buttocks 😳—
Oreo Cookie (@SimplyLola__) June 12, 2013
We’re not going to embed the photos for you. If you really, really need to see ‘em, just search Twitter.
Just so we’re clear:
Well, not yet, anyway.
We’re sure there’s a Zuzu’s petals joke to be worked in here somehow, but we’re too creeped out to try.