Have you heard about the Grammy's dress code rules for Sunday's show? Who do you think will be breaking them? #Grammys
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Center Stage AV (@CenterStageAV) February 08, 2013"You Won't Be Seeing Any Ass Cleavage Or "Puffy" Labia At The Grammys On Sunday" uhhh—
King Friday XIII (@tuttipooh) February 07, 2013
Must read: the CBS @TheGRAMMYs wardrobe policy. Did they actually use the phrase "buttocks crack"? ow.ly/hwAJe—
Taste of Country (@tasteofcountry) February 08, 2013
The Grammy Awards show will air this Sunday on CBS. But this year, there are a lot of body parts that won’t be aired out on the red carpet or on stage, if CBS wardrobe czars have any say in the matter. The network issued an Onion-worthy memo banning naughty bits, cracks, and “puffy” parts:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
wait whaaaa no puffy labia?? need new dress asap dlisted.com/2013/02/06/you…—
christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 07, 2013
Is it too litte, too late?
That CBS Grammy dress code memo is about twenty years too late.—
Suzanne Ushie (@suzanneushie) February 08, 2013
Ploy or no?
Got to be honest, good on CBS for their Grammy dress code. Make it less about skin and more about music #Grammys—
Robb James (@twobrobb) February 08, 2013
https://twitter.com/BBrkdwn/status/299524753868349441
https://twitter.com/CravenCassandra/status/299904507305943040
https://twitter.com/TerriblyTexas/status/299907268672114689
Former Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger advises: “Keep it sassy, but classy!”
.@NicoleScherzy weighs in on the #GrammyAwards #dresscode: "Keep it sassy, but classy!" yhoo.it/12yvPTe—
Yahoo! omg! (@YahooOmg) February 08, 2013
Touché:
CBS has tons of dress code restrictions for the Grammy attendees. Same network that airs the Victoria's Secret fashion show every year.—
Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) February 07, 2013
Well, it turns out the same memo was issued by CBS last year. And duly ignored:
You know that leaked Grammy Awards Dress Code memo? Turns out, CBS sent the same memo last year wapo.st/126vO4m—
Wash. Post TV Team (@WaPoTeamTV) February 08, 2013
Ewww:
#DaveGrohl on @chelsealately: "…they left out wrinkly chicken skin scrotum." #GrammyDressCode—
Melissa Baggett (@MouthyMolita) February 08, 2013
@blakeshelton make sure you dress appropriately. No assless chaps! #grammydresscode—
nikki (@bestyogateacher) February 08, 2013