Zing! Why should the no “puffy parts” and no cleavage rule be for the Grammys only? Twitter users got a kick out of that tweet by Fox News’ Dana Perino.

https://twitter.com/nataliecaldy/status/301402348788539392

Oh, please. Not that kind; make it not happen!

Heh.

And, in a nutshell.

Never change, Dana Perino.

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  • CatHerder

    We know there’ll be at least one boob on display.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      And at least 450-500 watching him from the floor.

      • mickeyco

        Very nice, Phil.

      • $35072932

        And no one wants to see either of them.

    • Shears

      Post of the day.

    • ⚔Christophuh⚔

      good one.

    • $36544368

      …and maybe not chest cleavage, but certainly a lot of butt cracks showing (goes along with the a-holes…lol).

  • sigh

    Pelosi would have to botox her sideboob

    • 1SkepticalChick

      My vote for post of the day!

  • DanStlMo

    They would all need to wear hats, to cover all these Boobs.

    • Chuck Harding

      No no no! They would need BURKAs to completely cover all the Boobs!!

  • TocksNedlog

    Lieawatha will be wearing her native headdress . . . a black cap with a red star in the center.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208422359 Bonita Ledzius

    Dana Perino is one smart and savvy woman, and she is a riot on the Five. I love the way she shuts Bob Beckel up with the facts, yet does it in a way that could only endear others to her…straight from the Southern Belle insult training…say it with a smile even when it is an insult.

    • BlueStateRepub

      You can tell that Dana has spent her life in public relations. She always carefully considers every word since she’s used to speaking on behalf of others. When she does just get to be herself and cut loose, she’s a riot!

    • rippersnort

      She learned how to smile and call him an A##hole at the same time.

    • rippersnort

      She learned how to smile and call him an A##hole at the same time.

    • Scott Carroll

      Easily the hottest Press Secretary of all time. Course that bar is not particularly high.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    @DanaPerino What they’re trying to tell you is Bill Clinton is gonna be there. Secret Service is preparing for unwanted fondling, hence the Code Black: Cover Them Tits Up.

    I, for one, would love to see your cleavage.

    Cuz you’re smoking hot and whatnot.

    Also, I think it’s funny that if you all stood up on “The Five”, Gut’s height would just about reach your cleavage.

    Bill should do an investigative report for “Red Eye”.

  • Steve_J

    There’s not enough material to cover all the boobs that will be in attendance for the SOTU tonight.

  • David Harrison

    I want my Jasper Perino calendar!

    • BlueStateRepub

      ‘zat you, Gutfeld? :)

  • http://twitter.com/SNAKEPOLE SNAKEPOLE

    MOUCH OB HAS LITTLE TIT NOT TO BE OUT BOOBED

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Let me get this straight…Illegal Aliens will be present on Capitol Hill for the SOTU with elected officials that have vowed to uphold and defend the US Constitution and the law, but if one of the illegals sports “boobage”, that will get them arrested?

  • $23639361

    I just hope they ban hats… WhoTF is that idiotic female dim boob from FLA that wears the butt ugly “cowboy” hats?!?!? she’s just Effin scary lookin’

  • $23639361

    I just hope they ban hats… WhoTF is that idiotic female dim boob from FLA that wears the butt ugly “cowboy” hats?!?!? she’s just Effin scary lookin’

  • justice

    President BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA,BARACK OBAMA,BARRY DAVIS,BARRY SOETORO BORN IN MOMBASA KENYA HOSPITAL ON OR ABOUT AUGUST 8,1961 FATHER NAME IS FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS COMMUNIST PARTY SAME AS OBAMA IMPOSTER IN AMERICA.FABIAN SOCIETY STATED POLITICIANS ARE STUPID IN AMERICA,18 USCA 2385
    ADVOCATING TO OVERTHOW THE NATIVE LAND FROM OTHERE COUNTRIES COMMUNIST PARTY,CEASE AND DECEASE ORDERIS WARRENTTED.BECAUSE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY ABUSE OF JUSTICE.THAT’S NOT EVEN A CITIZEN’S OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

  • justice

    President BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA,BARACK OBAMA,BARRY DAVIS,BARRY SOETORO BORN IN MOMBASA KENYA HOSPITAL ON OR ABOUT AUGUST 8,1961 FATHER NAME IS FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS COMMUNIST PARTY SAME AS OBAMA IMPOSTER IN AMERICA.FABIAN SOCIETY STATED POLITICIANS ARE STUPID IN AMERICA,18 USCA 2385
    ADVOCATING TO OVERTHOW THE NATIVE LAND FROM OTHERE COUNTRIES COMMUNIST PARTY,CEASE AND DECEASE ORDERIS WARRENTTED.BECAUSE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY ABUSE OF JUSTICE.THAT’S NOT EVEN A CITIZEN’S OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

  • Doug Bruce

    This just in.. Obama asks that out of deep respect for the Muslim Brotherhood, all women attaending the SOTU will please wear the Burqa… More to follow …

  • Doug Bruce

    This just in.. Obama asks that out of deep respect for the Muslim Brotherhood, all women attaending the SOTU will please wear the Burqa… More to follow …

  • http://twitter.com/Bill_Reeves_II Bill Reeves

    Remember… Joe Biden is, as always, the sideboob.

  • Bob Smooper

    This woman has zero sexuality.

    • http://www.4chan.org/pol La’Milton

      you better stick with carney then.

    • Roto

      Who said anything about Rachel Maddow? :-)

    • Roto

      Who said anything about Rachel Maddow? :-)

    • Jim Denney

      ALL Americans have sexuality … thanks to you & your fellow Obamoronic voters, we’re all getting screwed.

    • Jim Denney

      ALL Americans have sexuality … thanks to you & your fellow Obamoronic voters, we’re all getting screwed.

  • rickg62

    Over the past year she reminds me of the shy girl net door who the other four members of the panel have slowly corrupted. Her zingers at Greg have gotten better and better. She’s also every bit as attractive as Kimberly and Andrea.

  • jacksonjay

    Shelia Jackson Lee, Diane NotSoFinestein, Barbara Mikulski, Whose the Girl with the Cowgirl Hats? Frederica Somepin! I’m gonna stop before I get sick!

  • jacksonjay

    Shelia Jackson Lee, Diane NotSoFinestein, Barbara Mikulski, Whose the Girl with the Cowgirl Hats? Frederica Somepin! I’m gonna stop before I get sick!

  • http://www.facebook.com/frederic.webster1 Frederic Webster

    With as many Demos that are still living in the past its a wonder they all don’t have open shirts to their navel with big gold chains swinging. How’s that for cleavage scaaarry huh

  • http://www.facebook.com/frederic.webster1 Frederic Webster

    With as many Demos that are still living in the past its a wonder they all don’t have open shirts to their navel with big gold chains swinging. How’s that for cleavage scaaarry huh

  • Roto

    “Barbara Mikulski naked on a cold day!!! Barbara Mikulski naked on a cold day!!!”

  • Roto

    “Barbara Mikulski naked on a cold day!!! Barbara Mikulski naked on a cold day!!!”

  • radjahshelduck

    I remember President Obama’s first SOTU when the First Lady strolled into the galleries with bare arms. All I could think of was that here it was February, too cold in DC for that, so the only way she would be comfortable was if the heat was set higher than it would be if only Washington was spending our money responsibly.

  • radjahshelduck

    I remember President Obama’s first SOTU when the First Lady strolled into the galleries with bare arms. All I could think of was that here it was February, too cold in DC for that, so the only way she would be comfortable was if the heat was set higher than it would be if only Washington was spending our money responsibly.

  • http://www.rudylogos.com Rudy Tidwell

    Dana, you are the greatest! I have followed your career since you were first in George Bush’s administration and you have exceled at everything you have done, and will do! I love you on The Five, perhaps my most favorite program on FOX! Thank yoiu for the wisdom and good sense you bring to that discussion. Don’t let Bob Beckel get the advantage on topic of discussion! The man is a blowhard! And if you wish, tell Bob I said so!

  • $27789750

    It’s been turned into a circus. Typical Obamas.

  • Judy

    I change the channel when I am watching the news and the women are dressed immodestly or inappropriately for the news or even a Talk show. Also, changed the channel for the Grammy’s whenever there were women who don’t seem to have discernment in this area, including the Super Bowl.

  • Judy

    I change the channel when I am watching the news and the women are dressed immodestly or inappropriately for the news or even a Talk show. Also, changed the channel for the Grammy’s whenever there were women who don’t seem to have discernment in this area, including the Super Bowl.

  • ember

    Just the thought…Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, Claire McCasill, Elizabeth Warren, Chris Christie, Harry Reid, Al Franken…just to name a few.

  • ember

    Just the thought…Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, Claire McCasill, Elizabeth Warren, Chris Christie, Harry Reid, Al Franken…just to name a few.

  • Stephen Hague

    Could it be that the handlers don’t want anyone to outshine the Big Boob behind the Podium?

  • Stephen Hague

    Could it be that the handlers don’t want anyone to outshine the Big Boob behind the Podium?

  • Lady_Con

    Susan Rice didn’t get the ‘no cleavage’ memo

    • $23629333

      Thanks for the mental image. I’ll be passing on lunch.

  • $23629333

    While we’re on the subject of “boobs,” I must point out the fact that – whenever I visit Twitchy – a VERY well endowed young lady appears on my screen, advertising t-shirts. I’m not knocking her knockers, I’m just curious as to whether she appears on everyone’s screen, or have I somehow been selected for this particular ad? If so, I should point out the fact that – so far – she has not convinced me to buy a t-shirt from her employer.

  • orrineldredii

    Have you seen some of the women that are Democrats, only a boob would look at them.